Rosanna Leo Quotes

#1. Yeah. I failed R&R in school. I was too busy studying for my anal retention classes.

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#2. If only he didn't believe he was Shamu's distant cousin. It was such a shame for someone so sublime to be certifiable.

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#3. She opened one eye. "The goddess Artemis is going to talk to the supreme god Zeus ... about me?"
"Yup."
She closed her eyes again. "I'm so not okay.

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#4. Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn't pad their briefs.

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#5. He was frigging Dionysus! The man who invented the three-way! He'd had sex every possible way known to man. He'd made improvements to the Kama Sutra. And he was suffering from a major case of wet noodle.

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#6. Um. I'm really good at first aid. Like, the best. He was the god of healing, after all. He'd better be good at fucking first aid!

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#7. Sweetie," Dino said, coming over to put his arm around her shoulder. He tipped her head up and looked into her eyes with great empathy. "You can't fuck a statue. At least not at that angle. You'd at least have to tip it onto its back first, and as a conservator, I can't recommend it.

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#8. Hopefully, he'll be able to persuade Hades not to kill you. That wouldn't be conducive to the start of a good relationship.

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#9. No more men. I swear it. They're nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.

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#10. Apollo. I'm the fucking Lord of the Underworld. Do you honestly think I need to get my jollies by lying to others? I can think of so many better things to do.

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#11. I could be stronger than all the gods in the pantheon, Maia, but without you it means nothing. Nothing. - from Rosanna Leo's For the Love of a God.

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#12. Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I've ever seen one.

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#13. It was his vocation to pleasure as many women as possible, in pursuit of his own pleasure. It was as close to a job as he got.

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#14. With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip.
Clearly, prayer time was over.

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#15. God Lord, give me strength. Please keep the local firefighters away from me. Keep me out of the path of hardened abs and tall men in uniform, for they are bastards, one and all. Amen

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#16. There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants.

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#17. To live an eternity in hell without one's love. He supposed that could be perceived as somewhat vexing.

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