Top 100 Don't Ask Me Quotes
#1. We're - we're going to Paradise now?" said Constant. "I - I'm going to get into Paradise?"
"Don't ask me why, old sport," said Stony, "but somebody up there likes you.
Kurt Vonnegut
#2. Don't Ask Me Nothing About Nothing,
I Just Might Tell You the Truth
Bob Dylan
#3. All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
Markus Zusak
#4. Don't ask me what a typical Brazilian is because I don't know what a typical Brazilian is. But Romario was a typical Brazilian.
Bobby Robson
#6. Don't ask me who my favourite monster was because I'm sick of saying Tom Baker.
Lalla Ward
#7. Don't do that," he says. "Don't ask me questions you already know the answers to. Twice I've laid myself bare to you and all it's gotten me was a bullet wound and a broken heart. Don't torture me," he says, meeting my eyes again.
"It's a cruel thing to do, even to someone like me.
Tahereh Mafi
#8. The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby.
Caitlin Moran
#9. I don't want to talk about it anymore," I said, focusing on the dashboard in front of me to prevent the tears that filled my eyes from falling. "Please don't ask me again." Then I got out of the car. I closed the door and didn't look back, fighting the newly created anxiety in my belly.
Erin Dionne
#10. I'll walk away from you because I have to, but I won't walk away from my daughter. If I do, I'll never forgive myself. So if there's any part of you which still loves me, please don't ask me to.
Zoe McKnight
#11. You know the legend. Stab them in the heart and they'll die. (Ravyn)
Call me Buffy. I'm even blond, but don't ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset. (Susan)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#12. Daniello, you do not like the bread? Eat! ...per favore, have some pasticcio di gnocchi alla boscaiola!"
"As long as you don't ask me to repeat the name," Dan replied.
Luna Amato chuckled. "Charming boy."
"Handsome, too," Dan said.
Peter Lerangis
#13. Where's your kilt?"
"How about this," he said in a low voice. "You don't ask me about haggis and bagpipes, and I won't ask you about garlic and Goodfellas.
Jeri Smith-Ready
#14. Don't ask me to explain it, but when I'm around you, I'm happy. That's all I'm after.
Vi Keeland
#15. Don't ask me to treat you like some woman who didn't mean anything to me, because you aren't and I can't.
Mira Lyn Kelly
#16. There have been many times when I've been asked to appear and I'd say to myself, what am I going to talk about? Early on, when I did interviews, I'd tell everyone, Don't ask me about dates. I don't even remember what I did yesterday.
Otis Blackwell
#17. Don't ask me for answers, I've only got one. That a man leaves the darkness, when he follows the Son.
Larry Norman
#18. Don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.
Ben Aaronovitch
#19. I'm in love. Don't ask me how it's possible. It's just not in character; my nightmare-ridden, stubborn, melancholy character. And yet, it's
happened.
Susan Sontag
#20. It's fine, but don't ask me to strip again or I'm going to wonder what your intentions really are.
Stephanie Witter
#21. Please let me go."
"Anna." He lowered his brow to hers. "Don't ask me to do that, because I don't think I can live without you. Take a chance, roll the dice. Come with me.
Nora Roberts
#22. You've carried my heart, all this time. Hell, you owned my soul. Don't ask me to stop dreaming of you, or to stop asking for tomorrow. Because for five years the hope that came with each tomorrow was all I had left. Remember that.
Lora Leigh
#23. I don't make the mistake of thinking it's a major musical event. I love the Eurovision Song Contest and it will continue long after I'm gone. Just please don't ask me to take it seriously,
Terry Wogan
#24. Holly, do you trust me?"
Holly groaned. "Artemis, don't ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming."
"Do you trust me?"
"Yes," Holly sighed. "I do. More than anyone.
Eoin Colfer
#25. This is where I will shine. This is where my father would have cried, clasped me to his bosom and muttered, "my daughter, my darling daughter. I know thee, because you are a reflection of me." (Don't ask me where I get this shit. I'm just THAT worldly.)
Nina Beck
#26. I rest my hand on the small of her back as we walk up to the house. Don't ask me why I feel a need to claim her as mine. Maybe deep down I am a Neanderthal.
Simone Elkeles
#27. People used to ask me for advice, and I'd say, 'Please, don't ask me!' Yes, I did economics at Oxford, but that's not the same as having a broad knowledge of personal finance.
