Humorous Twins Sayings

#1. "The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned ... "

Charles Dickens

#2. Poetry asks people to have values, form opinions, care about some other part of experience besides making money and being successful on the job.

Toi Derricotte

#3. Locke sank into a swoon; The Garden died; God took the spinning-jenny Out of his side.

William Butler Yeats

#4. Already, I'm starting to forget the face of the man I killed.

Marie Lu

#5. Relax in the precious arms of the Holy Spirit.

T. B. Joshua

#6. It is a call for black people in this country to unite, to recognize their heritage, to build a sense of community. It is a call for black people to define their own goals, to lead their own organizations.

Stokely Carmichael

#7. Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!

Paul Reiser

#8. I love the gym; I love basketball. I'm really passionate about it.

Kyrie Irving

#9. It's not going to be easy, but it's going to be awesome. Awesome Ain't Easy.

Steve Gleason

#10. How often it is that we set ourselves in the high seat, judging others, not having read their book but merely having glimpsed the cover.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#11. Confidence and superiority: It's the usual fundamentalist stuff: I've got the truth, and you haven't.

Jeanette Winterson

#12. Separated Peter from the vile and suicidal Judas was that he, Peter, had lived long enough to find his offense transformed - through no merit of his own - by the loving acceptance of Jesus. The humiliated Peter was, in the same moment, the forgiven Peter.

James Carroll

#13. Dr. Leonard recommended that I schedule a meeting with a clinic audiologist for a hearing aid evaluation and introductory class. This turned out to be very good advice. Roughly

Monique E. Hammond