David Koechner Quotes

#1. Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.

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#2. It's dangerous for one actor to advise another one, especially when you're not in charge. On the set, I'm never gonna tell another person, "Here's what I think you should do." That's a discussion they should only have with the writers, producers, and directors.

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#3. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

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#4. I think I went into poli-sci because I knew there was a stage, plus I thought I wanted to help people, and I realized in poli-sci that if you want to be a politician you're either born into it, or you've got an amazing brain, which those are rare - and I don't have one.

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#5. I never sweat about work. I just assume work's coming.

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#6. I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

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#7. Every character and person in life needs a voice and every once in a while I get to inhabit the voice of the misunderstood.

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#8. I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.

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#9. I don't like people who don't have opinions.

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#10. I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.

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#11. I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success with. But I'm open to all jobs and all genres.

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