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#1. Hip doesn't really come into play anymore as far as I can tell. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#2. New York has always been a sense of eclectic kind of freedom and expression on a lot of different levels. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#3. I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that night, so why listen to it? - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#4. Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#5. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#6. I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#7. Coming to a place like Nashville, which is just music music music, it's always been such an influence on me. And there are so many interesting songwriters out there, and it's such a crazy business and so many people are trying to do it, and it's all right there in Nashville. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#8. I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#9. I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#10. It's nobody's business how you do something. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#11. I think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be able to say exactly what motivates you and what inspires you and what you find completely unacceptable in humanity and in culture. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#12. When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world? - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#13. A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#14. If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#15. You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#16. I don't believe in karma. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#17. Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#18. People feel like if they don't have a voice or a name or the spotlight, then they're invisible. But if you can't wake up in your world, in your life, with your family and your friends, and enjoy it, then forget it. All bets are off, because that's all anybody is guaranteed. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#19. Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives? - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#20. When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#21. I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#22. Be who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#23. I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#24. Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#25. Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#26. My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#27. There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#28. I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#29. Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#30. Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#31. There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#32. I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not." - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#33. When you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#34. I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#35. Random things make me laugh. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#36. The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#37. I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it very clear that this was not coming from some sort of antimale point of view. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#38. If you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#39. I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#40. I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#41. I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#42. From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I hung out with whomever I found compelling and interesting and smart. And I continued to do that throughout my life. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#43. I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#44. Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#45. You have to take the basics of feminism and the kind of outline of it and do what you do with it. You have to make things work for your own life. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#46. For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#47. When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#48. I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#49. Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#50. On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper - all your choices should be so easy. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#51. I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#52. I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#53. I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#54. Things are so scary and intimidating with AIDS and the right wing that people are looking for somebody to just give them safe harbors. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#55. every night i say prayers for him just so he knows that when my day
ends and i'm ready to dream he will always be one of the last waking
thoughts i have and perhaps one of the first dreams of my sleeping
night... - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#56. I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views ... and then go back to Alaska. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#57. I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#58. Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#59. They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#60. The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#61. I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#62. The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#63. My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#64. I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#65. I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#66. There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#67. I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#68. I think so much of what informs us as performers is what we had to endure as kids growing up. I was the youngest in my family. I always got a lot of attention. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#69. There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#70. Maybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at it with this voracity that I never had. My only voracity was to have fun and to be in the mix. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#71. I like the energy of live performance. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#72. The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#73. Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#74. In the late '60s and '70s, when feminism was on the up sweep, there was an awareness of things that we're losing again. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#75. If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you're not going to feel protected from the world. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#76. When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#77. I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#78. I hate to judge everybody across the board. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#79. As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved? - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#80. It's up to couples, to individuals, to have a trust between each other. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#81. I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#82. Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#83. I really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the way to New York and be that far away from home. So I thought maybe I'd be a rock 'n' roll singer or an opera singer. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#84. I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#85. I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#86. I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#87. I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, "Oh, this is so cool." I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#88. It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#89. I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#90. I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#91. I'm somebody who can absorb a lot. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#92. That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#93. I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#94. I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#95. You reach a certain point in your 30s when you say things in a much safer way. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#96. I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people or 50 people or a hundred people, whether you're in a rock band or doing the comedy circuit. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#97. People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past and the things that have been embarrassing to them. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#98. I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#99. Gayness is a non-issue. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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#100. I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all. - Author: Sandra Bernhard
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