How To Please Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 100 How To Please Quotes

#1. I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?"
"How about, enclosed please find a cookie? - Author: Charles M. Schulz
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#2. When I tell people I went to library school, the most common reaction is either "You're joking, right?" or "They have schools for librarians? Do they teach you how to properly sssh people? - Author: Scott Douglas
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#3. We tell them how good they are and they light up, eager to please, and try to please us some more. These are the children we should really worry about. - Author: Alfie Kohn
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#4. Please do not panic this is just how i feel I've been giving and receiving too much love and right now i feel like my heart is filled with love so I realised that i dont have to share my love with anyone cause i got enough love for my self - Author: Love
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#5. Father, help me to be a student of my spouse. I want to know how best to show my love. Please give me wisdom as I try to determine my beloved's love language. - Author: Gary Chapman
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#6. People may tease you or please you, insult you or consult you, laugh at you or laugh with you. In the end, though, it's not about what people do to you or say about you that's most important, but how you treat yourself. - Author: Charles F. Glassman
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#7. None of us works entirely in a vacuum. Unless you are uncompromisingly working to please yourself you must think to whom your photography is directed and how is it likely to be received. - Author: Michael Langford
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#8. If it please you, the lady's name again? says Reginald. His quill is poised. If God had come to Reginald and not to Moses in the burning bush, he would have asked him how to spell the great I AM so he'd be sure he had it right. - Author: Frederick Buechner
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#9. I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt ... "
"You worry too much, Charlie Brown ... No wonder your stomach hurts ... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!"
"How do I stop?"
"That's your worry! Five cents, please! - Author: Charles M. Schulz
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#10. How to please the public - that's the test,
But nowadays I find I'm in a fix;
I know they're not accustomed to the best,
But they've all read so much they know the tricks.
How can we give then something fresh and new
That's serious, but entertaining too? - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#11. I can't help it. Tolbert seems to respond to my brand of bullshit. It's a gift."



"Well, I want your gift. Please, master, teach me how to bullshit. - Author: Elle Kennedy
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#12. Any guy who thinks he automatically knows how to please a woman is a conceited ass. Every woman is one of a kind. Every woman has her own titillations and turn-ons. - Author: Lauren Blakely
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#13. It is strange how little sharpsightedness women possess; they only notice whether they please, then whether they arouse pity, and finally, whether you look for compassion from them. That is all; come to think of it, it may even be enough, generally speaking. - Author: Franz Kafka
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#14. If we imagine that God is somehow punishing us, then we will live our lives in desperation and in fear that we are somehow avoiding displeasing God. The difficulty with that is as many ideas about how to displease and how to please God, as there are hairs on your head. - Author: Neale Donald Walsch
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#15. Please think about this as you go on. Breathe on the world. Hold out your hands to it. When morning and evenings roll along, watch how they open and close, how they invite you to the long party that your life is. - Author: William Stafford
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#16. Those who enter to buy, support me. Those who come to flatter, please me. Those who complain, teach me how I may please others so that more will come. Those only hurt me who are displeased but do not complain. They refuse me permission to correct my errors and thus improve my service. - Author: Marshall Field
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#17. The awkward moment when you realize just how much you have changed to please another person. Then you discover they would never do the same for you. - Author: Lisa-Marie Enaaja
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#18. I seek in the reading of my books only to please myself by an irreproachable diversion; or if I study it is for no other science than that which treats of the knowledge of myself, and instructs me how to die and live well. - Author: Michel De Montaigne
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#19. People always say I write a lot of pop culture references. Can somebody please count the pop culture references in 'Firefly?' Because I don't know how to put this to you, but there was one. I referenced The Beatles in the pilot. - Author: Joss Whedon
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#20. County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when ... Hello? - Author: Bill Watterson
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#21. I do want to make music that people love, but I also want to make music that I love. I know I can't please everyone with anything I do, so I don't think too much about how other people are going to take things. - Author: Rivers Cuomo
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#22. Don't ask me how to burn down a building. As me how to grow watermelons or how to explain nature to a child. that is what I want to grow old doing. Please afford me this. - Author: Rod Coronado
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#23. Sure how that was going to work, but once I got Boris out of the house I could figure something out. "Please, come on." "Is State Care that bad in America?" said Boris doubtfully. - Author: Donna Tartt
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#24. Who else is there to lead the masses? The smart kids? Please. They have no interests in politics. They're hoping simply to attract as little attention as possible until high school is over. Then they can escape to some college where no one will mock them for knowing how an adverb works. - Author: Jesse Andrews
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#25. What he's really saying is: Please be a human being. With a life so full of rules and regiments, it's so easy to forget that's what they are. She knows - she sees - how often compassion takes a back seat to expediency. - Author: Neal Shusterman
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#26. Come, let us speak with our bodies.
