Funny Cookie Jar Quotes

#1. Being used now, in order to force slavery on to Kansas; for it cannot be done in any other way. [Sensation.] The

Abraham Lincoln

#2. But even as I yearn for it, I fear it. Because the more I see of this cruel world, the less I believe it ends in some pleasant fiction.

Pierce Brown

#3. No reason to mention my peculiarities, my wandering in the maze these many years, shut away from sight. and from love, too.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#4. What did okay mean to the harpy - not coughing up arterial blood?

Thea Harrison

#5. With her death Egypt became a Roman province. It would not recover its autonomy until the twentieth century.

Stacy Schiff

#6. History is nothing but gossip about the past, with the hope that it might be true.

Gore Vidal

#7. .... Steli forgot knocking....

C.L. Wilson

#8. Jenks made a face as he levered himself up on the sill. Much as I enjoy this horrific outpouring of estrogen, I'm going to go say good-bye to my wife. Let me know when you're ready. I'll be in the garden - probably next to the stink weed.

Kim Harrison

#9. People wanted more advice. So I finally thought I could totally put this advice into a book.

Kevin Smith

#10. Saturday night. Buddy Dow, hired skipper of a big lunker owned by an insurance company in Atlanta, had enlisted two recruits and was despairingly in need of more.

John D. MacDonald