Top 69 Freakin Quotes
#1. You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney!
Sarah Hyland
#2. Is it true that your last name is Goodend? Are you really a gay guy with the last name Goodend? Because if it is, man, that's like, totally freakin' awesome!
J.F. Smith
#3. I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it.
Landon Liboiron
#4. I'm six foot four - hello. And with hair, heels, and attitude ... I'm through the mother-freakin' roof!
RuPaul
#5. Leo whooped so loudly they probably heard him in China. YEAH! WHO DIED? WHO CAME BACK? WHO'S YOUR FREAKIN' SUPERSIZED McSHIZZLE NOW, BABY? Woooooooo!
Rick Riordan
#6. I kicked off my boots and sent them flying, took out a few more monsters. The herd thinned. But there was still a freakin' herd.
A & E Kirk (2014-05-26). Drop Dead Demons: The Divinicus Nex Chronicles: Book 2 (Divinicus Nex Chronicles series) (p. 537). A&E Kirk. Kindle Edition.
A&E Kirk
#7. Saddened that I, a smart, semi-funny, nutty, loyal, good woman, could feel so negative about myself under all the smiling and humor, I felt the sting of tears in my eyes. The way I felt about my appearance was bad. Really freakin' bad.
Samantha Young
#8. Every word out of her mouth was freakin' silk, and Cole would have bet a thousand bucks, right then, that even Ben had a hard on. Forget The Fortune Bottle. This woman could have a career in food porn.
Alessandra Torre
#9. Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
Ed Bernard
#10. You know what this is. That's why you're freakin' and hidin'. I know what this is. That's why I'm not lettin' this shit go.
Kristen Ashley
#11. Sharks will scare me. I went out to Malibu a couple of weeks ago. Beautiful, clear day, out in five feet of water, going to surf, and there was this big ol' freakin' leopard shark ... I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, 'OK, he won't hurt me.'
Timothy Olyphant
#12. Sometimes comfort doesn't matter. When a shoe is freakin' fabulous, it may be worth a subsequent day of misery. Soak in Epsom salts and take comfort in the fact that you're better than everyone else.
Clinton Kelly
#13. The Vampyres were loosey goosey, the Witches were nuts and the freakin' Fairies were downright pushovers, but not the Weres. Nope, if you enlisted you were in for life.
Robyn Peterman
#14. A few machines dance in the air, an orderly has to be sedated, and suddenly you're Freddy freakin' Krueger.
Jennifer Harlow
#15. I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool
Mindy Kaling
#16. Im not letting my best freind die. been there done that. i got that freakin tshirt
P.C. Cast
#17. Hey, you freakin' bastard," I breathed. "You hit me again and I'll take care of your family planning.
Kim Harrison
#18. The big difference between human happiness and sadness? Thirty-seven freakin' vibrations.
Michael Tilson Thomas
#19. We forget when we're all grown up. 16 was a long time ago. It's hard to remember how freakin' difficult it is as 16! Life is not easy, and you're trying to figure stuff out.
Greg Rucka
#20. I'd crossed that line like Usain freakin' Bolt.
N.R. Walker
#21. You dumb asshole," Ross said to Nate."You could be a freakin' amoeba and
you'd still be a brother. And the only reason I'm not throwing a punch
right now is because you had such a dipshit upbringing you don't get that.
Karina Bliss
#22. [ ... ]you don't have to be Sun freakin Tzu to know that real fighting isn't about killing or even hurting the other guy, it's about scaring him enough to call it a day.
Max Brooks
#23. This is Bourbon Street, isn't it? Where's the freakin' bourbon?
Eliza Freed
#24. I know dead. I've been there, done that and got the freakin' T-shirt.
P.C. Cast
#26. Luke-freakin'-Holtz. Damn. To bad I didn't meet him two months ago. Right now, I can't imagine dating anyone ever again. I'm going to become a nun.
Veronica Blade
#27. There are a whole lot of people who are so freakin' busy - they've so cluttered up their lives - they're at their wits' end. And if they'd only just stop for a minute, they could hear the God of the universe whisper to them, I love you.
Mike Yaconelli
#28. The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.
Gabrielle Reece
#29. Kids kill a show! It's, like, a fun concept when the character is pregnant, but then if a show runs for a while, I'm sorry, but it gets annoying when it starts to talk. You get a child actor in there, and unless that child actor is freakin' awesome, it's going to be annoying.
Eliza Coupe
#30. Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
Joe Pesci
#31. This has been the freakin' longest night of my life," I said with dismay. "Yeah," he replied. "And it's not over yet.
D.J. MacHale
#32. Everything we're doing is freakin' iffy. That's what makes it so much fun.
