Cookie Jar Quotes

#1. Some people think African states cannot be trusted with the cookie jar. But there are absolutely good NGOs who have this feeling of human solidarity and who also recognize that their work can only be supplementary to the government.

Meles Zenawi

#2. Life is a game, a dream, a fantasy, that is never fully realized until it is over.

Peace and War go hand in hand in our world today.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Akira

#3. I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

Allen West

#4. It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.

Jeff Miller

#5. People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

Suze Orman

#6. I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

Carrie Fisher

#7. Yes..." I gasped, shocked that I was admitting it. Brianna had caught me with my todger in the cookie jar and I just couldn't deny it, I was overwhelmed with excitement and pure animalistic arousal.

John Key

#8. A friend ... sort of. Ren watches me like I'm a cookie jar he wouldn't mind being caught with his hands in.

Andrea Cremer

#9. Candy loved to shop and she couldn't seem to shop smiling. They'd gone out the front door of The Cookie Jar and into the next building over. There were party dresses on the mannequins in the windows, and Hannah has said they were going to buy something for her to wear to the party tomorrow night.

Joanne Fluke

#10. Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Janet Evanovich

#11. Noodle snapped. No more cookies in the cookie jar.

Stacey Marie Brown

#12. Harold glared sullenly at him again, the eyes those of a piggy little boy who wants the whole cookie jar to himself. Ain't he going to be surprised, Stu thought, when he finds out a girl isn't a jar of cookies.

Stephen King

#13. Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried deep in the cookie jar set aside for future generations.

Daniel Prokop

#14. [On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

Kathie Lee Gifford

#15. There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach

Hilary Weeks

#16. The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee's on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison.

Joanne Fluke

#17. There can be but one will the master in our salvation, but that shall never be the will of man, but of God; therefore man must be saved by grace.

John Bunyan

#18. I have always tried ... to lay before the colored race a cross section of it's own life, to view the colored heart from close range.

Oscar Micheaux

#19. The night I filled an inside straight: Even a blind hog's gonna root up an acorn once in a while.

Edward Abbey

#20. Urban design as a discipline barely exists in most American and Canadian cities. In Singapore, there are innovative transportation strategies at work.

Moshe Safdie

#21. I'm not a musician, but I play music. So it's a strange thing.

David Lynch

#22. Some days making it to the end of the day is quite the victory.
Bea

Jennifer Brown

#23. Many seek and never see,
anyone can tell them why.
O they weep and O they cry
and never take until they try
unless they try it in their sleep
and never some until they die.
I ask many, they ask me.
This is a great mystery.

Allen Ginsberg

#24. Led by a new generation of edgy sportswriters like Lipsyte, we found new purpose in the great issues of the day - race, equal opportunity, drugs, and labor disputes. We became personality journalists, medical writers, and business reporters.

Jane Leavy

#25. The difference between the non-Christian and the Christian is that the non-Christian makes sin a practice; the true Christian does not.

Billy Graham

#26. When you sleep later than a vampire, Claire thought, that's probably taking it a little too far.

Rachel Caine

#27. Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Roseanne Barr

#28. God never uses duct tape to fix things - He will take your flesh and blood if you offer it to Him and use it like Play-Doh: "Behold, I will do a new thing, now it shall spring forth; shall you not know it?" (Isa. 43:19 NKJV). I did know it, in the calm after my storm.

Rick Lawrence

#29. In the weeks after 9/11, out of the pain and the fear there arose also grace and gratitude, eruptions of intense kindness that occurred everywhere, a sharp resolve to just be better, bigger, to shed the nonsense, rise to the occasion.

Nancy Gibbs

#30. It was funny how as soon as you knew there was something better, what you had seemed unbearable.

Max Barry