Top 64 Expiration Date Quotes
#1. Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
Kurt Angle
#3. Brie's expiration date on revenge was never.
H.M. Ward
#4. Oh God.
Jenks, you aren't a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great -
Kim Harrison
#5. Enjoy life, it has an expiration date
Zayn Malik
#6. Useless Facts About Vodka (How dare you, there's nothing useless about vodka) Vodka does have an expiration date and will most likely go bad after 12 months. Sad but true. No matter, the stuff is usually gone in 12 hours anyways. Until
Daniel Ganninger
#7. Right now my life has an expiration date determined by my bank balance. Can I find something before my time is up?
Inio Asano
#8. Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date.
John C. Maxwell
#9. One of the things I noticed is that people really change when they realize their expiration date is coming, and they know what it is. Most of us don't: we just hope we can live as long as we can and do as much good as we can.
Justin Baldoni
#10. Holding up my credit card so Gilley could see, I snipped it in half.
'You act like I don't have the numbers, expiration date, and security code memorized,' he mocked.
Victoria Laurie
#11. In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75.
Douglas Coupland
#12. My knowledge and thirst for knowledge has no expiration date ... It goes until I'm dead. I will be learning and studying from youth, as well as people older than me ... Having degrees as a person of color in this country is the one thing that can't nobody take away from me.
Ruben Santiago-Hudson
#13. Businesses large and small shouldn't have to check the expiration date of a tax provision to see if it's still good.
Michael Enzi
#15. I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date on the milk. I am the idiot who has never looked before she leaped. I am the girl who is falling apart, right now.
Amy Garvey
#16. Don't buy into a superficial reality. It has an expiration date.
Truth Devour
#18. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright
#19. ... Vengeance knows no boundaries and has no expiration date
J.J. McAvoy
#20. He's the kind of guy who might not have an expiration date. Who I could fall for so completely that I might as well put my heart in a blender right now because it would hurt less. Who I could want with the kind of passion that makes you forget important things like the promises you make to yourself.
Rachael Allen
#21. If I don't commit to fighting for the future, 20 years later, 30 years later, after the end of the expiration date of the joint declaration, Hong Kong will be more at risk and in greater danger.
Joshua Wong
#22. We're in the real world na hindi uso ang forever at lahat may expiration date..
Marcelo Santos III
#23. You don't have to be afraid to walk away because... there's no expiration date on soul-love.
Emily Henry
#24. A lot of time we build on lust that becomes very strong. Yet, when that lust wears off we think that love is running out, but really it's the lust that had an expiration date. We have to know what real love is and if we're really in-love.
Tony Gaskins
#25. One of the things I love about God's Word is that it has no expiration date.
Patsy Clairmont
#26. We were never supposed to live until 40. We were built to self-destruct at 30, whether from cancer or mental illness. We're all going way beyond our expiration date.
Douglas Coupland
#28. See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.
Jeff Kinney
#29. I know that. But here's the thing about baseball, Kitten. There's an expiration date for every single one of us who plays and we all know it. Eventually my baseball career will come to an end, and I can live with that. But I can't live without you.
J. Sterling
#30. When your life has an expiration date, you don't have time to be negative. (Paraphrased from Kresley Cole's book "Lothaire")
Kresley Cole
#31. Maybe everything really does just have an expiration date - one that you can't see until she tells you she's leaving, and then she's gone.
Laura Miller
#32. Harold sighs. "Jude," he says, "there's not an expiration date on needing help, or needing people. You don't get to a certain age and it stops.
Hanya Yanagihara
#33. Grief had no mercy, time limit, or expiration date.
Rebecca Yarros
#34. Does anyone know ... does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because ... uh ... you've all been in charge pretty much since ... uh ... what was that guys name ... Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.
Jon Stewart
#35. It turns out that American Express honors recurring payments even if the vendor is unable to supply an accurate card number and expiration date. An Amex phone representative said this is a feature, not a bug, which makes sure my bills are paid.
Barton Gellman
#36. We will never have an expiration date. Our love is destined to exist forever.
Truth Devour
#37. Is there an expiration date on marriages nowadays?
... For some people, yes.
Colleen Hoover
#38. So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date.
Steven Wright
#39. We're mortal, yet without a known expiration date. It's an inevitable fate worthy of acceptance, but not deserving of predictions.
Joe Peterson
#40. Extended metaphor is like a carton of milk without an expiration date.
Jesse Helms
#41. You can find trans fat in baked goods and packaged products that do not have an expiration date.
Maria Bella
#42. For me, the challenge is just making great albums, because talent - and writing in general - is not tangible. There's no expiration date on it. At the same time, you might wake up tomorrow and be unable to write music.
Jay-Z
#43. I don't know how old you are. But I know the lie you hear. You are too young. You are too old. You don't know enough, or you know too much. The truth is that courage doesn't have an expiration date. Courage doesn't have a marker that says, "You must be taller than THIS to ride this ride.
Annie F. Downs
#44. Dance is a profession with an expiration date for many people.
Noah Baumbach
#45. I couldn't promise him the things he wanted because Harvey wanted forever. And that had been so much easier to give him when forever had an expiration date.
Julie Murphy
#46. Like my body - I may not control the expiration date, but I can certainly influence the quality of the shelf life.
Gay Hendricks
#47. Love has no expiration date; if your are willing, she will accompany you until your last day.
Kristian Goldmund Aumann
#48. That son of a bitch. Looked like my expiration date was sooner than I'd thought. The bastard had fucked me up the ass at my own game.
Nenia Campbell
#49. I never really understood what a three-year itch meant because I never felt it before. Before Johnny, my relationships had a four-month expiration date.
Kath C. Eustaquio-Derla
#50. Wife, there is no expiration date on vengeance. It doesn't just last a lifetime, it spans generations. So let us rest tonight; it is not us who will die tomorrow."
"Shakespeare's got nothin' on you.
J.J. McAvoy
#52. I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
Bill Murray
#53. I'm an example of someone who never made it to university. I did have this dream to be a musician. I felt that this dream had an expiration date.
Eddie Vedder
#54. We only live once. We all have an expiration date after that we will never come again. I am not saying that to make you sad. I am saying that so you can cherish each moment in your life and be grateful that you are here and you are Special
Pablo
#55. But second chances aren't forever Even miracles have an expiration date.
Robyn Schneider
#56. Good art doesn't really have an expiration date on it. That's something to be happy about, if you're making art.
Devendra Banhart
#57. You know, there's a reason we can remember," [Catarina] said more softly.
"That's much easier when your life has an expiration date."
"It may be more important for us.
Cassandra Clare
#59. Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
Larry Wall
#60. Keep everything young and soft, keep everything on the surface, even with the knowledge that the surface fades and can't be held together forever - take advantage before the expiration date appears in the nearing distance.
Bret Easton Ellis
#61. Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.
Lisa Scottoline
#62. I try to bear pain and not panic. I try to remember that it's got an expiration date, even if I don't know when that expiration date is. And I try to use it as fuel for my work.
Joan Osborne
#63. Stevie Kosgrov recently enjoyed a bowl of Fruity Pebbles (with milk that had hit its expiration date, oh, maybe a month ago).
James Patterson
#64. No one is that valuable to plan your future based upon them, because in some point every loyal individual will stab you in the back or in the best situation will just leave you. People have expiration dates. The ones who stay longer become more dangerous.
Kambiz Shabankareh
