Best Zombie Apocalypse Quotes

#1. Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.

Shannon Jaeger

#2. You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.

Stacy Buck

#3. Don't they teach y'all anythin' in school these days?"

She frowned. Apparently they needed to improve the current How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse 101 courses.

Amy Cook

#4. Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Jesse Petersen

#5. All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'

Taissa Farmiga

#6. Father's always saying that South Africa must be one of the best countries in the world for surviving a zombie apocalypse,' Megan says seriously. 'It's full of security estates and high fences.

Lily Herne

#7. I used to stay up all night playing 'Resident Evil 2,' and it wouldn't stop until the sun came up. Then I'd walk outside at dawn's first light, looking at the empty streets of London, and it was like life imitating art. It felt like I'd stepped into an actual zombie apocalypse.

Edgar Wright

#8. I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."

Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse.

Brynn Kelly

#9. Zombies don't bother me, sir," Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir.

John Ringo

#10. Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.

Jesse Petersen

#11. Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.

Andrew Cormier

#12. Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?

Alison Kemper

#13. The book of war, the one we've been writing since one ape slapped another, was completely useless in this situation. We had to write a new one from scratch.

Max Brooks

#14. Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.

Forrest Carr

#15. A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.

Danai Gurira

#16. It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.

Michele W. Miller

#17. I don't really believe there is a zombie apocalypse coming. But I'm terrified that I might be wrong.

Brian Malbon

#18. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.

Jesse Petersen

#19. It ain't how hard you are when you're standing over top of someone that really matters. It's how hard you are when someone's standing over top of you that shows what you're made of.

Cedric Nye

#20. We need to put your sister in a glass case like Snow White," Colonel Hamilton said, his arms crossed. He was monitoring the radio chatter from the deck of a gunboat. "With a sign on it that says 'Break in the event of a zombie apocalypse.'

John Ringo

#21. Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.

Jesse Petersen

#22. Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.

Jesse Petersen

#23. No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think.

Patricia Hamill

#24. Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

Jesse Petersen

#25. Fake it til you make it. Just make it.

Jesse Petersen

#26. Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

Jesse Petersen

#27. Because we fear a zombie apocalypse? And we hope they're color-blind?

Chloe Neill

#28. Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.

J. Lynn

#29. I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.

Andrew Cormier

#30. The guns and the eyes of the guard were facing inwards, not outwards, an observation that made little sense and was disregarded at the time.

Patricia Hamill

#31. Suddenly living in the Zombie apocalypse didn't feel like the seventh circle of hell It felt possible and full of potential

Rachel Higginson

#32. I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

Jenna Fischer