Best Douchebag Quotes

#1. She believed being so free with her sexuality was empowering, but I wouldn't say taking home a douchebag who would laugh about the encounter with his friend later is a step forward in the feminist movement.-Lily

Teresa Lo

#2. One of the new girls followed me in and said she thinks Toph is an insensitive douchebag motherhumping assclown, and that I shouldn't let him get to me. Which was sweet, but didn't really help.

Stephanie Perkins

#3. That's the way of every human catastrophe. The douchebag is nearly indestructible.

Rick Yancey

#4. So tell me i'm wrong, cursed me when i'm started being a douchebag and all. Then i'll let you know how much i love you, lads.

Ariel Seraphino

#5. Actually, Pretty in Pink's Steff might be the most deliciously contemptible rich douchebag in all of cinema history.

Jen Chaney

#6. She looks like a cheery girl, the kind who pledges Kai Beta Bullshit and throws mixers on the weekend with the frat boys at Alpha Kappa Douchebag.

J.M. Darhower

#7. Nice to meet His Creepiness," Zahara said with a sneer. "In case your douchebag of a boss has never told you, sneaking up on a girl with a blade is never a nice way of saying hello." ~Zahara

Annabell Cadiz

#8. I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.

Jemaine Clement

#9. Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot.

J.A. Saare

#10. Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.

Joshua Malina

#11. We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Anna Kendrick

#12. I didn't want to prejudge but based on the company he kept, the glistening of his suit, and the poser-like swagger, I somehow suspected that Shiny Suit was what the students today technically refer to as a douchebag.

Harlan Coben

#13. he still looked like a preppy douchebag who wore sweaters tied around his neck like some Ivy League pedophile to me.

Tijan

#14. How much to make her go to her room and stop talking to me?" Cal asked.
While I gaped at his rudeness, Gigi coughed a rather obvious "douchebag!" into her fist. I caught her eye and shook my head emphatically. Douche-coughing someone with superhearing was not a responsible choice.

Molly Harper

#15. The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.

Moby

#16. Political correctness is modern day censorship. This still doesn't justify you in being a douchebag.

Kevin Focke

#17. I may or may not
have once tossed a guy out of her store for flirting
with her.Total douchebag. Wore a
scarf indoors. -Nick

Julie James

#18. For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!

Emma Chase

#19. I tilted my head back against his shoulder, wondering how he'd gone from douchebag extraordinaire to this.. this guy who still infuriated me but also constantly surprised and amazed me.
To this guy Id fallen madly in love with.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#20. Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

George Carlin

#21. She was my assignment."
"From The Eye?"
"No, from the Boy Scouts. That Witch Dating badge just kept eluding me."
"Well, you must have at least three Total Douchebag badges by now, so that has to count for something.

Rachel Hawkins

#22. She talks like you. It's not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who's only holding Cinderella back."
"That's my girl.

Emma Chase

#23. If you dress or look in ways that scream "jerk", "douchebag" or "terrorist", don't expect to enjoy meaningful social interactions on a regular basis, buddy! Now,

Robert Moore

#24. We make a product and sell it. How hard can it be? Every douchebag either one of us has ever worked for has managed to do this!

Leonard Richardson

#25. Oooh ... Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"
Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?"
"No."
"Dumbass?"
"No."
"Douchebag?"
"What's a douchebag?"
"Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.

Emma Chase

#26. Guess that's a thing you still do. You know, look like a douchebag.

Karina Halle

#27. You shouldn't pay attention to things that don't grab your attention. If you do, you're being a pretentious douchebag.

Paul Jarvis

#28. Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.

Sharon Sant

#29. It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.

Pete Wentz

#30. If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.

Dana Gould

#31. I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

Brandi Glanville

#32. If I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don't act like a douchebag.

Michael Ian Black