Beautiful Humorous Quotes

#1. But where is my son? Where is the beautiful Miss Merriot?

Georgette Heyer

#2. If anything in nature was as beautiful as it was deadly, it was she.

Randy C. Dockens

#3. A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#4. The beauty of the ultrasound scan is something that only parents can appreciate, but Emma had seen these things before and knew what was required of her. 'Beautiful,' she sighed, though in truth it could have been a Polaroid of the inside of his pocket.

David Nicholls

#5. The cup flew out of my hands and my God was it beautiful. I wish the Planet Earth video crew were there to film it at 100 frames per second so that we could watch it again at super slow motion in all of it's glory.

David Bowick

#6. How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!

Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh

#7. You know what we have to do?"
The Italian nodded. "I know."
"You don't look too happy about it."
"Defacing a beautiful building is a crime."
"But killing people is not?" Dee asked.
"Well, people can always be replaced.

Michael Scott

#8. Seriously, why aren't you on drugs?" Cath walked past her out of the room.
"Are you a licensed psychiatrist? Or do you just play one on TV?"
"I'm on drugs," Reagan said. "They're a beautiful thing.

Rainbow Rowell

#9. What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?

W.C. Fields

#10. Wait. Did you just call me brave and beautiful? -Loki

Amanda Hocking

#11. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

#12. Yes, I know this narrative is crowded with beautiful women - Mrs. Pearson, Mrs. Maycott, Mrs. Lavien, Mrs. Bingham. We might form a cricket team of beautiful women. I cannot help it if they are the ones who excite my notice and so trouble myself to describe.

David Liss

#13. I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing.

M.A. George

#14. Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.

Delilah S. Dawson

#15. What better time to be kind to a beautiful stranger than when she's weak, and rocking a schnoz like the Godfather?

Leslea Tash