Top 29 Darrell Hammond Quotes
#1. I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.
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#2. Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
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#3. I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.
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#4. I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.
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#6. I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
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#7. I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
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#9. I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
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#10. It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.
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#11. The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
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#13. If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
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#15. You know what's worse than being in rehab? Being in rehab over the holidays. You know what's worse than that? Being in a rehab that doesn't allow smoking. I mean, what the fuck? Addicts smoke. If we can't drink, we can't shoot up, and we can't ride the lightning bolt, at least we can smoke.
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#16. I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'
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#17. My brilliant psychiatrist Dr. K. had told me that the only way to move on from trauma is forgiveness, giving up the right to hit back harder than you were hit in the first place.
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#19. I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.
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#20. It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
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#22. Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
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#23. I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
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#24. I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
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#25. When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
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#26. I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
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#27. If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
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#28. Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.
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#29. I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
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