Top 52 Drag Queen Quotes
#2. You know, you wouldn't even want a man who wouldn't go back to save someone's mother and a drag queen.
Kristen Ashley
#4. Take my advice, never heckle a drag queen. They'll make mincemeat out of you.
Kristen Ashley
#5. This is astounding, amazing, so incredibly thrilling. Only today a world travelling cabaret performing drag queen took me out for lunch and named me as his new best friend. The idea plunges my black and white world into a vibrant techni-colour rainbow.
L. H. Cosway
#6. Drag queen is a gender like no other, and with practice I'd learned to rise to it.
Kate Bornstein
#8. My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen.
Master P
#9. I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and beautiful and wealthy in New York. I'd tell them very seriously, but I kind of looked like a drag queen at the time with big wigs and crazy 12-inch platform heels.
Melissa McCarthy
#10. If Mattel ever makes a Drag Queen Barbie, they damn well ought to pattern that doll's proportions after Sister Rose. Those were legs that could crack a horse's ribs, and they knew how to move.
Cherie Priest
#11. If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen
Dolly Parton
#12. Yes, I am transgendered but I also am a cross-dresser - I dress as a woman. It's not that I just want to be seen as a female in our society, I'm also a drag queen and a performer - there are many levels there.
Alexis Arquette
#13. A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.
Demetri Martin
#14. If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I'd be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I'd be like Ru Paul.
Dolly Parton
#15. I quite love sequins; I think it's the drag queen in me.
Sienna Miller
#16. I guess a drag queen's like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect.
Harvey Fierstein
#17. Where I come from, if you weren't a drag queen or a radical thinker or a performance artist of some kind, you were the weirdo.
IO Tillett Wright
#18. I think part of me would love to play a drag queen, just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye makeup.
Daniel Radcliffe
#19. Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script
Keiko Nobumoto
#20. I love you, Essie. Before you came into my life, I had considered ending myself. Three hundred years is a long time to be alone. You've given me hope, a career as a drag queen and a dysfunctional family. I am supremely grateful. Bite me." And
Robyn Peterman
#21. Give a drag queen a fish and you feed her for a day; show her how to be fishy and you feed her for a lifetime.
RuPaul
#22. I am not a boy, not a girl, I am not gay, not straight, I am not a drag queen, not a transsexual - I am just me, Jackie.
Jackie Curtis
#23. I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.
Melissa McCarthy
#24. but he killed the best Disney villain of all time, the drag queen that is Ursula. Unforgivable. RIP. 4.
Tyler Oakley
#25. There are easier things in life than being a drag queen. But I ain't got no choice. Try as I may, I just can't walk in flats.
Harvey Fierstein
#26. whose picture appeared to be a state-issued ID of an octogenarian drag queen. I
Neal Stephenson
#27. It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a sarcastic spoof on culture, which allows us to laugh at ourselves - but in a way that is inclusive of everyone.
RuPaul
#28. I wasn't playing a drag queen - I was playing an extraordinary performer.
John Lone
#29. I did everything, I used to be a drag queen, I used to be a stripper.
DeObia Oparei
#30. Who would have thought that a drag queen could be my ultimate male fantasy?
L. H. Cosway
#31. As gay people, we always think outside of the box. The irreverent is always important to a drag queen and anyone else who lives outside the box. And this is why drag's important: remember to not take life seriously. It's always important to see the laughter in the illusion that we pretend is real.
RuPaul
#32. There was an audible gasp, like everyone had been sucker-punched, and the sound reverberated through the hall like he'd just announced that not only was god dead, but he'd also been a hermaphroditic drag queen called Miss Demeanor.
Andrea Speed
#33. Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
Sandra Bernhard
#34. Did you even use anything at all in that bag of yours?"
"No, but I might use some of it later." And I almost certainly would, once I got rid of this crybaby and picked up my drag queen.
Cherie Priest
#35. Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!
Dan Simmons
#36. You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself.
Willie Geist
#37. I always said if I played a drag queen, I'd want to create a template with the realness they talk about in 'Paris Is Burning.'
Billy Porter
#38. Hey, you wanna drop back a few paces? Did you forget how spying works? You're supposed to at least aim for unobtrusive. The others pretty much have it down, but you're about as inconspicuous as a drag queen at a Girl Scout meeting.
Rachel Vincent
#40. The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know your handbag's on fire?
Garrison Keillor
#41. He squeezes his eyes shut and tries to steady his breathing, then he decides that's stupid. He's come this far, he's handcuffed to the bed, he's about to let a tattooed part-time drag queen in thigh-high leather boots fuck him. What's the point of trying for self-control?
Richard Rider
#42. Would have let me break the color code for shoes at work. These were borrowed from Indy's next door neighbor, who was Denver's top drag queen. Luckily, he had small feet; or I liked to think that way. Not that my feet were large.
Kristen Ashley
#43. I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I've ever been to. You can look to your left and there's a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours.
Marsha Thomason
#44. It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
Dolly Parton
#45. Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.
Kyle Adams
#46. He'd use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn't just a brainless bimfoon, that's when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.
Kyle Adams
#47. She called herself Starla, Queen of the Nile, and she had me from the first moment I saw her walk onto that stage. She wore nine-inch-heels and a dress that shone in the multi-colored lighting, glimmering through the haze created by the smoke machines and cigarettes.
Emma Rose Kraus
#48. Don't be a drag.
Just be a queen.
Lady Gaga
#49. I really think my fun personality is my ace in the hole. I will never claim to be the most beautiful or most talented queen, because I can think of many queens who fit that description. However, it's my "charisma" that takes me to a higher level in my drag!
Manila Luzon
#50. I even went to the source of all wisdom, I went and knelt at the great Queen of Drag's feet and asked her how to find love.
She backhanded me in between verses of Whitney Houston and told me if she knew, why in fuck would she be here ?
John Goode
#51. I've loved car racing all my life. I watch NASCAR regularly, and drag racing because we have Raceway Park in New Jersey. I think I got it from my father.
Queen Latifah
#52. My queen," he said formally, "before Glitch sends out the knights and the hounds to drag us back to Mag Tuiredh, will you do me the honor of a last dance?
Julie Kagawa
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