Certifiable Quotes

#1. I would not want to be a politician ... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign?

Chuck Norris

#2. In the long struggle against sex trafficking, we finally have a breakthrough!

Nicholas D. Kristof

#3. You don't need a time machine to live in the moment.

Carl Henegan

#4. If only he didn't believe he was Shamu's distant cousin. It was such a shame for someone so sublime to be certifiable.

Rosanna Leo

#5. Being an investment banker is pretty much the perfect job for an all around triple-threat genius, and because I'm doing so well with it, I know I'm actually smarter than certifiable geniuses like Stephen Hawking and Einstein.

A.D. Aliwat

#6. I definitely want children. That's important to me, so I just want to make sure that I'm completely prepared for it when that day comes.

Lance Gross

#7. The Republicans were not always insane. They might've had politics I didn't agree with, but they weren't always actually certifiable.

Salman Rushdie

#8. I was 90% certain Thia was the best therapist money could buy; the remaining 10%, I still questioned if she was certifiable.

Genna Rulon

#9. The heat tamped everything down. Aside from a handful of certifiable runners and insane cyclists, the park had been left to the birds and squirrels.

Richard Castle

#10. Don't even try your bullshit with us...! You psycho idiot, certifiable, father-complex, bitch!

Haruka Takachiho

#11. The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

Sean Connery

#12. Tuck in your tail, little duck.

Suzanne Collins

#13. A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.

Samuel Johnson

#14. What's life without perfectly certifiable friends?

Alexa Land

#15. True, you don't have to be religious to be crazy, but it helps. Indeed, if you are religious, you don't have to be crazy in the medically certifiable sense in order to do massively crazy things.

Daniel Dennett

#16. He means to rename us
to return us to our true names, our truest selves. He means to heal our soul holes. From the very beginning, that Eden beginning, that has always been and always is, to this day, His secret purpose
our return to 'our full glory'.

Ann Voskamp

#17. Riley decided the man was physically a ten, but intellectually he was a certifiable fruit basket.

Janet Evanovich

#18. I think he was worried about pushing things too far for the time being since I was obviously rocking a first-class ticket to certifiable insanity.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#19. One more minute of this, and she'd be a certifiable simpleton.

Tessa Dare

#20. Because Spencer is a certifiable genius, Ford is as ruthless as they come, and I'm an accomplished liar.

J.A. Huss

#21. The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.

David Foster Wallace

#22. Light makes invisible things manifest.

Sunday Adelaja

#23. I met a lot of great people in Saudi Arabia and I'd like to see them again. And I'd love to spend more time in the desert and in the mountains. I felt really at home there.

Dave Eggers

#24. This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

Darynda Jones

#25. Thank goodness it's you, not that madman who came last time, the one with the bullfighter's name. He seemed drunk to me, or else eminently certifiable. He had the nerve to ask me whether I knew the etymology of the word 'prick,' in a sarcastic tone that was quite out of place.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#26. Writing a novel is like running a marathon. Selling one is like building a castle. You gotta do it one brick at a time.

Charles R. Hall

#27. Angels came down that day, and said it was their time, They wrapped HIM/HER in their wings of love, to protect them for their climb, to take HIM/HER to our lord above, Where they will be safe in gods hands.

Susan Smith

#28. But that age; remember that age? They're not the same. They don't put things together. That's why half of what they do looks full-on certifiable, to you or me or any sane adult. Things don't make sense, when you're that age; you don't make sense. You stop expecting to.

Tana French

#29. In a town like London there are always plenty of not quite certifiable lunatics walking the streets, and they tend to gravitate towards bookshops, because a bookshop is one of the few places where you can hang about for a long time without spending any money.

George Orwell

#30. How are you?" Delusional. Possibly certifiable. Weirdly happy. "Fine," Georgie said.

Rainbow Rowell

#31. The woman may be a biomedical engineer, but I begin to think that she is a certifiable idiot.

Jessica Khoury

#32. We live in a capitalist system; anyone who believes they are above this system or purer than this system, even while shopping at the cute organic market across the street or taking a hiking vacation to Guatemala, is certifiable.

Katy Lederer

#33. I was very close to my mother, and her death, which left a gaping hole in my life, has been very difficult for me and my father in a lot of ways.

Vanessa Kerry

#34. Time is a face on the water

Stephen King

#35. If you have enough unanswered questions, you have a certifiable mystery, and those are impossible to resist.

Lisa Lutz

#36. I remembered reading that the sweat and breath of certifiable psychopaths have a subtle but distinctive chemical odor because of certain physiological conditions accompanying that mental disorder. Maybe her breath smelled of craziness.

Dean Koontz

#37. Martyrs - those killed because of their Catholic faith - can be beatified even if they don't perform a miracle. However, all beatified individuals must stage a certifiable miracle before being made a saint.

Charles Duhigg

#38. Never try to time the bond market. Anyone who claims to know the future of interest rates is certifiable.

Jane Bryant Quinn