Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Quotes

#1. Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

Jaime Murray

#2. Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

Elle Lothlorien

#3. Advice to Young Poets
Never pretend
to be a unicorn
by sticking a plunger on your head.

Martin Espada

#4. What a magical place," she whispered in an awed voice. "I expect a unicorn or fairies to appear."
"What would the fairies be doing?" Shermont asked. "Waltzing with the butterflies," she answered before thinking.

Laurie Brown

#5. A unicorn is a big horse that comes to a point, really

Terry Pratchett

#6. Yep. His epic good looks without succumbing to the adorable label had made him a man-unicorn in my mind. Or a merman. Or a Loch Ness Monstman. He was a mystical creature.

Penny Reid

#7. He is my unicorn, though ... That's how I felt falling in love with him, as if I'd found a creature of myth.

Rivka Galchen

#8. The Prancer stepped back and studied her for a moment. Then, with a gleam in his eye, he said, 'All unicorns know the Land. Few humans do. But no unicorn knows how to brew ale.'

'I'm glad humans have some use.'

'Only those who can brew ale.

Chrys Cymri

#9. There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.

Peter S. Beagle

#10. You're like a motherfucking unicorn. Do you know any other male slash writers who bang chicks??

Em Anthony

#11. All four of them looked at Diane as if she had said Kendel had just returned from her trip and had brought them a unicorn skeleton.

Beverly Connor

#12. So this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s'mores with a gnome and a mountain man."
"Yep"
"What's your plan for tomorrow? Brunch with a unicorn?

Ilona Andrews

#13. It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Eoin Colfer

#14. Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn.
'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a dragon.'
'Frankly, that doesn't strike me as such a hot idea either,' muttered the unicorn.

Simon R. Green

#15. I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.

Daniel Davis

#16. She quickly interpreted him into her mythology but if, at first, he was a herbivorous lion, later he became a unicorn devouring raw meat.

Angela Carter