Teach me how to please you.
I am here to learn.
Let us not waste this time.
It is the hour of union.
Come
And after you do,
Come again. - Author: Kamand Kojouri
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#27. Can you use these on me? Right now, please ... Fuck yes. I'm always amazed at how quickly my cock can jump to attention at the hint of any sexual impropriety. - Author: Ella Dominguez
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#28. You said you wanted to know how to please me? Consider this lesson number one. Don't be afraid to ask for what you want. Hearing you say it is a major turn on. - Author: Kendall Ryan
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#29. No matter how well he worked. It was a little discouraging: the harder he tried to please the Captain, the less the Captain seemed to be pleased. - Author: Larry McMurtry
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#30. I do believe I'm tight,' she said, 'how disgraceful. Please, James, don't be ashamed of me. I did so want to be gay. And I am gay. - Author: Ian Fleming
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#31. You are a prize," Marlene said. "You really are a prize. Have you spent your whole life learning how to please women?"
"It's my life study," Starhawk said. "Everything else is just a hobby. - Author: Robert Anton Wilson
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#32. Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal. - Author: Alex Adams
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#33. I am 55 years old now. It takes three years to write one book. I don't know how many books I will be able to write before I die. It is like a countdown. So with each book I am praying - please let me live until I am finished. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#34. Look at me, see how I resemble a puddle of dog vomit? Won't you please throw your fingers to your teeth and be wildly fascinated by me? - Author: Ted Dekker
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#35. Remember how to breathe, how to live...please!! - Author: Fuyumi Soryo
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#36. YES. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. LIKE A SUAVE THING. In fact, from here on, please forward my mail to 1 Suave Hill, Suave Boulevard, Suavieland, Planet of She's-So-Smooth-I-Can't-Believe-She's-Not-Butter. - Author: Michele Jaffe
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#37. Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and call. Someone to do your bidding. How many times have you said to yourself," Self, I need a unicorn to run errands and such? - Author: Chloe Neill
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#38. But, someone, please give me - who is born again but still so much in need of being born anew - give me the details of how to live in the waiting cocoon before the forever begins? - Author: Ann Voskamp
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#39. Product managers figure out what features are likely to please customers; product designers then figure out how those features should look and feel. - Author: Eric Ries
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#40. Promise me this, that you'll stand by me forever. But if God forbid Fate should step in and force us into a goodbye. If you have children someday, when they point to the pictures please tell them my name. Tell them how the crowd went wild, tell them how I hope they shine. - Author: Taylor Swift
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#41. Tonight while walking on the waterfront in the angelic streets I suddenly wanted to tell you how wonderful I think you are. Please don't dislike me. What is the mystery of the world? Nobody knows they're angels. - Author: Jack Kerouac
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#42. The only thing worse than taking things personally is being told you take things personally. And how am I supposed to take things, if you please? Why bother talking to anyone at all if you are not supposed to consider anything that is said to be at all personal? - Author: Meg Howrey
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#43. Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!
Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely. - Author: Toba Beta
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#44. If to please the people,we offer what we ourselves disapprove, how can we afterwards defend our work? Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair. The rest is in the hands of God. - Author: George Washington
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#45. Many know how to please, but know not when they have ceased to give pleasure. - Author: Arthur Helps
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#46. I understand," he said. "Please let me know." He meant it to sound patient and cooperative, but somehow it came out as abject. Rosa started to laugh. She put her arms around him, and he rubbed the smeared lipstick into her cheeks until it was gone. "How - Author: Michael Chabon
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#47. You okay?" he asked me. I nodded, unable to say anything that would really cover how I felt. "Then get out of the way."
"Huh?"
