Top 79 Coffee First Quotes

#1. Coffee first. Schemes later.

Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee First Quotes #1385310
#2. That boy is a badass motherfucker.
Badass motherfuckers get their coffee first. It's a rule at Fortnum's.

Kristen Ashley

Coffee First Quotes #1681683
#3. I get up between 6:30 and 8 am. I used to make a cup of coffee first thing, but now I have warm water with a bit of lemon juice in it. I've cut down on things as I was getting fat.

Melvin Burgess

Coffee First Quotes #1762036
#4. Coffee first. Save the world later.

Caroline George

Coffee First Quotes #1800562
#5. Charisma will sustain a relationship only in the way that strong coffee first thing in the morning will sustain a career.

Elliot Perlman

Coffee First Quotes #216809
#6. You can't make a person, a human being with a first kiss and a sense of humor and a favorite sandwich, and then expect her to dissolve back into scribbled notes and whiskeyed coffee when she no longer suits your purposes. I think I always knew she would come back to find me, someday.

Tana French

Coffee First Quotes #1410825
#7. You get the health benefits of coffee up through about the first twenty-four ounces. It's the biggest source of antioxidants for Americans, and we think it helps prevent Alzheimer's and Parkinson's as well.

Mehmet Oz

Coffee First Quotes #940878
#8. Initially, I was very much concerned with having absolute control. But as time has gone by, I'm not. I mean, the whole first record was really just how I spent my free time: stoned and drinking coffee in my house, spending three hours on a song.

Dee Dee Ramone

Coffee First Quotes #1366297
#9. Finding your passion is like finding your career soul mate. You 'date around' a bit, trying various jobs, but one day you find something you love so much you wanna marry it and see it every morning before your first cup of coffee.

Emme

Coffee First Quotes #1354447
#10. No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

Henry Ward Beecher

Coffee First Quotes #1353567
#11. I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. This meal is expected to be elaborate: appetizers, first course, dinner, dessert, and coffee. People arrive at 7:30 or 8 p.m. and stay for hours - definitely past my bedtime - and they all go home exhausted.

Ina Garten

Coffee First Quotes #1318788
#12. The first coffee of the morning is never, ever, ready quickly enough. You die before it's ready and then your ghost pours the resurrection potion out of the moka pot.

Helen Oyeyemi

Coffee First Quotes #1316671
#13. To begin ... To begin ... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.

Charlie Kaufman

Coffee First Quotes #1297515
#14. First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.

Gore Vidal

Coffee First Quotes #1285159
#15. Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning!

Tanya Masse

Coffee First Quotes #1249021
#16. You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am
you do sometimes look at yourself and think
this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

Dylan Moran

Coffee First Quotes #1224476
#17. Very first thing in the morning, I spew some rough genius directly on to the laptop. Then I have coffee and rewrite for three hours.

Kevin Barry

Coffee First Quotes #1191254
#18. Wait!"
What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside my cup.
You got to smell it first. It's the proper way to cup coffee."
Cup coffee?"
Taste it."
What? Are you the coffee police or something?

Justina Chen

Coffee First Quotes #1091582
#19. I usually get up around 6 A.M. It takes me a while to get going. In our household, I am the first one up. I usually make coffee for myself, draw a bath and have a big soak. I read in the bath.

Rick Bayless

Coffee First Quotes #1077053
#20. I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word of the Day calendar, a Christmas gift from Arlene. My first word of the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

Charlaine Harris

Coffee First Quotes #1059451
#21. My first car was a Holden Commodore station wagon. I can't remember much more about it than that - it was coffee colored, and I think it was four cylinders, so it was really quite weak, but very safe for a young man to be driving.

Antony Starr

Coffee First Quotes #1032480
#22. I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

Robbie Williams

Coffee First Quotes #947586
#23. For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of weaned myself off. You keep getting second and third winds. But for me, I've stopped doing energy drinks or any kind of stimulant. I just kind of go natural.

Nick Swardson

Coffee First Quotes #941118
#24. I treasure my mornings. I get up early and ignore everything work-related for the first few hours. It's just me and my coffee addiction.

Rachael Yamagata

Coffee First Quotes #1870864
#25. I love coming home to Melbourne. The first thing I do is have a coffee. It's just so much better here than anywhere else. It's better than in Italy and I travel a lot. I crave it.

Curtis Stone

Coffee First Quotes #1677661
#26. Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?

Edward Abbey

Coffee First Quotes #1867354
#27. Perfect first date would be coffee at Aroma talking for hours. That's when I would know to ask for a second date.

Kelly Blatz

Coffee First Quotes #1841627
#28. The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree ... Mr. David Lynch, a prodigious coffee drinker, apparently pees hard and often.

