Flamethrower Quotes

#1. Amy said, "So, you're making a flamethrower?"
"Amy, we gotta be prepared. We don't know what we'll find in that place, but for all we know it could be the Devil himself."
"David, what possible good is that thing gonna do?"
"Oh, no, you didn't hear me. I said it's a flamethrower." Girls.

David Wong

#2. You own a flamethrower?"
"Would you believe they're legal in this state? Would you believe there are instructions for building your own that you can just take out of the public library?

Joshua Lewis

#3. The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather duster.

Dean Koontz

#4. Do we have a flamethrower?" Curran asked.
"No."
"We should get a flamethrower.

Ilona Andrews

#5. She sang in harmony. Not, of course, with her reflection in the glass, because that kind of heroine will sooner or later end up singing a duet with Mr. Bluebird and other forest creatures and then there's nothing for it but a flamethrower.

Terry Pratchett

#6. Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. "Ladies? After you."
"Rude," Claire said.
"I was being polite!"
"Not when you have a flamethrower.

Rachel Caine

#7. Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it."
Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen."
Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame."
- Black Dawn

Rachel Caine

#8. He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

Terry Pratchett

#9. Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

Richard Jeni

#10. Hurt my fluffy bunny, will you? The following moments were a red-tinged blur as he took care of the humans who dared hurt his Miranda. The idiot with the flamethrower screamed the loudest when Chase yanked off his arm and beat him with it. When that stopped being fun, he tore out his throat.

Eve Langlais

#11. The route to our highest hopes tends to run right through some dark, booby-trapped places. A girl needs a map and a light to steer her; she might need a flamethrower or a cannon as well. She might need a pirate lover.

Sharon Pywell

#12. A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.

Karen Marie Moning

#13. I only need to know one thing. Am I going to need the flamethrower?

Rachel Caine

#14. Happiness is active, not passive; it's a decision, not an award someone gives you. Happiness takes adjustment. When something is broken, you adjust that thing with a wrench, a screwdriver, maybe a flamethrower.

Chuck Wendig

#15. Hell hath no fury like a queen scorned. ...
... That would be the last time he made a crack about being a flamer to someone with a flamethrower for hands. Though he'd really lost it when Raven sang the lyric to Disco Inferno.

J.T. Bock

#16. I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that's OK, because I like ice water.

Jarod Kintz

#17. I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my other suit.

Alexis Hall

#18. Use a flamethrower to shed a little light on what you got in the ammo store, why dontcha?

Mark Henwick

#19. I'd want to bring a flamethrower to faculty meetings. The preciousness of academics and their fragile personalities would not be tolerated in any other business in the known universe.

Nic Pizzolatto

#20. News flash, lady. There are no queens anymore," Shane said. He loaded shells in a shotgun and snapped it shut, then searched for a place to strap it on that didn't interfere with the flamethrower. "No queens, no kings, no emperors. Not in America. Only CEOs. Same thing, but not so many crowns.

Rachel Caine

#21. Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.

Bruce Feirstein

#22. History provides a compelling argument that every scientist who tinkers around with unstoppable shit needs a reliable flamethrower.

Andrew Smith

#23. Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Terry Pratchett

#24. You can play with your flamethrower later.

Rick Riordan

#25. For future reference, I am never, ever going to a ball again without a crossbow and a flamethrower.

Nalini Singh

#26. Do you realize how many kids I'll be raising if all my friends and my brother and his wife all die in a tragic cruise ship disaster?

Mary Calmes

#27. You never know with politicians what they are really saying. And I don't say that in a negative way-they have an appalling job.

James Lovelock

#28. When business executives are making the artistic decisions and don't understand animation, things can go awry.

Don Bluth

#29. Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Jim Gaffigan

#30. We'll just go on without him until he blows his load.

Bella Jeanisse