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Top 100 Bum Quotes

#1. Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#2. The road to the Super Bowl runs
through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#3. I have a constant hungry bum. It's like my own venus fly trap - Author: Monica Merrill Mylet
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#4. I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#5. Street people use cardboard all the time, and bum alleys are just shanties or lean-tos, though. They're nothing like my house! Mine is deluxe! It's a big, thick, super sturdy refrigerator box that I found at an appliance store! - Author: Wendelin Van Draanen
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#6. A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum. - Author: Lloyd Jones
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#7. Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful. - Author: John Leguizamo
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#8. But, oh, to bum in our secret heart while we blaze before the eyes of others I This is the work .of the Spirit of God. Work it in us, O adorable Comforter! - Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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#9. Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#10. Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum! - Author: Dave Franklin
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#11. I get really tired of getting painted up all the time. Basically, I'm a bum. - Author: Morgan Fairchild
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#12. I'm not the kind of player to see out my time and sit with my bum on the bench too much. I want to be involved. That's my character. - Author: Frank Lampard
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#13. Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#14. Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me. - Author: Dennis Rodman
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#15. Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#16. New York is the place where everyone will stop a championship fight to look at an usher giving a drunk the bum's rush. - Author: Damon Runyon
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#17. As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people. - Author: Joseph Wambaugh
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#18. I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby? - Author: Dustin Hoffman
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#19. So be we king
or be we bum
the reed still whistles
the heart still hums - Author: Patti Smith
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#20. You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe ... - Author: Hope Barrett
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#21. Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby's bum. - Author: Jeff Bjune
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#22. Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking Sterno; it's the working poor. They don't look any different, they don't behave any differently, they're not really any less educated. They are incredibly less privileged, and that's it. - Author: Mario Batali
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#23. I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier. - Author: Evan Williams
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#24. If things go wrong, you don't have to accept you made a bum decision. - Author: Dorothy Koomson
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#25. I am a worthy cause," said Jack. "No. You are a bum," said the man. - Author: Janet Schulman
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#26. The bum was justified in his actions because he was homeless and poor. He was allowed to beg for money because the circumstances made it acceptable. Society had shunned him and he was owed that much. - Author: Karina Halle
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#27. Do not kill him. That shit would totally bum Jane out. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#28. You're a bum-rag covered in clart! - Author: Scott Westerfeld
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#29. America is a country that prides itself on being able to identify a 'straight shooter' or 'the genuine article' when it comes to our leaders. As a nation, we can 'feel it in our gut' when someone is giving us a bum steer. - Author: Adam McKay
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#30. There's hardly anything I've ever done that's made me cringe; I've got pretty good pitch, for a start, so I'm not known for hitting bum notes. - Author: Robert Palmer
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#31. Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. - Author: George M. Cohan
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#32. The madman bum and angel beat in time with the absolute heart of the poem butchered out of their own bodies good to eat a thousand years - Author: Allen Ginsberg
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#33. I'm comfortable with my body but I don't like my bum - I think it's too big. - Author: Jennifer Ellison
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#34. I'm either going to be a writer or a bum. - Author: Carl Sandburg
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#35. As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter. - Author: Cat Deeley
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#36. My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important. - Author: Tom Hanks
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#37. Everyone has areas they're not comfortable with, and mine are my bum, thighs, and legs. - Author: Jessica Biel
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#38. You know... the word "homeless", gives you this very negative image. A filthy raggedy hobo... it's no good. It's too demeaning of a word if you ask me. It's just not politically correct enough... If it were up to me, I'd rather we be called "residentially challenged - Author: Nobuyuki Fukumoto
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#39. I enjoy art, architecture, museums, churches and temples; anything that gives me insight into the history and soul of the place I'm in. I can also be a beach bum - I like to laze in the shade of a palm tree with a good book or float in a warm sea at sundown. - Author: Cherie Lunghi
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#40. The silhouette is the most important thing in clothes. Every French girl knows that. High-waisted trousers give you long legs and a pretty bum which, after all, is what we all want. - Author: Lou Doillon
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#41. You are either on Wall Street or you're a bum and there's nothing in between. - Author: Katya G. Cohen
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#42. I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football) - Author: Bum Phillips
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#43. The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#44. I thought I was going to be a bum the rest of my life. - Author: Jean-Michel Basquiat
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#45. He wondered if he'd be better off staying at the bum shelter with his false bum and forgetting about his real bum. But he couldn't. His bum was trying to take over the world. - Author: Griffiths, Andy
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#46. The more hunger, the greater the desires, like those of men in prison, wild and haunting. So we had here a perfect world in which to grow the flower of eroticism. Of course, if you get too hungry, too continuously, you become a bum, a tramp. - Author: Anais Nin
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#47. It would decidedly not be okay to touch the bum. - Author: Wendy Higgins
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#48. Every time you cut programs, you take away a person who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer. A farmer on subsidies is part welfare bum, whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun. - Author: Grover Norquist
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#49. Talking about Meghann's painful choice and the lonely years that had followed it wouldn't help. Her past wasn't a collection of memories to be worked through; it was like an oversize Samsonite with a bum wheel. - Author: Kristin Hannah
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#50. When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money. - Author: Norman Spinrad
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#51. And I sort of felt her...you know."

Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart.

"You touched her heart?" Mike queried.

"No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart."