David Foster Wallace

Coffee First Quotes #1827327
#29. I read obituaries first thing in the morning. With a cup of coffee. This is NOT MORBID. Just epic. Maybe it's a way of trying to figure out, before the day begins, what is important. And I am curious about all the little things that make up life. Little?

Maira Kalman

Coffee First Quotes #1826808
#30. Consumers do not buy one brand of soap, or coffee, or detergent. They have a repertory of four or five brands, and move from one to another. They almost never buy a brand which has not been admitted to their repertory during its first year on the market.

David Ogilvy

Coffee First Quotes #1780995
#31. I'm at my most productive before I even have my first cup of coffee. I only get slower and stupider as the day progresses.

Anthony Bourdain

Coffee First Quotes #1745025
#32. Coffee was first introduced by Yemeni Muslims. When Ottoman Empire grew, coffee spread to Istanbul and from there to the rest of Europe.

Firas Alkhateeb

Coffee First Quotes #1741556
#33. Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with "The Moment" - that moment where you first walk into the bar or restaurant or coffee shop and scan the crowd and suddenly your heart stops and you say to yourself: oh, please - let it be him.

Julie James

Coffee First Quotes #1709292
#34. The first thing I do when I wake up is take a cup of tea, a cup of coffee, and vitamins, and then I look at my dogs. I have three dogs, Rosa, Toto, and Mimmo, all Labradors.

Stefano Gabbana

Coffee First Quotes #1459857
#35. Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee ... Yeah, she stormed right out of that Starbucks.

Carol Leifer

Coffee First Quotes #1654335
#36. Stupor, insanity, and curling up with a good book." Bright finished his coffee and slipped out of bed. "And I was wondering last night how I would fill my time today. Let me get dressed and have a spot of breakfast first.

Lita Burke

Coffee First Quotes #1627357
#37. The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.

Kelly Moran

Coffee First Quotes #1600227
#38. I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Charlie Sheen

Coffee First Quotes #1568136
#39. Cody made a pot of coffee and heated water for Rosetta's tea. He needed the time alone to process what Wilkes had said. For the first time in his career, he wished he wasn't a cop. The evidence pointed to Catherine, and yet his heart told him that wasn't possible. He wanted to listen to his heart.

Linda S. Prather

Coffee First Quotes #1547006
#40. When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby.

Claire Coffee

Coffee First Quotes #1544744
#41. No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!

Anthony Liccione

Coffee First Quotes #1517682
#42. Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" First customer: "I'll have tea." Second customer: "Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (WAITER EXITS, RETURNS) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?

Leo Rosten

Coffee First Quotes #1481922
#43. Hindsight is pointless, Arnuff," said the other man in the room, who was equally as old as the first. "Bring me one of those," he said, referring to the drink Arnuff held. Arnuff poured another bourbon and brought it to the coffee table.

J.T. Bishop

Coffee First Quotes #162219
#44. Three things," I told her. "First, there's no such thing as too much coffee. Second,
caffeine has nothing to do with my jitters. And third, there's no such thing as too
much coffee.

Jonathan Maberry

Coffee First Quotes #406896
#45. I think if Jesus came for the first time, and he was 33 1/2 years old and hung out with these guys, where would he be? They'd probably be at a coffee bar getting a latte or something.

Michael W. Smith

Coffee First Quotes #357900
#46. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Edward Abbey

Coffee First Quotes #348284
#47. The first step to achieving all your goals is getting out of bed. Coffee and toast are optional.

Peter James West

Coffee First Quotes #271258
#48. I've never been a morning person, and if it's one thing I don't need before my first cup of coffee, it's a visit from the cops. But at eight forty-five on a Friday morning, two of them waited for me at my law office.

Debbi Mack

Coffee First Quotes #212099
#49. 'The West Wing' was really important for me for a lot of reasons. It was the first thing I did when I got out to Los Angeles. I'd just finished school, and I was so naive.

Claire Coffee

Coffee First Quotes #208527
#50. I first suspected something was amiss when I exited the coffee shop on Greenup Street and was knocked down by a herd of bison.

Joshua Palmatier

Coffee First Quotes #177433
#51. The rhythm of her conversation. The perfection of her creation. The sex she slipped into my coffee. The way she felt when she first saw me. Hate to love and love to hate her. Like a broken record player. Back and forth and here and gone and on and on and on and on ...

Maroon 5

Coffee First Quotes #176562
#52. I got my first job when I moved to Los Angeles. I worked at a coffee shop for five years and it was one of the best experiences I ever had. It was a bunch of actors covering shifts for each other and becoming great friends.

