Election Humorous Quotes

#1. But the dream of something unlikely has its own special name. We call it hope.

Jostein Gaarder

#2. The money pigs of capitalist democracy: Money has made slaves of us. Money is the curse of mankind. It smothers the seed of everything great and good. Every penny is sticky with sweat and blood.

Joseph Goebbels

#3. A small shadow slithered toward the prison wall.

Ethan Jones

#4. If Jeb Bush gets elected, I'll know that on my way back from overseas, I entered Biff Tannen's parallel universe.

Matthew D. Heines

#5. Now we were like those families in magazines, the ones who served food on matching crockery, and who drank water from glasses instead of mismatched mugs. We

Benjamin Law

#6. Faith is more than getting a theological quiz right. Faith is to know, to assent, to put your trust in, and to cherish what is true.

Kevin DeYoung

#7. So always risk your skin, she said, and never fear losing it, cause it always does some good one way or another when the powers that be deign to take it off us.

Ali Smith

#8. I want kids to understand that strength doesn't come from what goes on around you. It comes from inside you, and that comes from Jesus Christ.

Willie Aames

#9. I would rather lose in a cause that I know some day will triumph than to triumph in a cause that I know some day will fail.

Wendell Wilkie

#10. She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.

Kayti McGee

#11. Being a giver is not good for a 100-yard dash, but it's valuable in a marathon.

Adam Grant