Top 45 Humorous Book Quotes
#1. I like to think 'The God Delusion' is a humorous book. I think, actually, it's full of laughs. And people who describe it as a polarizing book or as an aggressive book, it's just that very often they haven't read it.
Richard Dawkins
#2. Y'all ever seen that 'monkeys typing in a room for eternity would eventually create the works of Shakespeare' quote? Well, one time Drew got high and stated, 'Wait, that happened already. We're monkeys, and space is eternity, and we typed, and it happened.' He insisted we put it in the book.
Trae Crowder
#3. Life is too short to spend on a book you don't enjoy.
Katrina-Jane
#5. I'm afraid that, in this chapter we must talk about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys.
Dave Barry
#6. His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.
Mark Jackman
#7. Time flies when you're falling down ... (not from a book, it's a lyric)
Courtney Love
#8. I'm about 75 pages into a book on poetry. I don't know if anybody wants to read it. It's on any broad variety of subjects. I walk down the street and think of a topic and jot it down and say, 'Okay, that's another one.' They go from the humorous to the serious to every topic imaginable.
Marv Levy
#9. Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he's a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help you understand that hairy guy beside you.
Laurie Foxx
#10. Who do I think would appreciate my book?
I'm surprised anybody does. Oops, did I say that out loud?
Dan Alatorre
#11. As to the strangest claim in the novel: that only 10 percent of the cells in our body are human (and the rest are bacteria and parasites). This is true! There is a wonderful book exploring this topic that is as horrific as it is humorous, Human Wildlife by Dr. Robert Buckman.
James Rollins
#12. I must confess to generally hating sections entitled "how to read this book" and so
on. I feel that, if I bought it, I should be able to read it any way I damn well please!
Nevertheless, I feel some guidelines may be useful.
Paul Taylor
#13. I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit to Israel.
George Mikes
#14. This book is visceral like how your small intestine is visceral
J.E. Duah
#16. Buy this book , buy this book , you need this book, buy book now.'
Subliminal messaging works!
Nick Jimbanis
#17. I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.
George Carlin
#18. Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.
Ryan Lilly
#20. This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.
Dave Barry
#21. An idea is a gift, a finished project is turning that gift into a book by making yourself write even when you don't want to. There is no such thing as a block of time to write. You have to carve time from a busy day. Elaine L. Orr
Elaine Orr
#22. The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film.
Ken O'Neill
#23. I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.
Duop Chak Wuol
#24. A life is similar to a book. Some chapters are boring,a few emotional, a handful memorable,others saddening,one or two thoughtful and many full of smiles.
Elizabeth Adeniyi
#25. The thing to remember about a kick is you go for his twigs and berries" ~Declan~
Ilsa Madden-Mills
#26. In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and unpoetic. The circumstances that lead up to sex I find more interesting.
Charlie Chaplin
#28. Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
Christina Scalise
#29. Sell your book like a can of beans & your readers will place the same value on it.
Stuart Aken
#31. The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club.
Douglas Lewis
#33. Oh, my God," I whispered. "But how did they get my photo?
Alex tapped his mouth with his thumb. "That ... book with everyone's picture in it, that you have in high school."
"Yearbook," I said. Was he trying to be funny? But of course he was right; that's exactly where it was from.
L.A. Weatherly
#34. When just a kid, moved back to Canada and looking for a taste of England, I'd picked up a book of my Gram's, a dog-eared romance from the 'sixties about English hospital 'sisters' trying to get it on with the doctors, and thought it very shocking behaviour for nuns.
Roberta Pearce
#35. To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humorous Anecdotes
Alan Dean Foster
#36. I'm writing a new book called 'Ventroliquism for Dummies'.
Ron Moore
#37. Finish is a laundry powder. I feel guilty when I finish a book.
Jeremy Lee
#38. If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?
Neil Leckman
#39. Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is.
Christy Hall
#40. A rainy day is a good day to be in bed with a good book - or with someone who has read one."
T.K. Lukas
T.K. Lukas
#41. Writing a book with completely fictitious characters is like running a democracy, centered around a capital state. You constantly live with the fear & suspicion that one of the characters will start an uncontrollable rebellion.
Shomprakash Sinha Roy
#42. I would like a cappuccino," says Linus politely. "Thank you."
"Your name?"
"I'll spell it for you," he says. "Z-W-P-A-E-N
"
"What?" She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.
"Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. "It's Dutch.
Sophie Kinsella
#43. Michelle would get picked up and bang someone anonymous stud in the bathroom, and i would sip my drink wishing i could go home and curl up with a book. i sigh. thats ok. she was my vicarious slutty friend. and for that i loved her
Marata Eros
#44. I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.
Ron Moore
#45. Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That's right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that's a relationship in my book. And by the way, this is my book.
Kathy Griffin
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