John Sandford
#34. And at first it's okay, you know, not perfect, but okay, and you get used to it. Then it gets a little worse, and you get used to that, too. Then one day, you wake up and you don't have the first freakin' clue how it got that bad.
Patrick Ness
#35. I was always cutting my Barbie and Pollyanna dolls' hair. I lined them all up and put a cloth around their necks, like they were at the beauty parlor. Barbie was a real heartbreaker, but then all of a sudden, Barbie was freakin' bald. That was a shocker.
Cyndi Lauper
#36. The second time, I had a freakin' vampire at my back." I froze. Oh shit. "No offense, Mr. Moreau," I quickly added.
"None taken, Agent Fraser. During the course of my lengthy life, I have been called many things, but 'freakin' has never been one of them. I'll consider it a novelty.
Lisa Shearin
#37. It's not the scar and it's abso-freakin-lutely not you."
I dropped my hand. "Yeah, right." I sagged against him a little. For being as little as he is, Frankie's really solid. "It's never me."
I felt his sigh against my shoulder blades.
Melissa Jensen
#38. Courtship? Had I said courtship? What did I think, that this was Jane freakin' Eyre?
Terri Farley
#39. You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies.
James Dashner
#40. It's chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture. The only genre film with less balls is probably ... freakin' Legend. Anyone who actually enjoys Ladyhawke is a bona fide USDA-choice pussy!
Ernest Cline
#41. Just touching her like this. Holding her face as our bodies touched everywhere made me feel like a freakin' rock star.
Nyrae Dawn
#42. I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.
Zach Braff
#43. Fool me once,
shame on you!
Fool my bestfriend
your dead freakin meat
Sara Shepard
#44. When you get into the game you've got be thinking, when I get into the attacking third I'm gonna be freakin' creative.
Freddy Adu
#45. If we're gonna die, let's do it freakin' fighting!
James Dashner
#46. I dont care if youre Britney freakin Spears, nobody is going to steal my spotlight!
Trish Stratus
#47. Clean your freakin' fryer. Be responsible for Christ's sake!
Jon Taffer
#48. I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it ... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.
Gary Coleman
#49. Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.
Charlie Sheen
#50. A little weird? That was freakin' Bizarroville."
He pauses and looks back at me.
"Are you speaking English?
Susan Ee
#52. Don't you dare die on me,Bob! I'll freakin' kill you if you die!
PewDiePie
#53. I'm a freakin' artist, man, not a (expletive) race horse.
John Lennon
#54. Minho clucked his tongue. "Who cares about that? What's this freakin' stuff about her being the Betrayer?" "And what's 'Group A, Subject A1' mean?" This was Newt, who handed over the fire extinguisher to Thomas. "Anyway, your turn to break a buggin' door handle.
James Dashner
#55. I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just normal. I'm just really freakin' normal.
Elizabeth Banks
#56. Freakin' fairies, you're too damn small!"
"Dude, you're a faecist."
"A what?"
"A fae-racist, you're a faecist."
"That's not even a real word!"
"Patten pending,
S.L.J. Shortt
#57. I know you like the way I am freakin' it.
I talk with slang and I'm never gonna stop speakin' it.
Big L
#58. My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend.
David Estes
#59. The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelievably disgusting. And the star-nosed mole is also. It looks like it snorted a firecracker. They live way underground, and to get footage of them is basically impossible.
Ze Frank
#60. Heaven is freakin' not ready for me! - seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner in Never Leave Your Wingman
Deana J. Driver
#61. Ideas are cheap. Writing them into a freakin' 90k word novel is the hard part.
Ellie Ann
#62. Wow. I'm impressed. Seriously." Ryan stared at him in amazement. "Wow." A brief moment passed and he shook his head slowly. "Some day I'll be able to think of something more clever than that to say, but at the moment I'm freakin' floored.
Santino Hassell
#63. But if the coast is clear and we go check out the cabin in the back, do not - "
"Touch anything," Taylor says, tugging on the boots she kicked off during the drive. "Even if most of my freakin' family weren't cops, I've seen enough NCIS to know that.
Rysa Walker
#64. A lonely human we think is lonely.
Freakin thoughts surround it.
A lonely bird we think is lonely.
Damn! Did you see!
The giant nature around it.
Disrespectful of nature if we be,
lonely are only we.
Chetan M. Kumbhar
#65. I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
Kurt Angle
#66. Everything is red, freakin pink, and all heartsy. Everywhere! It's driving me insane!
A.R. Von
#67. I'm not usually a girl who hopes for a damsel-in-distress rescue but no matter the odds against it, this would be a freakin' fantastic time for Raffe to come and sweep me into the sky.
Susan Ee
#68. A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
Tom Waits
#69. I mean, who wants to be the fucking goddess of macrame?
Neal Stephenson
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