Top 100 Fool You Quotes
#1. Reminded myself: the ones you don't like are a bonus. They can't fool you as easy as the ones you do.
Tana French
#2. Don't let that little pyramid with the bright eye fool you. That's to draw your attention away from the real thing: the big trapezoid beneath it.
Anton Szandor LaVey
#3. You do know it cost money to put a t-shirt on your back? You do know it cost money have a house? You do know it cost money to eat? Get money, don't let these people fool you.
DJ Khaled
#5. It wasn't perfect: so what? Life isn't perfect: life is what happens while you're waiting for your moment in the sun and if you miss it, waiting instead for the perfect illusion that Hollywood sells, then more fool you. I'd spent half my life waiting for the right moment: I was done with waiting.
Jane Harvey-Berrick
#6. Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't get stomped, and watched the steer run off along the fence. Mental note: cows are not like horses. Don't let the big brown eyes fool you.
Brittney Joy
#7. Thera started sputtering. "You fool. You idiot." She stopped because Blaethe's response was much pithier and far more creative. She nodded approvingly. "What he said.
Anne Bishop
#8. Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
Mardy Grothe
#9. If you can't read and write you can't think. Your thoughts are dispersed if you don't know how to read and write. You've got to be able to look at your thoughts on paper and discover what a fool you were.
Ray Bradbury
#10. A farmer's got to be born, same as a fool. You can't make a corn pone out of flour dough by the twistin' of it.
Ellen Glasgow
#11. To ignore your own ignorance is to admit
that you were the biggest fool you never were.
P. Hermans
August 13, 2016
Netherlands
Petra Hermans
#14. Are you delusional Sonya? Your Robert may not seem to be going through a crisis because he's secretly banging his secretary or whatever other bitch wants to give up that pussy. Don't let him fool you. He's not complaining about you not giving it up because he's getting sniz on the reg
Jane Emery
#15. Yeah. She's smiling. But don't let that fool you. Look into her eyes. She's breaking inside.
Unknown
#16. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
#18. Don't let the bad leg fool you, son. If you hurt my princess, I will be the nightmare you never see coming.
C.J. Redwine
#19. When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead.
Robin Hobb
#20. It will do you no harm to find yourself ridiculous.
Resign yourself to be the fool you are ...
... We must always take risks. That is our destiny ...
T. S. Eliot
#21. A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you
never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's
what I learned from selling crack
Snoop Dogg
#22. It says in the Bible that if you argue with a fool, you become one. That's why I don't talk to Fred Durst!
Brian Molko
#23. The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost.
Ali Ibn Abi Talib
#24. You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter!
Robin Harris
#25. I know you think me foolish, but then, I am the Fool. You know then I must be Foolish.
Robin Hobb
#26. Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.
Burgess Meredith
#27. You have to use your mind n the NFL. Every player is smarter. Defensive backs bluff and disguise coverages to try to fool you.
Chad Ochocinco
#28. Don't let my appearance fool you, Penryn. I am not human. The Daughters of Men are forbidden to Angels.
Susan Ee
#32. All right, I'll take a chance. I will fall in love with you. If i'm a fool you can have the night, you can have the morning too. Can you cook and sew. make flowers grow. Do you understand my pain? Are you willing to risk it all or is your love in vain?
Bob Dylan
#33. He who discovers the light, discovers life.
He who discovers the dark, discovers death,
Neither are wrong and neither are right; your perception is what will guide your path. Our minds are our tools, our hearts our truth and our instinct our guidance, don't let them fool you.
Nikki Rowe
#34. You stupid, conceited fool! You know nothing! You're like a child, blind to everything but its own empty stomach! Well, grow up, Carl, and join the real world. Until you do, for God's sake leave me be!
Amanda Browning
#35. You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Walt Disney Company
#36. Don't let them fool you and tell you goals has to be unified before any partnership agreement. Be carefully concerned about unifying your values and principles, after that all will run smoothly.
Sameh Elsayed
#37. We all grasp on to a single idea of ourselves, the way aging people dye their hair. It's no matter that this dye doesn't fool you. My lady, you don't dye your hair to decieve other people, or to fool yourself, but rather to cheat your image in your mirror a little.
