Kate Carlisle Quotes

#1. So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?

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#2. She wore leopard-skin leggings, a tight black turtleneck sweater and sparkly red heels. I don't make this stuff up.

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#3. I needed another sibling the way I needed a sixth toe. Or a twelfth toe. You know, an extra one on each foot. Never mind.

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#4. I'm sorry, darling, but it's the only face I've got.

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#5. Well, that was embarrassing. There was nothing wrong with talking to the voices in my head
unless everyone else was listening in.

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#6. Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the chivalry of yesteryear?

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#7. Never waste, never worry

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#8. An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let's remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance.

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#9. I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill fitting orange jumpsuit, cozying up to a great big girl named Beulah

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