Sophie Kinsella
#28. It's been a long time since I felt something like hope. Don't ask me to give it up for Netflix and a Prius.
Tiffany Reisz
#29. I feel like this: When you call me in to do something with you, you must want me to do soul-singing. Because you know I'm a soul singer. Don't ask me to come in and rap. And don't ask me to come in and sing pop.
Sharon Jones
#30. You know," he said, "this is why I love you so much."
Her tone was heartbreakingly warm. "What do you mean?"
You don't ask me to go inside because it's cold. You just want to make it easier for me to be where I want to stand.
J.R. Ward
#31. Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
George Carlin
#32. Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.
Thom Yorke
#33. Don't ask me to write a check for you when you think your job is at risk and then don't pay any attention to me when my job is at stake.
Christopher Dodd
#34. Listen, you listen to the work and you decide whether you want to support it. But don't ask me why I'm doing it, because I really do not know the answer.
Joe Frank
#35. What do you think he wants?" ...
"Don't ask me, I'm not a psychotic maniac." He paused. "Well, not as much of a psychotic maniac.
Julie Kagawa
#36. I decided to find you, throw myself at your feet, and beg you to have mercy on me. Honestly, I'll accept whatever you choose, Kelsey. Just don't ask me to live apart from you again. Because ... I can't.
Colleen Houck
#37. Don't ask me why I know the future. Ask me why you should know it.
Robin Sacredfire
#38. Many more will have to suffer, many more will have to die , don't ask me why !
Bob Marley
#39. Please don't ask me any questions about the politics of 30 years ago.
Helen Reddy
#40. Don't ask me if life is worth living, live it yourself and find out.
James Hearst
#41. If you don't want my answer, don't ask me the question.
Abby
#42. Vegetables are called 'specialty crops.' Don't ask me why.
Chellie Pingree
#43. What's wrong? Please, Creed, tell me"-Annika
"Just take me to bed, baby. Please just fuck me and don't ask me any more questions tonight."
~Creed
Sydney Croft
#44. Please don't ask me to let you go. I can't do it. I'm not strong enough to do it again.
Nashoda Rose
#46. Don't ask me silly questions I won't play silly games I'm just a simple choo choo train And I'll always be the same. I only want to race along Beneath the bright blue sky And be a happy choo choo train Until the day I die.
Stephen King
#47. I had written my master's thesis on Ezra Pound on 'The Cantos.' And don't ask me about it. I don't remember anything about it.
Sally Mann
#48. We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects.'
Precisely,' said a passing bush.
Terry Pratchett
#49. That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policies; I just work here.
Robert A. Heinlein
#50. Don't ask me how I am,' I blurt. 'Please.' I want to keep feeling good. Just because the lights are on doesn't mean I have to look.
Sara Zarr
#51. Don't ask me what it means; ask me how it felt.
Jill Telford
#52. Don't ask me anything about the future," he said miserably. "I don't know anything. Be with me now, will you, no matter what it is?" And she took him in her arms.
D.H. Lawrence
#53. Don't ask me what it means; ask me what it felt.
Jill Telford
#54. Most of us are good. Most of us mean well. But we somehow manage to hurt each other anyway. Don't ask me why.
Drew Magary
#55. No, no, no, don't ... Don't ask me to stop, Layla, I can't do it." ... "My God, just ... please." He kissed my neck again. "Please, Layla.
T. Torrest
#56. I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why.
Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school,
... I went to school high.
Styles P
#57. The exception is I'm not going away. Don't ask me to do that ever again.
Tammara Webber
#58. I like basketball, but please don't ask me basketball questions because I've got a lot to learn.
Ross Perot Jr.
#59. Just take me and molt me and turn me inside out, till, like a character in Ovid, I become one with your lust, that's what I wanted. Give me a blindfold, hold my hand, and don't ask me to think - will you do that for me?
Andre Aciman
#60. ...They called the lake Bob. Don't ask me why. "Gonna go sit by Bob," someone would say, or "Bob looks like hell this morning.
Erin Saldin
#61. And I just sat there eating my pasta and thinking, Please don't ask me what I do please don't ask me what I do ...
Tiffany Reisz
#62. People ask me, what special is in my mentorship which has made Malala so bold and so courageous and so vocal and poised? I tell them, don't ask me what I did. Ask me what I did not do. I did not clip her wings, and that's all.
