Quotes About Jury Duty

#1. Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. - Author: George Bernard Shaw

#2. I only subpoena folks for jury duty that I know will be fair... - Author: Paul Henry Abram

#3. It's important for cinema to keep on evolving: for people, and not only teenagers, to be able to go to a movie that has huge epic scope but has an intellectual and real story to tell. - Author: Baltasar Kormakur

#4. If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in jail! - Author: Trey Gowdy

#5. It is the duty of the Judge in criminal trials to take care that the verdict of the jury is not founded upon any evidence except that which the law allows. - Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#6. To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. - Author: John Mortimer

#7. I need you. I do not know who I would be without you. - Author: Cheryl McIntyre

#8. I have obsessed about my weight in some sort of way all my life. I used to write in my journal what I weighed every day. - Author: Valerie Bertinelli

#9. I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway. - Author: Victoria Moran

#10. I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty! - Author: Alex Trebek

#11. Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship. - Author: Sarah Vowell

#12. Never saw a point in showing up for jury duty. I already know I'm going to vote guilty." Ari's mouth made a tiny O, and she put her hand to her heart. "What about justice?"
"It is justice. Whoever they are, they're guilty of making me show up for jury duty. - Author: J.C. Nelson

#13. Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. - Author: Woody Allen

#14. In reality long-term travel has nothing to do with demographics, age, ideology, income, and everything to do with personal outlook. - Author: Rolf Potts

#15. Well I was on the jury duty on the Deauville Film Festival, a few years ago. - Author: Liam Neeson

#16. up. I kind of hoped jury duty lasted - Author: Denise Grover Swank

#17. To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month! - Author: Wanda Sykes

#18. I vote and I do jury duty. - Author: Christopher Hitchens

#19. I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write. - Author: David O. Russell

#20. I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. - Author: Eugene Ormandy

#21. Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities. - Author: Nina Garcia

#22. Laws are not made like lime-twigs or nets, to catch everything that toucheth them; but rather like sea-marks, to guide from shipwreck the ignorant passenger. - Author: Philip Sidney

#23. Raise your hand if you had no idea you'd see so much nudity in one week of jury duty.
Twelve hands flew straight into the air.
And unbelievably, Payton laughed. - Author: Julie James

#24. Do you really want to be judged by twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty? - Author: Emma Chase

#25. The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come ... It's an honor and a privilege. I was called and I've got to be here. - Author: Antonio Villaraigosa

#26. I think Stevie Wonder could sing the phone book and manage to make me cry. - Author: Brad Delp

#27. Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke

#28. Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with. - Author: Dana Gould

#29. I was looking for a way to be someone else,'I said. - Author: Scott Frost

#30. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Author: Dan Castellaneta

#31. You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. - Author: Jeff Foxworthy