Bumper Car Quotes

#1. What bothered me most, though, was that I couldn't fix anything. I couldn't control anything. It was like driving a bumper car without a steering wheel. I kept getting slammed, and I just had to sit there and hold on tight.

Katherine Applegate

#2. Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car off.

S.A. Hunt

#3. Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Craig Benzine

#4. Anyone who has ever been privileged to direct a film also knows that, although it can be like trying to write 'War and Peace' in a bumper car in an amusement park, when you finally get it right, there are not many joys in life that can equal the feeling.

Stanley Kubrick

#5. When I turned 16, my dad made me sign a contract - he made us sign contracts for everything - that if I hit my car, I would be responsible for paying for it. I was in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and I tapped someone. It was so not a big deal, but I had to pay for it.

Kim Kardashian

#6. Every time I see the bumper sticker that says "We think we're humans having spiritual experiences, but we're really spirits having human experiences," I (a) think it's true and (b) want to ram the car.

Anne Lamott

#7. There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a Romney bumper sticker.

Gregor Collins

#8. You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

#9. had made them stop. "Did they throw stones at the man who spit in his drink?" Judith wanted to know.

Julie Garwood

#10. the truck. Yael was waiting at the front bumper, and as he came up to her, a sheriff's patrol car turned off the road and onto the track and accelerated toward them. Virgil said to Yael, "He's been shot, but he'll live. For the time being, anyway. He says he doesn't know anything

John Sandford

#11. Dina listens to conservative talk radio, belongs to a fundamentalist Christian church, and has a "Guns don't kill people - abortion clinics do" bumper sticker on her car.

Christina Baker Kline

#12. Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books.

Ella Minster

#13. Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.

George Carlin

#14. I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

George Meyer

#15. Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.

Gayle Forman

#16. Five police cars were parked in the yard, two drawn up nose-to-nose behind the car's back bumper, as if the cops expected the big gray sedan to start up by itself, like that old Plymouth in the horror movie, and make a run for it.

Stephen King

#17. It doesn't matter what we are. It matters what we do.

Michelle Hodkin

#18. Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#19. People always tell me, 'Don't work so much', but I can't help it. I feel like all the things I've done are important to get to this adult stage and now I'm getting all these adult offers, so it's working.

Kirsten Dunst

#20. I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.

Georgia Saratsioti

#21. I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Willard Scott

#22. I think that when a poem can move readers across generations and across its specific class or race then it becomes truly classic.

Rita Dove

#23. I'm addicted to you.

Richelle Mead

#24. When I was in high school, a popular bumper sticker boasted, "Jesus is my Copilot." I suppose that meant Jesus was there to help them when they got into a jam. How backwards. If Jesus is your copilot, somebody is in the wrong seat. It's His car, and we stole it.

J.D. Greear

#25. We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a shot from the bumper of a car and it's going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment.

Joel Coen

#26. I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.

J.P. Barnaby

#27. The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, 'Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?', should be letter-boxed around the country.

Kerry-Anne Walsh

#28. My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Damien Fahey