Funny Spinster Quotes

#1. When I deeply look at a pious, I see no affection but fear; and when I look at an atheist, I see no fear but conceit!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#2. Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

Cassandra Clare

#3. I turned, painting in hand, to show it to her, and then realized she wasn't there. Or - she was there and she wasn't. Part of her was there, but it was invisible. The invisible part was the important part. This was something I hadn't understood before.

Donna Tartt

#4. I am always worried that over-planning and outlining will kill the magic of writing; most of the world I created in 'California' occurred via good old sexy sentence-making.

Edan Lepucki

#5. Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.

Douglas Coupland

#6. If some people think it shows a feminine side to be in the theater, I've never felt that. And I'll openly say that an intelligent person who is a sensitive person will be and should be in touch with their inner female.

Anthony Warlow

#7. The gentleman does not promote people merely on the basis of their words, nor does he reject words merely because of the person who uttered them.

Confucius

#8. Though he'd treated me like crap, I fell asleep thinking of how his bottom lip was slightly plumper than the top - perfect for kissing - and how those onyx eyes glittered when he first glanced at me. I knew he wouldn't be there in the morning, but I still hoped that I'd see him again.

Inger Iversen

#9. After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around.

Anne Stuart

#10. In a religion where logic alone rules, there is no power.

Calvin Miller

#11. Anything that you want to write about you can write about in sports.

J. A. Adande

#12. The vicar of Christ is an individual, not an electorate.

Conrad Black

#13. Everybody should have a shelter dog. It's good for the soul.

Paul Shaffer

#14. No matter how hard a man may labor, some woman is always in the background of his mind. She is the one reward of virtue.

Gertrude Atherton