Top 45 Hearse Quotes
#1. People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
#2. I felt a little lost between the blue and white of the sky and the monotony of the colors around me- the sticky black of the tar, the dull black of all the clothes, and the shiny black of the hearse.
Albert Camus
#3. Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previously
died in a car accident.
Anthony Liccione
#4. Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.
Coolio
#5. The dying swan, when years her temples pierce, In music-strains breathes out her life and verse, And, chanting her own dirge, tides on her wat'ry hearse.
Phineas Fletcher
#6. The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more deathbed vigils or funerals. The hearse will have made its last journey.
J. Oswald Sanders
#7. You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.
Roxanne Shante
#9. I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.
Barbara Hutton
#10. Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
Carl Sandburg
#11. Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.
Sally Stanford
#12. Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse,
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse.
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk,
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk.
Ghostface Killah
#13. I was carrying my friend in his casket to put him in the hearse, and I was thinking, 'I need to write a song for this guy, because he always told me I would have a No. 1 song.'
Charlie Puth
#14. It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up.
Kami Garcia
#15. I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
Bernard Manning
#17. I can't be seen climbing through no hearse's hatchback! It used to be dead bodies back there!" "You a lie. Me and my woman ain't dead," Cousin Shake insisted. My eyes popped wide open. The visual he'd just painted was about to send me crazy. "Cousin
Ni-Ni Simone
#18. Death always waits. The door of the hearse is never closed.
Joseph Bayly
#19. Bid amaranthus all his beauty shed,
And daffodillies fill their cups with tears,
To strew the laureate to hearse when Lycid lies.
John Milton
#20. Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.
Warren Beatty
#21. My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
Woody Allen
#22. When shall I be dead and rid Of all the wrong my father did? How long, how long 'till spade and hearse Put to sleep my mother's curse?
T.H. White
#23. You'll never see a U-Haul behind a hearse ... Now, I've been blessed to make hundreds of millions of dollars in my life. I can't take it with me, and neither can you. It's not how much you have but what you do with what you have,
Denzel Washington
#24. Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse.
Stephanie Bond
#25. He that unburied lies wants not his hearse, For unto him a tomb's the Universe.
Thomas Browne
#26. God saw your entire life from beginning to end, birth to hearse, and in spite of what he saw, he still dreams of having you by his side. Even with your faults and failures. Despite your muddles and missteps. He still stands near, arms open wide, ready to embrace you with a Father's love.
Max Lucado
#27. He could barely remember the last time he had seen a hearse on the streets. Death had vanished from the streets of America, thought Shadow; now it happened in hospital rooms and in ambulances.
Neil Gaiman
#28. You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.
Joanne Fluke
#30. We see a hearse; we think sorrow. We see a grave; we think despair. We hear of a death; we think of a loss. Not so in heaven. When heaven sees a breathless body, it sees the vacated cocoon & the liberated butterfly.
Max Lucado
#31. What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
Bill Vaughan
#32. I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.
Steven Wright
#33. I got bored," he says. "Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' apartment? Sitting alone in a hearse in front of his apartment.
Holly Black
#35. Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul.
Jim Hightower
#36. We can die by it, if not live by love, And if unfit for tombs and hearse Our legend be, it will be fit for verse; And if no peace of chronicle we prove, We'll build in sonnet pretty rooms; As well a well wrought urne becomes The greatest ashes, as half-acre tombs.
John Donne
#38. I ain't never saw a hearse with a luggage rack." (Quote by George Strait, country singer, and appearing at the end of Bob Mitchell's memoir, Time for a Heart-to-Heart: Reflections on Life in the Face of Death.
George Strait
#39. Did you ever, think when the hearse passes by, that someday in it you will lie?
Kelly Braffet
#40. The very next morning at daylight such parties are sure to be found lying up some back alley, contentedly waiting for the hearse.
Mark Twain
#41. Why is the hearse with scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd? No; the dead know it not, nor profit gain; It only serves to prove the living vain.
John Gay
#42. Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
Norman Wisdom
#43. Go 'head." Those freaky-ass black eyes had stared at Butch with the intensity of a shark. "Crack open that door. Run your little heart out. Run fast, run smart, call for help. Just know that I'll come after you. Like a hearse." - Zsadist
J.R. Ward
#44. ...a mini-hearse. It had the practicality of a mini-van and the handy carrying capacity of a hearse combined. If you get annoyed with your kids at soccer practice, you can always kill them on the way home and take them directly to the cemetery.
David David Katzman
#45. The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.
Mark Twain
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