Top 28 Humorous Names Quotes
#1. WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.
Dave Barry
#3. Affirmative action and equal opportunity was never and is not intended to let people with fewer skills and less experience triumph over those with more. It was intended to aid a decision between two people who have the same set of skills.
Tarah Wheeler
#4. We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid ...
Phyllis Diller
#5. People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.
Frank Zappa
#6. There isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.
Mark Twain
#7. Lexicography is a chastening as well as an illuminating and fascinating art.
Robert Burchfield
#8. I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.
W.C. Fields
#9. The biggest diease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted, uncared for, and deserted by everybody.
Mother Teresa
#10. A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
Erma Bombeck
#11. Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago ...
George Burns
#12. It's crazy how quick our opinions can change.
K. Conley
#13. Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
W.C. Fields
#14. The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics ... Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
Will Rogers
#15. It was then that the seven-year-old said, "I am ready. What wonderful place will we visit tonight?"
"I can take you wherever your dreams desire," the calico pony replied on their first night together.
Cheryl Price
#16. Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
Woody Allen
#17. I was one of those annoying kids that loves singing and entertaining.
Imelda May
#19. Squeej? What kind of name was that for a pilot?
Jack McDevitt
#20. I knew what slant of light would make you turn over. It was then I felt the highways slide out of my hands. I remembered the old men in the west side cafe, dealing dominoes like magical charms.
Naomi Shihab Nye
#21. Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.
Dave Barry
#22. By the way, I have a bone to pick with you." Esperetta
"Only one?" Velkan
"At the moment." Esperetta
"Then I can't wait to hear it." Velkan
"'Bram' and 'Stoker'?" Esperetta
"It was fitting, I thought." Velkan
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#23. Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
Woody Allen
#24. In order to console a soul in it's sufferings, point out to it all the good it can still do.
Pio Of Pietrelcina
#26. These people were smiling because they were where they wanted to be. They understood that life is too short for what-ifs and complications. Life, they found, can be as simple as reading the wind.
Brad Herzog
#27. If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
W.C. Fields
#28. A lie has many colours,
while white is the only faithful colour of truth.
Munia Khan
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