Ziauddin Yousafzai
#63. Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.
Thom Yorke
#64. What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
Charles Barkley
#65. Would it make you feel better if I pretended not to be making it up as I go along? ...In that case, I know exactly what I'm doing, but please don't ask me about it in any great detail.
Eddie Robson
#66. Don't ask me about Beverly Hills High School. Everybody hated it. I hated it. Hated it. Hated it. Hated it.
Julie Kavner
#67. Don't ask me any more questions, Keller. I'm just going to lie to you and I'd rather not have the stress of trying to remember what lie I handed you. (Alexion)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#69. Don't ask me to put up a shelf, but I love engineering.
Bruce Dickinson
#70. Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you.
-Effie Kaligaris
Ann Brashares
#71. Don't ask me to apologize for holding up a mirror. If you don't like what it's reflecting, take accountability and change it.
Steve Maraboli
#72. much in it,' said Paul, pushing the broadsheet across. 'You don't ask me
Winston Graham
#73. Man O' War was a great racehorse, but if I put a extra 20 pounds on him they would say I was cruel to the animal. So don't ask me to do that to Chavez.
Don King
#74. With concerted effort, I can follow written instructions, but don't ask me to simply grasp how to operate a smartphone.
Michael Dirda
#75. This is it: somehow, in these pictures, the mystery of the accident is contained, and the explanation for Dara's subsequent behavior, for the silences and disappearances. Don't ask me how. I just do. If you don't understand that, I guess you've never had a sister
Lauren Oliver
#76. Don't ask me something if the answer doesn't truly matter to you.
Ken Weber
#77. I live a day at a time. Each day I look for a kernel of excitement. In the morning, I say: 'What is my exciting thing for today?' Then, I do the day. Don't ask me about tomorrow.
Barbara Jordan
#78. Tried praying for him ... but I couldn't. I just couldn't. Don't ask me why. I hoped that he was okay, but I couldn't summon the strength to pray for it.
Markus Zusak
#79. There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.
Humphrey Bogart
#80. Don't ask me about my career - I've forgotten most of it.
Timothy Dalton
#81. Friends: how many have 'em?
How long before they split like atoms?
Don't ask me, but what I do stand behind
Is someone havin' your back seems hard to find.
Kelvin Mercer
#82. You were meant for more than me, and I'll die fighting to give it to you. But please don't ask me to pretend it's easy.
Leigh Bardugo
#83. I think I know what it is but don't ask me to play it
John Coltrane
#84. Don't ask me to choose between an old love and the new. That's no choice at all.
Cameron Dokey
#85. Don't ask me to give her up before I even really get to know her ... Because you're not going to like my response.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#87. I think people talk too much; that's the truth of the matter. I do. I don't believe in words. People use too many words and usually wrongly. I am sure that in the distant future people will talk much less and in a more essential way. If people talk a lot less, they will be happier. Don't ask me why.
Michelangelo Antonioni
#88. Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
#89. I was meant to be a composer and will be I'm sure. Don't ask me to try to forget this unpleasant thing and go play football - please.
Samuel Barber
#90. I'm French. I have not become an Englishman. I have the impression of living on an island called Arsenal. If you fancy a sightseeing tour of London, don't ask me. You would get lost.
Arsene Wenger
#91. Just don't ask me to deliver any more satyr babies and we'll get along great.
Rick Riordan
#92. If you don't ask me questions, I can't give you an untrue answer.
Oliver Goldsmith
#93. Haven, don't ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars.
Lisa Kleypas
#94. Don't wait for answers, just take your chances. Don't ask me why.
Billy Joel
#95. Don't ask me to give in to this body of mine. I can't afford it. Between me and my body there must be a struggle until death.
Margaret Of Cortona
#96. He pushed away from her and raised his arm, forcing his stump into her face. A Hand without a hand? A bad jape, sister. Don't ask me to rule.
George R R Martin
#97. You ask me why I'm nice to you," he said. "Why, why, why. But you don't ask me stuff that matters. Who I am or where I been. What I see when I look at you. What I want.
Sarah Ockler
#98. The Republican Party had a big day in yesterday's midterm elections and now controls the House and Senate. And don't ask me how this happened, but the Republican Party also gained control of three seats in our show's band.
Conan O'Brien
#99. Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.
Pat Martin
#100. Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering.
George H. W. Bush
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