Humorous Romance Sayings

#1. Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'?

Erica Dakin

#2. I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath!

Melissa Aragon

#3. She shook her head as she confessed, "I want it so much, I'm afraid to hope."
"Never be afraid to hope," Rohan said gently. "It's the
only way to begin."
-Rohan to Win

Lisa Kleypas

#4. Tell them I have the headache
no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

Lauren Willig

#5. In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child playing with a jump rope.

Nenia Campbell

#6. Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.

Gail Carriger

#7. You're bubbly and approachable.".... "I'm none of those things. The sarcastic wit and humorous charm is a front. I honestly despise people. I like to consider myself as more of a dictator that staff are confident in but scared to approach.

Eden Summers

#8. It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!

Martha Sweeney

#9. It looks like two alpacas fucking, mostly," he said apologetically. "Of course, sometimes, the boy can't get his boy parts past the girl's furry ass, and he needs a little help, so then it looks like two alpacas fucking while their handler's giving the one on top a handjob.

Amy Lane

#10. The workings of the male mind are twisted indeed. Winnifred Crane

Kate Noble

#11. The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his presence overwhelming the space. She could swear even the flowers in their vases perked up and listed in his direction. Honest to Pete.

Angela Quarles

#12. Are you sure you have enough sweetener in that? I could offer to conscript the rest of the cubes from the galley for you.

K.L. Tharp

#13. He stares at me, not saying a word. I stare right back, lost in his eyes and determined to get my point across. If he wants to have a staring contest, he'll lose, hands down. I know a good thing when I see it.

J.C. Patrick

#14. I have never seen so much male hotness in one place in my entire life," Rach rasps. "I fucking love America.

Siobhan Davis

#15. What's the fuckin' difference between leggings and tights?

Rene Webb

#16. Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.

Evangeline Anderson

#17. The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.

A.E. Poynor

#18. They view New York as Satan's waiting room." "If this is the waiting room, where does the guy reside or work?" "New Jersey, I assume," Kyle said with a smile. "I mean, dude, have you been to Jersey?

Michael Murphy

#19. You look good as a Pirate." Erin
"Ahoy, matey," he said, laying her back against the grass. "Me cap'n's ship needs a port." V' Aidan
"Me cap'n's port needs a ship." Erin

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#20. For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please."
I smile against her thigh, rubbing my scratchy face against the softness of her skin.
"Is that what I'm doing?" Innocence - fuck no. I can't even fake that shit.

Pella Grace

#21. I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.

Siobhan Davis

#22. He has me pinned on my back in record time, his mouth crashing against mine as we frantically devour one another. "Awesome speech," he murmurs, pushing my sweater up and planting his hot mouth against my equally hot skin. "Very motivational.

Siobhan Davis

#23. The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.

Kelly Moran

#24. Not planned... Hoped for maybe, but not planned. I'm a guy. I pretty much always think sex might be an option.

Heather Thurmeier

#25. There's no romance in geometry," Lindsey answered.
"Just you wait.

John Green

#26. I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing.

M.A. George

#27. Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)
Only my heart. (Cal Remus)

Siobhan Davis

#28. The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

Jacob M. Appel

#29. She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.

Kayti McGee

#30. He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

Gail Carriger

#31. What better time to be kind to a beautiful stranger than when she's weak, and rocking a schnoz like the Godfather?

Leslea Tash

#32. I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.

H.J. Bellus

#33. Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?

Christy Pastore

#34. Believe in something, and let that something be yourself.

Harley Brooks

#35. You didn't just accidentally win my favor," I dispute, slowly shaking my
forehead against his.
"You earned it. Now, if I can just save your life twenty or thirty more times ... We might actually be able to call it even.

M.A. George

#36. It says adult prison on the gates, not Hogwarts. Now, get in and say hi to your new housmate.

Dean Cole

#37. Men fight like men. Women fight like unchained demons.

Heather Blanton

#38. In my family nudity just doesn't exist; I'm pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.

Huston Piner

#39. When just a kid, moved back to Canada and looking for a taste of England, I'd picked up a book of my Gram's, a dog-eared romance from the 'sixties about English hospital 'sisters' trying to get it on with the doctors, and thought it very shocking behaviour for nuns.

Roberta Pearce

#40. Life is full of things that can kill me, you vampire m*****f****r, and you sure as shit can just get in line!
Dr. Adin Tredeger

Z.A. Maxfield

#41. The grandfather clock struck the half hour. She must be away. Glancing from Mama to Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Astor, she did the only polite thing she could do.

She rolled her eyes back in her head, exhaled a loud gasp and swooned out of her chair.

Rachel Hauck

#42. You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey."
"Karl, we're not fourteen!"
"Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen
your neck owes me a hickey."
(Karl & Elena)

Dianna Hardy

#43. Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Tracy Brogan

#44. Don't think you're some kind of snowflake, suit guy. I'm a bitch to everyone.

Magan Vernon

#45. A layer of fine powder coats his skin.
"My lungs are turning to concrete," Rob wheezes, hacking and spitting.
"So are my eyes. How do I always get roped into these things?" Avery coughs and pats Rob's back in sympathy. A poof of dust billows from the contact.

Laura Kreitzer

#46. It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#47. Looks to me like Felicity didn't enjoy being mauled, Daniel pointed out reasonably. When what he reasonably wanted to do, was shove Stuart's head so far up his ass the next time he gargled he'd give himself a colonic. -Felicity Stripped Bare

Vanessa Jaye

#48. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.

Nefertiti Faraj

#49. Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away.

S. Walden

#50. Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

Jacob M. Appel

#51. Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.

E.J. Stevens

#52. I've fucked you, licked you, bound you, flogged you, and spanked you. Jesus, Lilly, how much more do you want to get to know each other?

Ella Dominguez

#53. He licked up to her ear and whispered, "You taste like summer. Did I ever mention, summer is my favorite season?

Heather Thurmeier

#54. I see we have a problem.' Lucas gripped her other arm and gave her a non-too-gentle shake. 'Are you in a relationship? or...' Those dark eyes searching hers narrowed into slits. 'Are you married?

C.C. MacKenzie

#55. He pulled out a dagger from ... she wasn't sure where. Did he have that in his loin cloth? What else does he have in there?
(Amy's thoughts, The Witching Pen)

Dianna Hardy

#56. A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him

Nitin Yaduvanshi

#57. I seem to have forgotten my towel," she said, feeling heat everywhere. I'm a fool.
He stepped forward, meeting her gaze. "I seem to have forgotten my name," he said, licking his lips. "Maybe we could both get in the shower and you could scream it for me.

Anna Banks

#58. Only few moments of love has greater value than entire life

Nitin Yaduvanshi

#59. Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse?

Lilly James

#60. You can't fall in love with someone in a day."
"Romeo and Juliet did," Melanie says, tugging me toward the exit.
"Yeah, and then they killed themselves a few hours later. Thanks for the pep talk, Mel.

Chie Aleman

#61. Do you mind? Just drape your arm around her shoulder. That's it. Yes this is good, Mr.Henshaw. Getting your picture taken with Daphne is a great way to introduce you to our set. Welcome to Santa Lucia!

Barbara Jean Coast

#62. Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song!
When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn't think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.

M.C. Lavocat

#63. In all of the possible scenarios Kian had envisioned, encountering a lunatic had not been one of them. It just showed him that he could never be completely prepared.

D.A. Rhine

#64. He is the biggest asshole on the planet," Jarod says. "And in a planet that's currently drowning in assholes, that's saying a lot.

Siobhan Davis