Dog Poop Quotes

#1. Must've stepped in dog poop when I walked in the grass. And I knew EXACTLY where it happened, too. SQUISH I took my shoe off and went to the front of the room to tell Mrs. Pope about my situation. But I think Mrs. Pope thought I was trying to skip out on the pop quiz, because she gave me

Jeff Kinney

#2. Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

Josh Stern

#3. Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.

Iyanla Vanzant

#4. I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

Jonah Goldberg

#5. Mayor Resigns After Caught Tossing Dog Poop On Rival's Yard AP

Anonymous

#6. If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?

Joel Samaha

#7. If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may survive and have a good visit, but you risk being poisoned.

Richard Rossi

#8. Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.

James Patterson

#9. There's not one food that causes diabetes. What causes Type II diabetes is being overweight ... I've just come to grips, over the past four or five months, with my diabetes.

Paula Deen

#10. Every man or woman who loves [God], they hate Him too, because He's a hard God, a jealous God, He Is, what He Is, and in this world He's apt to repay service with pain while those who do evil ride over the roads in Cadillac cars. Even the joy of serving Him is a bitter joy.

Stephen King

#11. There was no milk in the icebox, and I wasn't pouring Coke onto breakfast cereal. That would just be odd.

Jim Butcher

#12. The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour which doth in it live.

William Shakespeare

#13. Her lips are like strawberries which tickels my taste buds everytime, making me to kiss her red lips everytime.

Vishal Antapurkar

#14. Dogs live in the moment, and don't have a concept of past or future. That's why you must immediately correct your dog if it breaks the rules. The old trick of rubbing your puppy's face in his poop or urine is not effective - your dog will have no idea why it is being punished.

Tom Ester

#15. Birds are extremely valued as indicators of overall environmental health. If there's a problem in a wild bird population, it's indicative that something went wrong.

Jim Elliot

#16. Nubs?" the doctor asked. "It's okay," Charlie said. "He's our dog. He isn't a person or anything." "I would hope not." "Sometimes he eats his own poop," Charlie explained.

Ania Ahlborn

#17. Happiness doesn't have to be chased ... it merely has to be chosen.

Mandy Hale

#18. There's nothing in Chinese culture that is an equivalent of the geisha. It's so different, so special to Japan.

Ziyi Zhang

#19. Picture the person who intimidates you most. Now picture them crouched like a dog, pooping on the sidewalk, looking up at you, all vulnerable. We all poop. Maybe not on the sidewalk, but nobody is better than you and don't let them think they are for a minute.

Caprice Crane

#20. Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

Alan K. Simpson

#21. I don't hate Peter Robinson, and I don't think Peter Robinson hates me.

Martin McGuinness

#22. I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.

P. J. O'Rourke

#23. To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink.

J.B. Priestley

#24. If you walk the dog long enough, you'll eventually be able to get him to poop.

Tim Smith

#25. Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ...

Dana Gould

#26. Writing is the voice of the heart' Julia Suzuki

Julia Suzuki

#27. My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

Dana Gould

#28. When I see a dictionary on my desk I feel like I'm looking at some strange dog leaving a twisty piece of poop on our lawn out back.

Haruki Murakami

#29. Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

Anthony Griffin