Dumbest Things Quotes

#1. Taking the best left-handed pitcher in baseball and converting him into a right fielder is one of the dumbest things I ever heard.

Tris Speaker

#2. I'm going through a stage where the dumbest things make me bawl. I feel like I need to see a shrink.

Taye Diggs

#3. He shot me." It just came out, a new number one on the list of the dumbest things he'd ever said.

James Dashner

#4. Some of the dumbest things we do are done out of anger and bitterness when someone has wronged us.

Chip Ingram

#5. I think autoerotic asphyxiation is one of the dumbest things in the whole universe, right up there with gay republicans.

David Levithan

#6. Nah, if she's the rose, he can be her thorn." Calo snapped his fingers. "The Thorn of Camorr! Now, that's got some shine to it!"
"That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard," said Locke.

Scott Lynch

#7. A truly intelligent person is the dumbest person on the team he is leading.

Robert Kiyosaki

#8. Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.

Joy Browne

#9. Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

Tanya Masse

#10. Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all.

Hill Harper

#11. The dumbest question is one that is never asked.

Richard Fyler

#12. Desire was just the dumbest thing. You wanted what you wanted until it was yours. Then you didn't want it anymore. You took what you had for granted until it was no longer yours. This, it seemed to her, was one of the crueller paradoxes of human nature.

Ann Brashares

#13. True, but now you've got Bren. Think of it like an extra pair of thermal underwear. Sometimes you're in a situation when you really need two."
Ronnie started to sip her hot chocolate but stopped and put her cup back down. "Darlin', that is one of the dumbest analogies I've heard in a long time.

Shelly Laurenston

#14. I'm not a role model. I'm an aberation. A statistical anomoly. Following in my footsteps is about the dumbest thing you could ever do.

Patrick Rothfuss

#15. He gently caressed her bottom lips with his thumb. "It just occurred to me that I've never told you how beautiful you are until now, which has to make me possibly the slowest, or dumbest, man in the world.

Paige Tyler

#16. You're only as good as your dumbest competitor.

Gordon Bethune

#17. Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics.

Lil' Wayne

#18. I would say the dumbest thing I have heard is that my dad isn't my real dad.

Khloe Kardashian

#19. Americans are possibly the dumbest people on the planet ... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing.

Michael Moore

#20. On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world,

Jack Welch

#21. Blame is the dumbest thing a person can do. It always puts the control in someone else's hands. I'm always responsible for what happens to me and therefore I can change it.

Sarah Noffke

#22. It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.

Barbara Bush

#23. My mother encouraged it so much. She was so supportive. Even if as a kid, I would do the dumbest trick, which now that I look back on some things, she would love it, she would say that's amazing, or if I'd make the ugliest drawing, she would hang it up. She was amazing.

David Blaine

#24. We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest.

Natalie Babbitt

#25. Wikipedia is a non-profit. It was either the dumbest thing I ever did or the smartest thing I ever did. Communities can build amazing things, but you have to be part of that community and you can't abuse them. You have to be very respectful of what their needs are.

Jimmy Wales

#26. No bra," he said against her mouth. "Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.

Larissa Ione

#27. For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

Brie Larson

#28. You don't want to be the smartest person in the room; you want to be the dumbest in the room. You want to be surrounded by other thinking people who are going to say something that makes you think, "Oh, my God, that's an amazing idea. Why didn't I think of that."

Madonna Ciccone

#29. I'm so, so sorry. Can you forgive the dumbest guy on the planet for not realizing that the most perfect girl for him was here all along?

A Meredith Walters

#30. I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

Frank Zappa

#31. I knew that by this time tomorrow, I was going to be eternally grateful for falling down the stairs and knocking myself unconscious. Smartest dumbest thing I'd ever done.

Erin McCarthy

#32. The very people who shudder over the cruelty of the hunter are apt to forget that slaughter, in the grimmest sense of the word, is a process they entrust daily to the butcher; and that unlike the game of the forests, even the dumbest creatures of the slaughterhouse know what is in store for them.

Lewis Mumford

#33. Feith had achieved the reputation in some military circles as 'the dumbest ... guy on the planet.'

Tommy Franks

#34. My first-grade teacher told me I was the dumbest student she ever had. She did me a favor. If she told me I was very smart, I wouldn't have tried to improve.

Ernest Gallo

#35. If they were going to have the kind of discussion that ended with her feeling like the world's dumbest bitch, she'd like to at least have some pants on.

Stacia Kane

#36. In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day.

Robert Pattinson

#37. (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.

Jay Leno

#38. Wow. Sumi sat back in total stupor. So no one had ever climbed aboard that giant piece of sexy male and taken him for a ride. Unbelievable. Who in their right mind would bypass that opportunity? She didn't know who this Dariana was, but the female had to be the dumbest cow ever bred. It

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#39. Musically, the bebop route was magnificent, but businesswise, it was the dumbest thing I ever did.

Woody Herman

#40. Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. "You should have resisted. That's like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way.

Richard Paul Evans

#41. I made a terrible mistake. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my children. I love my children. I was holding my son tight. Why would I throw a baby off the balcony? That's the dumbest, stupidest story I ever heard.

Michael Jackson

#42. Working to my potential.' It's like every teacher I have has some sort of manual to use when talking to me. She finished with, 'You have so much going for you,' which was the dumbest thing anyone, even Laurie, has ever said to me.

Elizabeth Scott

#43. You deserve to know that I love you, more than I ever intended to, more than I ever thought I could love someone whom I admittedly barely know. It's the dumbest love there is, love that doesn't come back
to you.

Pamela Ribon

#44. She was pretty sure she'd thank him for saving her life. Not just yesterday but, like, practically every day since they'd met. Which made her feel like the dumbest, weakest girl. If you couldn't even save your own life, was it ever worth saving?

Rainbow Rowell

#45. The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.

Frank Crawford

#46. The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#47. People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.

Seth MacFarlane

#48. I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Willard Scott