Get Out Of Jury Duty Quotes

#1. Do you really want to be judged by twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?

Emma Chase

#2. He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

Gene Mauch

#3. I vote and I do jury duty.

Christopher Hitchens

#4. I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write.

David O. Russell

#5. I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

Eugene Ormandy

#6. Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities.

Nina Garcia

#7. Raise your hand if you had no idea you'd see so much nudity in one week of jury duty.
Twelve hands flew straight into the air.
And unbelievably, Payton laughed.

Julie James

#8. How long does it take?" I asked. "I'm sorry?" "How long does it take you to get dressed for work in the morning?" "Two and a half hours," she said. "Do they pay you overtime for that?

Ilona Andrews

#9. Winter makes you old

Frances Greenslade

#10. Isn't there some law against torture of prisoners? The Geneva Convention or something?"
"Only if we were at war." He tied the lace on his second boot and leaped up, welcoming the energy sparking in his veins.
'"Some might argue that we are.

Brynn Kelly

#11. up. I kind of hoped jury duty lasted

Denise Grover Swank

#12. The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come ... It's an honor and a privilege. I was called and I've got to be here.

Antonio Villaraigosa

#13. There will always be a just fight and a cause to die for.

Rawi Hage

#14. Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.

P. J. O'Rourke

#15. Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.

Dana Gould

#16. I held her head to my shoulder, rocking her, rubbing her back. Poor thing, I don't think she know where to put the whole world.

Shannon Hale

#17. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Dan Castellaneta

#18. You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

Jeff Foxworthy

#19. So drink. Some do drugs. I write.

Pamela Morris

#20. Newt Gingrich is one of the brightest people in the Republican Party and he's always been a little unorthodox in his approach to politics, but that's what makes him Newt Gingrich.

Gary Bauer

#21. Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

George Bernard Shaw

#22. It seems that we had ... not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think.

Ilona Andrews

#23. I only subpoena folks for jury duty that I know will be fair...

Paul Henry Abram

#24. If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in jail!

Trey Gowdy

#25. It is the duty of the Judge in criminal trials to take care that the verdict of the jury is not founded upon any evidence except that which the law allows.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#26. To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

John Mortimer

#27. Developed countries should support developing countries in tackling climate change. This not only is their responsibility, but also serves their long-term interests.

Hu Jintao

#28. Boobs on the make always try to impress with their high level of seriousness (wise guys, with their contempt for all seriousness.

Pauline Kael

#29. To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month!

Wanda Sykes

#30. I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway.

Victoria Moran

#31. I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

Alex Trebek

#32. Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship.

Sarah Vowell

#33. Never saw a point in showing up for jury duty. I already know I'm going to vote guilty." Ari's mouth made a tiny O, and she put her hand to her heart. "What about justice?"
"It is justice. Whoever they are, they're guilty of making me show up for jury duty.

J.C. Nelson

#34. I don't recognize myself in the players I see today. There's only one who excites me, and that is Thierry Henry. He's not just a great footballer, he's a showman, an entertainer.

George Best

#35. Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

Woody Allen

#36. Socialists make the mistake of confusing individual worth with success. They believe you cannot allow people to succeed in case those who fail feel worthless.

Kenneth Baker

#37. Well I was on the jury duty on the Deauville Film Festival, a few years ago.

Liam Neeson