Top 7 Hot Fart Quotes

#1. Do I really have to find a word for it? Can't it just be what it is?

David Levithan

#2. A smile is the same as sunshine; it banishes winter from the human countenance.

Victor Hugo

#3. Don't make it new; make it whole.

Alex Ross

#4. One must either accept some theory or else believe one's own instinct or follow the world's opinion.

Gertrude Stein

#5. The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror.

David Mitchell

#6. A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.

Samuel Johnson

#7. Here I am in the state of New Mexico. George Bush is still in the state of denial. New Mexico has five electoral votes. The state of denial has none. I like my chances.

John F. Kerry

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