Humorous Parenting Quotes

#1. Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!

Tanya Masse

#2. Nothing is more characteristically juvenile than contempt for juvenility ... youth's characteristic chronological snobbery.

C.S. Lewis

#3. This new calm was becoming unsettling. Victor struggled to assess it.

V.E Schwab

#4. God waits for you to communicate with Him. You have instant, direct access to God. God loves mankind so much, and in a very special sense His children, that He has made Himself available to you at all times.

Wesley L. Duewel

#5. If I loved someone enough, I would go anywhere in the world with them.
- Staggerlee

Jacqueline Woodson

#6. Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Abraham Kaplan

#7. In a series of articles beginning on Oct. 2, 1966, I wrote about the long-forgotten history of the Liberty Tree. To call attention to how obscure the site had become, I interviewed waitresses at the Essex Delicatessen below the plaque on Washington Street. None knew what the Liberty Tree was.

Ronald Kessler

#8. I try to keep focused on the things that really make me happy and just do those same things.

John Singleton

#9. Maybe it was the alcohol. Yeah. That's probably what it was. The booze must have mixed with the romance in the air and turned him soft. But then, if that's all it was, why did his stomach sink to the floor at her reaction? Did he really want to marry her? He looked

Natalie K. Martin

#10. Governments at all levels and the whole society should act more vigorously to protect the land our lives depend on.

Li Keqiang

#11. Parent could embarrass their kids during the teenage years, but only a true virtuoso could embarrass them into their twenties and beyond.

Danielle Monsch

#12. The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!

Jim Warner