A Hearse Quotes

#1. He could barely remember the last time he had seen a hearse on the streets. Death had vanished from the streets of America, thought Shadow; now it happened in hospital rooms and in ambulances.

Neil Gaiman

#2. You'll never see a U-Haul behind a hearse ... Now, I've been blessed to make hundreds of millions of dollars in my life. I can't take it with me, and neither can you. It's not how much you have but what you do with what you have,

Denzel Washington

#3. Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.

Warren Beatty

#4. I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse.

Billy Graham

#5. I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

Bernard Manning

#6. It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up.

Kami Garcia

#7. Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse,
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse.
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk,
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk.

Ghostface Killah

#8. Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

Sally Stanford

#9. Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Carl Sandburg

#10. I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.

Barbara Hutton

#11. You can't hook up a U-Haul to a hearse

Randy O. Frost

#12. You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.

Roxanne Shante

#13. Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Coolio

#14. Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previously
died in a car accident.

Anthony Liccione

#15. The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.

Mark Twain

#16. Go 'head." Those freaky-ass black eyes had stared at Butch with the intensity of a shark. "Crack open that door. Run your little heart out. Run fast, run smart, call for help. Just know that I'll come after you. Like a hearse." - Zsadist

J.R. Ward

#17. Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul.

Jim Hightower

#18. You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.

Joanne Fluke

#19. You will never see a U-Haul behind a hearse,

Denzel Washington

#20. We see a hearse; we think sorrow. We see a grave; we think despair. We hear of a death; we think of a loss. Not so in heaven. When heaven sees a breathless body, it sees the vacated cocoon & the liberated butterfly.

Max Lucado

#21. What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.

Bill Vaughan

#22. I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright

#23. I got bored," he says. "Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' apartment? Sitting alone in a hearse in front of his apartment.

Holly Black

#24. I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul

Dee Dee M. Scott

#25. Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse.

Stephanie Bond

#26. Pity that the only way to paradise is in a hearse.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#27. I ain't never saw a hearse with a luggage rack." (Quote by George Strait, country singer, and appearing at the end of Bob Mitchell's memoir, Time for a Heart-to-Heart: Reflections on Life in the Face of Death.

George Strait

#28. Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

Norman Wisdom

#29. ...a mini-hearse. It had the practicality of a mini-van and the handy carrying capacity of a hearse combined. If you get annoyed with your kids at soccer practice, you can always kill them on the way home and take them directly to the cemetery.

David David Katzman

#30. He that unburied lies wants not his hearse, For unto him a tomb's the Universe.

Thomas Browne

#31. God saw your entire life from beginning to end, birth to hearse, and in spite of what he saw, he still dreams of having you by his side. Even with your faults and failures. Despite your muddles and missteps. He still stands near, arms open wide, ready to embrace you with a Father's love.

Max Lucado

#32. We can die by it, if not live by love, And if unfit for tombs and hearse Our legend be, it will be fit for verse; And if no peace of chronicle we prove, We'll build in sonnet pretty rooms; As well a well wrought urne becomes The greatest ashes, as half-acre tombs.

John Donne

#33. I was carrying my friend in his casket to put him in the hearse, and I was thinking, 'I need to write a song for this guy, because he always told me I would have a No. 1 song.'

Charlie Puth

#34. I felt a little lost between the blue and white of the sky and the monotony of the colors around me- the sticky black of the tar, the dull black of all the clothes, and the shiny black of the hearse.

Albert Camus

#35. I can't be seen climbing through no hearse's hatchback! It used to be dead bodies back there!" "You a lie. Me and my woman ain't dead," Cousin Shake insisted. My eyes popped wide open. The visual he'd just painted was about to send me crazy. "Cousin

Ni-Ni Simone

#36. My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

Woody Allen