"Your legs. Please - Author: Rachel Caine
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#48. When this life ends, I will be absorbed back into you. I have come forth from you . You are all good and you know all that there is. So please act in me and through me at every moment and every second. Let me be but an extension of your being. Teach me how to live and love selflessly, at all times. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#49. There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up! - Author: Jay Leno
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#50. Dear God, Tatiana prayed in bed that night, turning to the wall and pulling the white sheet and the thin brown blanket over herself. If You are there somewhere, please teach me how to hide what I never knew how to show. - Author: Paullina Simons
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#51. I can't tell you how to succeed, but I can tell you how to fail: Try to please everybody. - Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
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#52. If you can't please yourself some of the time, how do you expect to please people all the time? Not everyone is going to appreciate you for your efforts and deeds. - Author: Anthony Liccione
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#53. From: Christian Grey
Subject: Shenaniwhatagans?
Date: June 15, 2011 09:32
To: Anastasia Steele
You don't have to work, Anastasia.
You have no idea how appalled I am at my shenanigans.
But I like keeping you up late ;)
Please use your blackberry.
Oh, and marry me, please. - Author: E.L. James
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#54. I've been playing live gigs since I was 13. I really don't know how to do anything else, and please God strike me down. - Author: Joshua Homme
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#55. His date kept saying to him, "How horrible ... Don't, darling. Please, don't. Not here." Imagine giving somebody a feel and telling them about a guy committing suicide at the same time! They killed me. - Author: J.D. Salinger
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#56. Before you try to measure someone else's performance, please explain how you measure your own. - Author: Jurgen Appelo
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#57. I've tried to be a better person ... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried ... "
"Nice try ... Five cents, please! - Author: Charles M. Schulz
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#58. I haven't been able to get you out of my head. I don't know why. At work, at home. All I can think about is how crazy it feels when I'm near you, and I need you to make it stop, Lily." He stops pacing and faces me. "Please make it stop. Just once - that's all it'll take. I swear. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#59. Petty unselfishness," she repeated. "I had got an idea that every one here spent their lives in making little sacrifices for objects they didn't care for, to please people they didn't love; that they never learnt to be sincere - and, what's as bad, never learnt how to enjoy themselves. - Author: E. M. Forster
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#60. Howidoono?" Dee tries to ask, but there's a mound of Brown Butter Almond Brittle ice cream on her tongue. "How did you know I needed this?" He gives her an "oh please" look. "I have a sister and a girl best friend. This is not amateur hour. - Author: Emery Lord
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#61. Turning consciously from evil to faith did not always bring immediate awareness of how to please God - Author: John Charles Pollock
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#62. By the time they finish high school - after years of learning how to please their teachers and coaches, not to mention schmoozing with their parents' friends - elite students have become accomplished adult-wranglers. - Author: William Deresiewicz
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#63. It's a little dense, don't you think, to antagonize the strongest vampire in the house?'
Emmett threw his head back and snorted. 'PLEASE!'
[ ... ]
I took a deep breath. 'Emmett, how do you feel about a little bet?'
He was on his feet at once. 'Awesome. Bring it. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#64. 95. But please don't write again to tell me how you have woken up weeping. I already know how you are in love with your weeping. - Author: Maggie Nelson
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#65. If you have become entangled in sin from poor choices, please decide to come back now. You know how to begin. Do it now. We love you. We need you. God will help you. - Author: Richard G. Scott
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#66. What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased. - Darcy - Author: Jane Austen
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#67. Conservatives, please. Let's not duplicate the manias of the Left as we figure out how to deal with Mr. Obama. He is not exactly the anti-Christ, although a disturbing number of people on the Right are convinced he is. - Author: David Horowitz
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#68. "Dark Fantasy" was my long, backhanded apology. You know how people give a backhanded compliment? It was a backhanded apology. It was like, all these raps, all these sonic acrobatics. I was like: "Let me show you guys what I can do, and please accept me back. You want to have me on your shelves." - Author: Kanye West
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#69. Coquettes know how to please, not love, and that is why men love them SO much. - Author: Pierre De Marivaux
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#70. When you truly love someone, you want to please and honor them by the way you act. How you treat someone shows whether or not you really care about them. - Author: Billy Graham
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#71. Don't go yet. Please. Tell me a story, one about us. Tell what it meant. How on earth did it happen? The story, Pat - tell it to me. - Author: Pat Conroy
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#72. Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. - Author: Shelley Morrison
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#73. I allowed social media to define what I thought of my body. And now I realize that no matter how thin you are, someone will call you fat. No matter how beautiful you are, someone will call you ugly. But you can't spend your time worrying about that. You're just not going to please the world. - Author: Demi Lovato
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#74. Tell me what you want?" His breath was warm against her lips.
"I want you."