Luigi Pirandello
#38. Don't let the glitter fool you." She wiggles her shiny nails in the air, then taps her temple. "I'm up here"
"I see that," I say as Noah whispers a very soft, "I love you."
"What?" Megan asks.
"Nothing," Noah says, then pulls back and walks to the other side of the desk.
Ally Carter
#40. My job as the writer is to fool you. Your job as the reader is to see if you can catch me at it.
Sue Grafton
#41. What time is it?"
"One o'clock."
I nearly spit out some soda. "In the
afternoon?"
"No. In the morning. Don't let that damn
sunlight fool you. It lies.
Glenn Bullion
#42. Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
Lynda Barry
#43. Her mother was my wife," the Count roared, loudest of all. "You pathetic excuse for am money-grubbing fool, you disgrace to the face of the world." And with a shriek of disgust he turned and was gone.
Guilietta was beside Inigo then, so excited. "Daddy likes you," she said.
William Goldman
#44. If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.
Francois Rabelais
#45. If there's one thing I've learned from being in the Selection, it's that some girls have a frightening killer instinct. Don't let the ball gowns fool you, she finished with a smile.
Kiera Cass
#46. Have your own doctor, who answers to you. If you don't, when the time comes that you get mixed up with hospitals, they'll treat you like a fool ... You're bound to lose your health at some point, but you don't have to lose your dignity, too.
Sarah Louise Delany
#48. You stupid fool, you know very well it's not a short novel, but something longer ... A piece of work you've got to buckle down to, that needs peace and concentration. Being able to wake up in the morning and lie in bed for a while.
Ivan Mandy
#49. Don't let your tragedies fool you, they were never meant to alter your path; just re-pave your direction. Spend time nurturing the things that once tore you apart and you will find within you, your most empowering strength.
Nikki Rowe
#50. I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you.
Johnny Kelly
#51. Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.
Yip Harburg
#52. It's just that you're about to do something out of the ordinary. And after you do something like that, the everyday look of things might seem to change a little. Things may look different to you than they did before. But don't let appearances fool you. There's always only one reality.
Haruki Murakami
#53. Don't let western authors and evangelists fool you, Europeans were NOT killing witches; they were killing WOMEN. If the criminal act was allegedly that of sorcery/witchery, we would have seen similar accounts and charges against men to justify these narratives! They were indeed killing the WOMEN.
Ibrahim Ibrahim
#54. Let me tell you something, nobody's holy. The world is full of sinners so don't let the uniform fool you, they are just as corrupt and evil as the rest of us.
Anonymous
#55. I can fool you because you're a human. You have a wonderful human mind that works no different from my human mind. Usually when we're fooled, the mind hasn't made a mistake. It's come to the wrong conclusion for the right reason.
Jerry Andrus
#56. He shook his head sadly. 'What a fool you are. You've wasted your ability searching for something that doesn't exist.'
'When will you realize you don't exist?
Naguib Mahfouz
#57. Everybody else is doing it is an excuse, not a reason. It could be that everybody else isn't, but the Devil is introducing you to the few that are in the hopes that he can fool you.
Paula Knoderer Hrbacek
#58. Don't let the elegance act fool you," Varen said, drawing out his notepad. "She farts.
Kelly Creagh
#59. Work was like a stick. It had two ends. When you worked for the knowing you gave them quality; when you worked for a fool you simply gave him eyewash.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
#60. Let nobody fool you, most couples are conjoined on earth.
The mismatches, now they are a different story. They are made in heaven
Kiran Nagarkar
#61. It is never safe to classify the souls of one's neighbors; one is apt, in the long run, to be proved a fool. You should regard each meeting with a friend as a sitting he is unwillingly giving you for a portrait
a portrait that, probably, when you or he die, will still be unfinished.
Hope Mirrlees
#62. We aren't lazy, overweight models. We work out and must maintain proportionate bodies for work. Plus models are curvy and fit. Don't let the scale fool you. Plus doesn't always equal unhealthy, just like skinny doesn't always equal healthy.
Liris Crosse
#63. Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue.
Francis Spufford
#64. You know how in football, guys throw defenses, and the defense throws you a look, but the look is not really what it is - it's only made to fool you. It's the same thing with drugs. The drug is only an illusion to draw you in.
