Dave Franklin Quotes

#1. Sometimes she despaired at other women - their feebleness, their triviality, the nonsense they absorbed. So many were like little doe-eyed deer waiting to be chased, clueless with a different mindset and a bit of effort they could be the predators.

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#2. Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum!

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#3. Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?

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#4. Perhaps you don't have to do anything wrong for someone to reject you.

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#5. No one wants to fuck a critic.

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#6. Impossible to say why childhood joy ends with such finality in so many things.

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#7. Going out? It seems so twentieth century. Do people really still do such a thing?

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#8. God, he loved being a bloke. He loved it so much. He wouldn't be a woman for all the money in the world.

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#9. Ideally, alcohol should be consumed in private. I dislike going to the pub, becoming jolly and ending up talking to people I would rather see injected with bleach.

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#10. I'd rather just slip on my halo of flies and stay here, if you don't mind.

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#11. Are you ready to try to tame the Wrath?

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#12. When it comes to men, women will insist that a lunge in their direction is not always welcome, and yet they cannot forgive a man who does not even attempt a sexual pursuit. Strange creatures, aren't they?

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#13. Australia! Australians! Surely it's still full of Magwitch-types, lumbering oafs with shaven pates and broken noses on the run from whatever law there is, chucking kangaroo heads on the barbie as they read their awful bush poetry.

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#14. Perthites were like the Swan River's jellyfish - small pink blobs adrift in a warm environment.

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#15. When you think about it, being trained by a Gladiator is almost as good as being trained by the SAS.

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