"How? Give me permission, tell me it's okay to strip you naked, kiss you wherever the need takes me, and f**k you until you can't see straight."
"Yes, yes, please, all of that. - Author: Dominique Eastwick
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#75. Said a skunk to a tube-rose, "See how swiftly I run, while you cannot walk nor even creep."
Said the tube-rose to the skunk, "Oh, most noble swift runner, please run swiftly!" - Author: Khalil Gibran
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#76. In the end, the only one you can ever really please is yourself. How others feel is up to them. - Author: Nicholas Sparks
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#77. The Holy Scriptures are that divine instrument by which we are taught what to believe, concerning God, ourselves, and all things, and how to please God unto eternal life. - Author: John Robinson
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#78. Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?'
'How did you ... ?'
'Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#79. Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#80. will you please explain how you can cry for a dead dog yet belong to a society of fanatics that urges death on human beings who happen to be Jews? Explain to me the logic of it. - Author: Bernard Malamud
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#81. There is more beauty inside you than in anyone I have ever met. These pictures don't lie. I won't ever forget you. Or stop loving you. You can ask me to. You can tell me to move on. But I won't. And I never will. Just don't forget how beautiful we were. How beautiful we can still be.
Please. - Author: A Meredith Walters
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#82. In marriage, we're called to reflect God's love for us through our self-giving love for our spouse. God's love for us isn't dependent on our day-to-day feelings toward him, on how hard we work to please him, or even on how faithful we are to him. It's grounded in his nature and his covenant. - Author: Matthew Vines
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#83. Daphne knows, with equal ease, How to vex and how to please; But the folly of her sex Makes her sole delight to vex. - Author: Jonathan Swift
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#84. He used to say to his melancholia patients:
You can be cured in fourteen days if you follow this prescription.Try to think every day how you can please someone. - Author: Alfred Adler
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#85. I think it's hard, when you're someone who likes to please people, as I am, to be a boss. I had to learn how to rein myself in and not terrify people. - Author: Ruth Reichl
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#86. Here's how I pray in these situations: 'God, I'm really dumb. Please make your will painfully obvious to me. - Author: Robin Merrill
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#87. I don't know how to make you better. I wish I did, but please stay with me. I need you, and I can't lose you. Not now. Not ever. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#88. Now, please don't tell me you don't care about how you look and that there's more to you than your appearance. There are two kinds of people in this world : people who want to be desired, and people who want to be desired so much that they pretend they don't. - Author: Rabih Alameddine
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#89. No matter how painful it might be ... I'll do everything in my might! So please, you too, act according to what you believe in! - Author: CLAMP
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#90. I wish I could describe what it feels like to have thousands of people listening to your every word, how easy it is to please them, to get that applause and to hear them out there screaming for you. It's like being in control of one big ocean and you can calm it down or make it roar. - Author: Fannie Flagg
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#91. How hard a thing 'twould be to please you all. - Author: William Congreve
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#92. Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#93. I'm not used to sensitivity any more. When I see people cry when I lose, save your tears. I don't know how to handle people crying any more. I lost my sensitivity like that. Please, you embarrass me when you cry because I don't know what to do when you cry. I don't know what to say. - Author: Mike Tyson
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#94. Such is the endless dilemma of dialect. Not every reader will ever agree with the way that I handle it, no matter how hard I work to keep everything readable. But again it's that balance I have to maintain between keeping it easy and keeping it real, and I know that I'll never please everyone. - Author: Susanna Kearsley
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#95. Please tell me this is easier to take off than it was to put on."
Calla raised a brow. "You do not think Master Kell knows how? - Author: V.E Schwab
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#96. If the powers that be really knew how much time I spent thinking about and researching celebrities, they probably wouldn't let me anywhere near the red carpet. But, please promise not to tell them. I'm harmless, I swear. - Author: Ross Mathews
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#97. Dear Depression, please keep your distance. Don't be nasty. Find some other person with more reason than me to look in the mirror and say: "What a pointless existence." Whether you like it or not, I know how to defeat you. You're wasting your time. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#98. Every time I start chasing my tail, and I'm trying to control all these elements of my universe, I pray, 'I'm not in control of any of this. I can just do the best I can. Please guide me. Please help me figure how I can move through this in the way You would have me.' - Author: Cheryl Ladd
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#99. Please tell me how the hell was I not going to fall in love with her? Without a doubt, she's the most amazing person I've ever known. - Author: Abi Ketner
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#100. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased. - Author: Jane Austen
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