He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. "Soft. - Author: Angela Verdenius
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#52. I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry. A smile. A bum. But rarely the whole of someone. - Author: Benedict Smith
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#53. If you are the kind of guy who draws in 100 million people to see his film, you've got every right to be paid accordingly, but I qualify as a character actor. I don't put a bum on a seat. - Author: Peter Mullan
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#54. The music I always liked as a kid was stuff I could bum out to and realize, 'Hey, someone else feels that way, too.' So if someone can do that with my music, it's mission accomplished. - Author: Trent Reznor
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#55. When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#56. I think Bhutanese food - long dissed by every food writer out there - has gotten a bum rap. - Author: Hanya Yanagihara
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#57. That's the problem, two of us with issues, insecurities and baggage.' He put on a high-pitched whiny voice. 'Does my hair look OK, did I wear the right shoes, does my breath smell, does my bum look big?'
'Not all girls have those issues.'
'I wasn't talking about her, I was talking about me - Author: Holly Martin
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#58. He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#59. But after awhile you stand up, wipe the frost out of your ear, go someplace to get warm, bum a nickel for coffee, and then start walkin' toward somewheres else that ain't near no bridge. - Author: William Kennedy
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#60. I don't want to look like a bum. - Author: Bobby Fischer
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#61. A bum slumped in a corner seat called out, Give the girl a dance already, ya bum! - Author: Rachel Cohn
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#62. I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows. - Author: Ashley Tisdale
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#63. 'Bum's Rush' is a piece about timing, and everything that's in the piece needs to be with the piece. If people are missing, or marking, or unable to use their voices, the impulses that prompt the action are lost, and its logic crumbles. - Author: Twyla Tharp
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#64. A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#65. I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#66. I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#67. I didn't ask to be a hero, but I guess I have become one in the Christian community. So I accept it. But if I'm wrong about this, I guess I'll become a bum. - Author: Hal Lindsey
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#68. Provide for her Future - if you can! - That's my motto! - But a man's just a plain bum who don't provide for his own Past! - Author: Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
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#69. The dandelion was long popularly known as the 'pissabed' because of its supposed diuretic properties, and other names in everyday use included 'mare's fart', 'naked ladies', 'twitch-ballock', 'hounds-piss', 'open arse', and 'bum-towel'. - Author: Bill Bryson
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#70. If you're going to come wanting to work really hard, you're never going to bum me out. - Author: Dito Montiel
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#71. If you don't burn out at the end of each day, you're a bum. - Author: George Lois
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#72. So long, crumb-bum. - Author: J.D. Salinger
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#73. I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum. - Author: Louis C.K.
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#74. In this neighborhood, with only forty-five cents, you're a bum. But Sobotnik, even with two dollars, he's still a bum. - Author: Nelson Algren
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#75. That fat freak a guarantee one hunner percen nucular bum. Shit. Drop him on somebody, everbody gettin caught in the fallout, gettin their ass blowed up. - Author: John Kennedy Toole
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#76. People always want you to look pretty. I would like to live in the Midwest in a small town and never put makeup on. But they won't let you do that. Once I went through a period when I did do that, wore no makeup, wore my hair any which way, and people looked at me like I was a bum. - Author: Catherine Hicks
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#77. You're an unemployed bum. Should you live in that Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Or how about that other Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Finnish cities are all so very different! - Author: Phil Schwarzmann
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#78. I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers ... What for? Houston isn't on our schedule. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#79. I'm stuck in Bum Fuck, Missouri. She probably figured I was the safe bet. - Author: Nicole Jacquelyn
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#80. Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#81. You never know whose eyes God is watchin you through. It might not be your teacher, your preacher, or your Sunday school teacher. More likely it's gon' be that bum on the street. - Author: Ron Hall
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#82. I've developed contours for his elbows and knees and bum, and nobody else quite fits into me in quite the same way - Author: Nick Hornby
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#83. Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum.
She honked my codpiece.
You honked my codpiece."
Aye, give it up, fool." [ ... ] - Author: Christopher Moore
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#84. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her bum-oley with such force that she lifted off my knee - like a hovercraft. Even she looked surprised by what had come out of her. - Author: Louise Rennison
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#85. How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#86. Rubens! All bosom and bum, big cumulus clouds of pink flesh, eh? You can feel the heart beating like a kettledrum in a ton of that stuff. Every woman a bed; throw yourself on them, sink from sight. - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#87. We are always going to be influenced by America ... I watched the word 'bum' go out and 'butt' come in. And part of me says, oh that's a shame, but Aussie boys are still Aussie boys. - Author: Bryan Brown
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#88. And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag. - Author: Scott Westerfeld
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#89. What I would really like to do is live in a university town and be an intellectual bum. I just want to write, read, whatever. I'm very eclectic. I read every night until my eyes burn. - Author: Wayne Rogers
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#90. Courting is always difficult when the one being courted has an elderly female relative in the house; they tend to mutter or cackle or bum cigarettes or, in the worst cases, get out the family photograph album, an act of aggression in the sex war which ought to be banned by a Geneva Convention. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#91. In all seriousness, people think that it's the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has ideas, all the time. I tend to write mine down and remember them, but at some point you have to apply the bum to the seat and knock out about sixty five thousand words - that's how long a novel is. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#92. I may be a bum but God has to rest on something - Author: Chobo
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#93. I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella. - Author: Travis Fimmel
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#94. I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#95. Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do. - Author: Bum Phillips
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#96. Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. - Author: Joe E. Lewis
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#97. All I ever thought was, 'I'm going to do this as long as I can, and if I can't get paid at it, I'll be a bum doing it.' And so, here I am. - Author: Bruce Cockburn
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#98. It can bum you out when your intentions aren't, like, translated properly. - Author: Kesha
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#99. Baboons are very wise animals," Bast said.
"Agh!" Khufu picked his nose, then turned his Technicolor bum our direction. He threw his friends the ball. They began to fight over it, showing one another their fangs and slapping their heads.
"Wise?" I asked. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#100. ....and Colin threw his head back to let out a laugh so loud and brazen in its bum-lickery that it resonated through the office window. - Author: Michael Logan
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