Katie Leclerc

Coffee First Quotes #169524
#53. When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

Emo Philips

Coffee First Quotes #408465
#54. Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

John Muir

Coffee First Quotes #145049
#55. The first Monday's cupcakes had been elderflower, two days later and three tiers in honey and walnut, the day after that and toffee apple, the next cake- coffee and walnut, then banoffee, then chocolate and maple.

Anouska Knight

Coffee First Quotes #130772
#56. I was broke for more than 10 years. I remember staying up all night one night at my first company and looking in couch cushions the next morning for some change to buy coffee.

Evan Williams

Coffee First Quotes #130512
#57. I have only two wishes," said Jean. "The first is for strong coffee, and the second is for stronger coffee.

Scott Lynch

Coffee First Quotes #123776
#58. That's what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn't worry - poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow

Anne Sexton

Coffee First Quotes #92585
#59. Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

Tanya Masse

Coffee First Quotes #90403
#60. You taste like the last drop of whiskey
at 3 am
after a lousy day
like the first gulp of coffee on a Monday sipped behind a desk
hot and bitter
like the burning at the back of the throat
after the first cigarette
You taste, boy oh boy, like my next mistake.

Malak El Halabi

Coffee First Quotes #18719
#61. Let no man grumble when his friends fall off, As they will do like leaves at the first breeze; When your affairs come round, one way or t'other, Go to the coffee house, and take another.

Lord Byron

Coffee First Quotes #18376
#62. After sex, after coffee, after everything there is to be said
The hovering and beautiful alphabet as we form our first words after making love.
And somehow I'm still alive.

Carole Maso

Coffee First Quotes #643419
#63. Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

Darynda Jones

Coffee First Quotes #926009
#64. The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

Evan Esar

Coffee First Quotes #848136
#65. I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.

Bill Hader

Coffee First Quotes #774273
#66. You're the warm sheets next to me every morning, and the bright colors in the dryer when we do laundry. You're the toothbrush next to mine on the sink. You're the first sip of coffee in the morning, and the last sip of win at night.

Shannon Richard

Coffee First Quotes #704330
#67. It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Charlie Sheen

Coffee First Quotes #683651
#68. I was five when I did my first show with the Mountain Play Theatre company in Marin County. I started young, and since no one in my family was involved in the industry in any way shape or form, I think everyone thought I'd do a few plays and that would be it. But then I kept doing it.

Claire Coffee

Coffee First Quotes #679057
#69. When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like 'Oh, it's the best coffee,' and I thought, 'How good could it really be?' I'm like, 'Sure, great, uh ... I'd love to see it.' But then when I went, it truly, I am not kidding, is the best coffee I have ever had.

Fred Armisen

Coffee First Quotes #665416
#70. Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

Phyllis Diller

Coffee First Quotes #659034
#71. Jack and Stephen were neither of them human until the first pot of coffee was down, hot and strong.

Patrick O'Brian

Coffee First Quotes #939251
#72. I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast. The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I'm afraid I won't be able to properly appreciate it when I am half-asleep.

Christoph Niemann

Coffee First Quotes #628329
#73. Contrary to the tenets of conventional wisdom, viral ideas and campaigns were not first transmitted via the electronic media of the Internet age. Their ideological forebears lived and replicated in the host coffee-houses, inns and taverns of the early eighteenth-century.

Gavin John Adams

Coffee First Quotes #613726
#74. First thing, I throw on some jeans, a T-shirt and my Keds sneakers and make coffee. That is actually my favorite time of day. That is when I do my songwriting, when I am in writing mode.

Lucinda Williams

Coffee First Quotes #552601
#75. Whoever had opened that first Starbucks in Seattle should be shot.

Virna DePaul

Coffee First Quotes #547519
#76. My husband and I met on OKCupid. We went out on our little coffee date, and I knew right away he was my husband. He's a handsome, smarty-pants architect from Tokyo. On our first date, I said, 'I wake up like this. I'm Pollyanna Sunshine, and I'm not for everyone'.

Geneva Carr

Coffee First Quotes #540059
#77. The first thing I do is brush my teeth - we like to start the morning with fresh breath - and put on my pajamas and meander down to the kitchen for a glass of orange juice. No coffee. No caffeine.

Tamara Tunie

Coffee First Quotes #521715
#78. I think today will be the day. Today our luck will change,' I proclaimed on the wings of the first coffee of the day, pure optimism in a liquid state.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Coffee First Quotes #493829
#79. Finally, on the fourth of November, when those he loved had left the room just for a moment - to grab coffee in the kitchen, the first time none of them were with him since the coma began - Morrie stopped breathing.

Mitch Albom

Coffee First Quotes #455162

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