Humorous Art Quotes

#1. You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Dave Barry

#2. A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#3. Seduction is the art of saying what you don't do in order to do what you don't say

Lois Lancaster

#4. What has happened to us has happened to everyone or only us; if to everyone, then it's no novelty, and if only to us, then it won't be understood. From, The Book of Disquiet

Fernando Pessoa

#5. Boeing just took $20 billion and 10 years to improve the efficiency of their planes by 10 percent. That's pretty lame. I have a design in mind for a vertical liftoff supersonic jet that would be a really big improvement.

Elon Musk

#6. Strax slammed his fist into the open palm of his other hand. 'At last,' he pronounced. 'We strike for the greater glory of the Sontaran Empire. Sontar-Ha!' His brow furrowed slightly as he saw the others' expressions. 'That is. For the greater glory of Paternoster Row, of course. Pater-Nos-Ta!

Justin Richards

#7. Bureaucrats want bigger bureaus. Special interests are interested in whatever's special to them. These two groups bring great pressure to bear upon politicians who have another agenda yet:
to cater to the temporary whims and fads of the public and the press.

P. J. O'Rourke

#8. We lost Klimmt, Schiele and Moll

George Pratt

#9. I sought neither preeminence, glory, nor riches; my honor was that Jesus Christ should reign.

John Knox

#10. With a leer of mingled sweetness and slyness; with one eye on the future, one on the bride, and an arch expression in her face, partly spiritual, partly spirituous, and wholly professional and peculiar to her art; Mrs Gamp rummaged in her pocket again [ ... ]

Charles Dickens

#11. Anything else, Your Majesty?"
"I didn't say my prayers."
"I'll say them for you. Our father who art in et cetera, bless all the rotten cousins and kill Jenny. Amen.

Maggie Osborne

#12. There are artists with palettes and easels selling the kind of modern art that Soviet art critics used to critique with bulldozers. Judging by the paintings I saw, the Soviets were right the first time.

P. J. O'Rourke

#13. A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.

Raymond Simard

#14. I've spent the last year listening to Americans, and the state of the union that George W. Bush lives in is very different from the state that most hardworking Americans are living in.

Joe Lieberman

#15. An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

George Carlin

#16. The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.

Viktor E. Frankl

#17. For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

Elizabeth Inchbald

#18. Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.

William Shakespeare

#19. I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic.

Dasha Zhukova

#20. It is possible to know people. They show you who they are. You just have to be looking.

Caroline Kepnes

#21. When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...

Hiroko Sakai

#22. All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016

David Ellis

#23. First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet.

Jurgen Prochnow

#24. The mayor will be remembered because of his refusal to accept political favors and he kept his campaign promises.

Alicia Mendoza

#25. Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosives he could handle, but put a hot iron in his hands and chances were that he'd get hurt.

Toby Joyce

#26. Asking questions in therapy would be so helpful if anyone ever answered them accurately. But no one ever does.

Virginia Axline

#27. yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...

Hiroko Sakai

#28. My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

Gini Koch