Funny Self Doubt Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 34 famous quotes and sayings about funny self doubt to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 34 Funny Self Doubt Quotes

#1. You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan
"You can't be bored." M'Ordant
"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#2. I have no doubt that you are more than capable of bringing the Monsean queen and my son and the rest of my sons and a hundred Nanderan kittens through an onslaught of howling raiders if you chose to. - Author: Kristin Cashore
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#3. We probably won't live long enough to run out of food, or electricity, or anything important." "Oh, you'll live," Murphy said. "I have no doubt." "Really?" Jerome asked, real curiosity in his voice. "What makes you think I'll last?" "Because you're a pussy! - Author: Bobby Adair
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#4. When in doubt dance out - Author: Miley Cyrus
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#5. No doubt two straight men couldn't easily fit in it together let alone maneuver around each other. Gay men had all sorts of space-saving advantages, namely their willingness to insert parts into one another. - Author: Gina A. Rogers
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#6. It may be appropriate to quote a statement of Poincare, who said (partly in jest no doubt) that there must be something mysterious about the normal law since mathematicians think it is a law of nature whereas physicists are convinced that it is a mathematical theorem. - Author: Mark Kac
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#7. Every sex scene is always, without a doubt, terribly funny. - Author: Katee Sackhoff
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#8. I wonder now how we got by when you weren't here."
"I have no doubt the devastation was widespread, the suffering universal."
"Indeed, it was the Dark Ages in the annals of Mrs. Dawlish's house. Ignorance was thick on the ground, and unenlkghtenment befogged all the windows. - Author: Sherry Thomas
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#9. To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! - Author: Criss Jami
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#10. Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck."
Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck. - Author: George R R Martin
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#11. Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. - Author: Bill Bailey
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#12. Funny how people value eyes, when really, their colors are super limited. I doubt anyone would enjoy a new box of crayons if they came only in eye-color shades. - Author: Courtney C. Stevens
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#13. Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! - Author: Tom Jones
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#14. Personally I think there is no doubt that sub-atomic energy is available all around us, and that one day man will release and control its almost infinite power. We cannot prevent him from doing so and can only hope that he will not use it exclusively in blowing up his next door neighbour. (1936) - Author: Francis William Aston
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#15. I loved Monty Python for the wordplay
this sense that you didn't have to squash your intelligence to be funny. In fact, you could walk right into your intelligence and nerdiness and self-doubt, and that could be funny. - Author: George Saunders
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#16. His heavy-lidded gaze reflected a languor that had nothing to do with having just awakened, and there was no doubt what was on his mind. But this is no safe cherry picker, Gwen thought, growing more concerned by the moment.
This man looks like a cherry tree chopper-downer. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#17. I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#18. Promise me, Amelie, that you'll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love."
"I hardly think there's any chance of that," Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#19. When in doubt, always compliment a woman's eyeliner application. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#20. Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about ... - Author: James Franco
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#21. But there's no doubt that children have an innate sense of humor. No matter how young they are, they always know when something's really funny. - Author: Tetsuko Kuroyanagi
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#22. Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt - Author: Dannika Dark
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#23. There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#24. I would hate to see the state of my house if I had displeased Amelia under my roof. The servents would revolt. No doubt I'd have gruel for dinner, holes in my shirts, and the most foul-smelling tallow candles they could find. - Author: Kristi Ann Hunter
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#25. Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. - Author: Shahla Khan
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#26. Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological. - Author: Robert Breault
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#27. When in doubt, know your way out, I always say."
"I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'"
"Well, yeah, that too."
Oberon said. - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#28. When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.
I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time? - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#29. Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. - Author: Chris Rock
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#30. Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later. - Author: Heather Day Gilbert
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#31. Well don't get your hopes up," I warned. "I'm a lot more trouble than i'm worth."
"I don't doubt that," he said, indicating my box of junk.
"What did you do to get sent here?"
"I can't tell you."
"Because then you'd have to kill me. - Author: Christine Manzari
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#32. I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. - Author: Walt Whitman
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#33. Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers ... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#34. When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. - Author: Rick Riordan
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