Quotes About Humorous Person

#1. If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.

Alan Thicke

#2. He left not knowing where he was going, he got there not knowing where he was, and he came back not knowing where he had been. But history books will point out Columbus as the person who made the Americas available for exploitation. I guess I can make the same kind of ridiculous claim.

Herschell Gordon Lewis

#3. The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.

Sue Civil-Brown

#4. When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off.

Crystal Woods

#5. When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.

Spuds Crawford

#6. You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what's happening on another planet, but not what's going on inside the person next to you.

Graham Spaid

#7. If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.

Jo Brand

#8. Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

George Carlin

#9. This is no tall story. Nor is it a short story. Indeed, a story cannot be measured, for their realities stretch far beyond a page or one person's life.

Leah Broadby

#10. Almost any house, caught unexpectedly or at an odd angle, can turn a deeply humorous look on a watching person; even a mischievous little chimney, or a dormer like a dimple, can catch up a beholder with a sense of fellowship; but a house arrogant and hating, never off guard, can only be evil.

Shirley Jackson

#11. The extreme paradox arose that one of the most passionate, expressive, humorous and unconventional women who ever lived was paraded before the public as a stiff, pompous little person, the 'figurehead' to an all-male imperial enterprise. This

A. N. Wilson

#12. This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

Erin Mitchell

#13. When we refer to someone as having a humorous personality, what we mean is that this person sees the ambiguity, confusion, and strife inherent in life and turns them into pleasure.

Scott Weems

#14. " ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

Charles Dickens

#15. The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).

Rich Hall

#16. The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't want to learn a second language.

Mark Winik

#17. She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

Derek Landy

#18. Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

Demetri Martin

#19. What is your Self? Self is nothing but joy. A joyous person is definitely a person who has got his Self expressing through his joy. Such a person is so joy-giving, so humorous, and never degrading anyone.

Nirmala Srivastava

#20. If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

George Carlin

#21. Walt also had a humorous sign posted outside the mansion, recruiting ghosts who wanted to enjoy 'active retirement' in the "country club atmosphere' of this 'fashionable address'. Interested ghosts were to write to the 'Ghost Relations Dept. Disneyland,' and were told,'Do not apply in person.

Leslie Le Mon

#22. A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

Rich Hall

#23. For every person who rides with a moral high-horse, they also have a dead horse that they haven't fed lying somewhere out of sight.

Zack W. Van

#24. The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

Rich Hall

#25. I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person, a dwell-on-it person, an obsess-about-it person. If I hold things in and try to forget or pretend, I become a madman and have panic attacks. I have to talk.

E. Lockhart

#26. Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Rich Hall

#27. I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour."
Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally so shy about other people noticing them.

Derek Landy

#28. I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon!

Carol Storm

#29. Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their busted up shoes and haven't had any money for medication for two weeks.

Lori Lesko

#30. Hold on, hold on, hold on," said the Hooded Person of Unknown Gender. "Are you really here to slay a dragon?"

"Yes! Why else would I be so far from home?"

"Sightseeing?" suggested the Female.

Ness Kingsley

#31. A person never rise by pulling others down.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#32. An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true.

Bob Gilluly

#33. Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke: ...

Thomas Love Peacock

#34. If a person wants to be atheistic it's his God-given right to be an atheist.

Mike Patton

#35. He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally.

Hunter S. Thompson

#36. I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.

Jeri Smith-Ready

#37. It's a terrible person who listens to what we say rather than what we mean

F.D. Lee

#38. Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?

Christy Pastore