Fake Women Quotes

#1. Love is a good place to situate our distrust of fake women.

Anne Carson

#2. If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

Dana Gould

#3. Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

Dov Davidoff

#4. Generally, women can't do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves, like removing a fake beard, and skulk discreetly back into society, changed men. Unrecognizable.

Zadie Smith

#5. There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, 'real men', and there are ones who want only their bodies; such are tagged, 'fake men', and there are others who wants neither the woman, nor the body; such are tagged, 'GAY MEN

Michael Bassey Johnson

#6. I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

Adam Carolla

#7. A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can't fake what she is doing.

M.F. Moonzajer

#8. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

#9. Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.

Allison Pearson

#10. I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

Mahsati Abdul

#11. Using poise is not being fake; it is being professional, strong, and composed.

Tanya R. Liverman

#12. They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Colin Falconer

#13. Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

Thom Yorke

#14. Frankly, I'm not responsible for other people's perceptions and what they consider real or fake. We must abolish the entitlement that deludes us int believing that we have the right to make assumptions about people's identities and project those assumptions onto their genders and bodies.

Janet Mock

#15. I was promising myself strength.

I had to write it, say it, make the effort and fake it before I actually believed I could do it.

Aspen Matis

#16. I slapped a big fake smile on my face like I did every day, as a cam girl, as a barista, as anything, because women are taught to smile, that smiling means men are less likely to hurt us.

Leah Raeder

#17. Hypocrisy
/hi pakrise/ noun
1. The moment you tell someone it is not important to be right, in order to look right to everyone else.

Shannon L. Alder

#18. Your tears are never invisible
there is always an insecure woman that lights up when you point them out.

Shannon L. Alder

#19. White women have a black belt in the fake smile.

Khaya Dlanga

#20. Most women beg me to lick them, and I give it to you for free and you push me away," he said with a fake pout on his face.
"You're crazy." I giggled
"I'm the good kind of crazy, though.

Abbi Glines

#21. Work on what is real rather than worry about what is unreal.

Elizabeth George

#22. You think the whole thing was an act? Was a fake?" I shake my head ... "I daresay it was real in the moment," she says, measuring her words. "But men are different than women. Their emotions are capricious.

Gayle Forman

#23. Atlanta is a city full of superficial fake video vixen women walking around with fake asses, fake hair, and breast. Makeup caked on their faces, and string from the tracks hanging in their weave.

Desiree M. Granger

#24. Activism is something that no one can fake. You get angry. You cry. But you never throw in your towel, because that anger is what is propelling you to further action.

Leymah Gbowee

#25. 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

George Lopez

#26. I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet to please men, that they have to fake, and they never worry about their own pleasure.

Jenna Jameson

#27. I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full or horny women. How do you come back from that shit?

Tara Sivec

#28. Government regulations had limited fabric lengths, banished pleats, and forbade having more than one pocket. Men now had a slim trim in the pant legs and women looked more military - gray flannel suits, low-heeled shoes in polished fake leather, shoulder-strap bags, berets and felt cloche hats.

Gregory Benford

#29. I don't know why I've always been uncomfortable being too feminine. If a dress has too many flowers on it, if I'm giggling too much, I'm like ugh, put some combat boots on. I love masculine women. I think it's because I'm like a fake lesbian, I don't know.

Moon Bloodgood

#30. Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

Sharon Stone

#31. Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Suze Orman

#32. We can't hide it or fake it. We'll never fit society's idea for how women should look and behave, but why is that a tragedy? We're free to live how we want. It's liberating, if you choose to see it that way.

Sarai Walker