Top 16 Car Bumper Sticker Quotes
#1. The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, 'Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?', should be letter-boxed around the country.
Kerry-Anne Walsh
#2. My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
Damien Fahey
#3. When I was in high school, a popular bumper sticker boasted, "Jesus is my Copilot." I suppose that meant Jesus was there to help them when they got into a jam. How backwards. If Jesus is your copilot, somebody is in the wrong seat. It's His car, and we stole it.
J.D. Greear
#4. The dragon took his other arm. But he is still a dragonslayer, no matter what.
Ruth Ford Elward
#5. FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER. FEAR IS THE LITTLE-DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION.
Frank Herbert
#6. Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#7. God help us both if this is summer.
The sun shines all day and all night
but it has no warmth, no light, no colour.
Simon Armitage
#8. Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.
Gayle Forman
#9. I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.
George Meyer
#11. Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
Pauly Shore
#12. Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.
George Carlin
#13. Dina listens to conservative talk radio, belongs to a fundamentalist Christian church, and has a "Guns don't kill people - abortion clinics do" bumper sticker on her car.
Christina Baker Kline
#14. You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
Jeff Foxworthy
#15. There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a Romney bumper sticker.
Gregor Collins
#16. Every time I see the bumper sticker that says "We think we're humans having spiritual experiences, but we're really spirits having human experiences," I (a) think it's true and (b) want to ram the car.
Anne Lamott
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