Rick Ross
#65. Solomon said if you want to be wise you run with the wise; if you want to be a fool, you run with fools.
Zig Ziglar
#66. I can be your quintessential good guy princess. I'll treat you right; I'll be there for you whenever you need me, even when you think you don't... but don't for one second let that fool you. I'm gonna own you Lena, body, mind, heart and soul. You'll be mine, totally, completely and irrefutably mine.
G.L. Chapple
#67. As long as you're willing to be called a fool, you can create anything, do anything, be anything.
Anna Olson
#68. We're not going in through the embassy,' said Kaz. 'Always hit where the mark isn't looking.'
'Who's Mark?' asked Wylan.
Jesper burst out laughing. 'Oh, Saints, you are something. The mark, the pigeon, the cosy, the fool you're looking to fleece.
Leigh Bardugo
#69. When investing, I'm not against risk. If you take no risk you must expect a low return. Just don't let anyone fool you into thinking you can get a high return with low risk.
Paul Clitheroe
#70. People sometimes turn out to be almost the opposite of how they present. It isn't because they're trying to fool you or because they're hypocrites. It's because they badly want to be that thing, and so they'll try to be it.
Mary Gaitskill
#71. Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you; kisses can be deadly.
Me
#72. If you argue with a fool, you become a fool.
L.A. Hilden
#73. And I love the twist. I love to fool you once, I love to fool you twice, and on the very last page, quite often - very last paragraph sometimes - I like to just play with your perception one more time in a way that makes everything that came before just a little bit different.
Harlan Coben
#74. You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.
Eden Phillpotts
#75. When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.
Robin Hobb
#76. Don't let ... anybody in the Cowboys organization fool you into thinking they support Greg Hardy. They don't. They support sacks.
Katie Nolan
#77. What a fool you must be, said my head to my heart, or my sterner to my softer self.
Anne Bronte
#78. How old must you be before words can no longer fool you?
Marty Rubin
#79. Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs ... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C ... M ... Punk.
CM Punk
#80. To never see a fool you lock yourself in your room and smash the looking-glass.
Carl Sandburg
#81. The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.
Kelly Link
#82. Don't let them fool you with dope and cocaine, can't do you know harm to feel your own pain.
John Lennon
#83. Do not let the Obama administration fool you with all their cunning Alinsky methods. And if you don't know what that method is, I implore you to get the book 'Rules for Radicals,' by Saul Alinsky. Mr. Obama is very well trained in these methods.
Jon Voight
#84. When you start to become a movie star it's easy to believe that you are Superman. That can fool you. That's why I prefer not to pay much attention to fame.
Benicio Del Toro
#85. Don't Let them fool you or even try to school you
Bob Marley
#86. You give me nothing during your life, but you promise to provide for me at your death. If you are not a fool, you know what I wish for!
Marcus Valerius Martial
#87. Don't let the pretty lights fool you. The most dangerous things in the world are beautiful.
Melissa Andrea
#88. Magicians are the most honest people in the world; they tell you they're gonna fool you, and then they do it.
James Randi
#89. I don't agree that when you love, you are blind or fool. You just get wiser and see clearer what is best and of worth.
Hark Herald Sarmiento
#90. My wife is unusually kind and generous, but she's no fool. You don't mess with her.
Dan Hill
#92. I am not a fool, you know, although I am a woman, and have my woman's moments.
Thomas Hardy
#93. Be careful of averages and how they're applied. One way that they can fool you is if the average combines samples from disparate populations. This can lead to absurd observations such as:
"On average, humans have one testicle.
Daniel J. Levitin
#94. Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'
Bill Cosby
#95. People don't stop being bullies when they grow up. They just dress differently to fool you.
Patti Digh
#96. You stood with me in the bleak, black house. Don't let the light fool you. Don't leave me. What if you leave?
Annabel Joseph
#97. You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
Mark Twain
#99. Everyone Is A Potential Winner. Some People Are Disguised As Losers. Don't Let Their Appearances Fool You.
Kenneth H. Blanchard
#100. If I don't fool you, I'm not doing my job as a magician.
If I make you feel foolish, I'm not doing my job as a human being.
Jerry Andrus
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