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#1. If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. - Author: Jeremy Clarkson
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#2. Sienna Rivers, ex-nerd, undisputed reigning chess champion of the class of 09 and the proverbial all round wise-ass degenerate pain in your backside. - Author: Ali Harper
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#3. if you wanted special things to happen in your life, then you had to damn well get up of your own backside and make them happen yourself. - Author: Neil Hunter
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#4. Her eyes narrowed with feigned disgust. "I cannot walk backwards anymore! I'm too afraid you'll run me into something."
He released one of her hands and reached around her, to cup her firm behind. "Trust me. I'd never risk hurting your backside. - Author: Sandra Jones
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#5. You can't change people. You know that. You can't make them stop hating each other, or longing to blow up the world, not by walking through the rain and singing to a small guitar. Most you can do for them is pull them out of the womb, thump them on the backside and let them get on with it. - Author: John Mortimer
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#6. EPIGRAPH And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals. And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof? - Author: James Rollins
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#7. From the instant of our first meeting I judged him so, though it could be said that I was prejudiced. When one is standing naked on a slave-auction block in a wind cold enough to freeze a demon's backside, one is unlikely to have a fair impression of anyone. - Author: Carol Berg
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#8. You're not built for riding, either," Horace added. "I'd say more saddle sore than homesick."
Svenal sighed ruefully, shifting his buttocks for the twentieth time to find a more comfortable spot.
"It's true," he said. "I've been discovering parts of my backside I never knew existed. - Author: John Flanagan
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#9. Mmphm," he said. "Hell of a choice, there. A stick up the cock, or a finger up the backside, eh? - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#10. You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen." "You're looking at my backside," she hissed. "That's hardly flattering, I'll have you-" His - Author: Alix West
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#11. Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse
all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic. - Author: Bette Davis
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#12. I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby. - Author: Jim Glennon
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#13. If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it. - Author: Ginger McCain
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#14. The sort where moon don't rhyme with June, and you're not up to your backside in bloody buttercups. Songs that aren't about your mum and dad. A bit rough, a beat that busts up the old way, the old stodge, the empire and knowing your place and excuse me and the dressing up and doing what you're told. - Author: Francis Beckett
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#15. If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine - Author: David Lloyd
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#16. Prizes do not mean anything to me. I think it is more important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird creature like a water spider that breathes through its backside. - Author: Hayao Miyazaki
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#17. Even as a kid, I wore J.C. Penney plain-pocket jeans because they were plain pockets. I didn't want anybody's name on my backside. I personally don't like to wear clothing that is named for somebody or has someone's likeness all over it. - Author: Matthew McConaughey
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#18. A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. - Author: Hans Wegner
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#19. Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward - Author: Benny Bellamacina
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#20. I watched her backside as she went. I thought perhaps I wouldn't die if I could still find time to watch a well-crafted bottom - Author: Mark Lawrence
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#21. Striding up to him, Wilhelm drew his fist back and landed a clean blow to Rupert's jaw. Rupert reeled, and after two wobbly backward steps, hit the floor on his backside. He raised a hand to his face. "Feel better?" "No. Get up so I can hit you again. - Author: Melanie Dickerson
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#22. And what am I to do?"
"Well, that depends. Do you like the girl?"
"Like her? I don't know. How do you know if ... ?"
"It's very simple. Do you look at her furtively and feel like biting her?"
"Biting her?"
"On her backside, for example. - Author: Carlos Ruiz Zafon
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#23. Ask the way to the Ladies Room and you're "processed." Freedom of choice, my backside. - Author: Glendon Swarthout
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#24. You know very well." Daisy ignored the way her breath hitched when he got too near. "You get riled up and off you go, throwing that Highland accent about as if to intimidate." She dropped her voice in an imitation of his. "Ye will do as I say or I will take ye overr me knee an' stroop yer backside! - Author: Kristen Callihan
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#25. When we met, you couldn't stop staring at my breasts."
His face went pale, as if he seriously thought he was so subtle no one would notice. "Make sure you get an equally satisfactory look a my backside as you leave. - Author: Kiera Cass
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#26. I'm rewarded, uh, I mean punished, with a slap to my backside. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#27. Okay, so maybe she had entertained the idea once
or nine hundred times
of cupping his backside and giving a nice, hard little squeeze, but she would never act on it. Probably. She was pretty sure. But definitely, if she did, she would know it. Savor it. Make it count. - Author: Erin McCarthy
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#28. What I fear and desire most in this world is passion. I fear it because it promises to be spontaneous, out of my control, unnamed, beyond my reasonable self. I desire it because passion has color, like the landscape before me. It is not pale. It is not neutral. It reveals the backside of the heart. - Author: Terry Tempest Williams
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#29. Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm - Author: Alan Brazil
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#30. He sat on a kitchen chair and lifted her onto his lap so her legs straddled his, and then he slipped his hands under her skirt and cupped her backside to drag her closer. Oh f**k. Good news and bad news.
The good news was no underwear.
The bad news was no underwear. - Author: Barbara Elsborg
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#31. A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and I am here to tell you that when a woman has both of those things she is not to be trusted. - Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
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#32. The first view I got of Suci was her prodigious backside. - Author: Elizabeth Kolbert
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#33. Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside. - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#34. Trent Takoda stared at the backside of the sexiest woman he'd ever met. A woman he'd spent months trying to find. To discover she was working for his brother was almost too much irony. He didn't know if he should laugh, cry, or get a drink. Maybe he'd do all three later. - Author: Savannah Stuart
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#35. The ass of a man is the piston that drives the world, and you have a good one. In my prime, I would have corked it with my thumb and then eaten you alive. Preferably by the pool of Le Meridien in Monte Carlo, with an admiring audience to applaud my frontside and backside efforts. - Author: Stephen King
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#36. If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak grays of doubt and fear. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#37. I know this love, that sovereign of hearts, that soul of our souls; yet it never cost me more than a kiss and twenty kicks on the backside. How could this beautiful cause produce in you an effect so abominable. - Author: Voltaire
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#38. The devil will put obstacles in your way to make you doubt the Word of God - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#39. My artistic process involves pens, gesso, acrylic paint, and markers, all on vellum. I use a window painter's technique and paint on the backside of my image before I mess with the front. - Author: Chelsea Martin
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#40. Sometimes it's good to shake up the status quo. You just have to make sure that when you turn society on its ear, you don't end up on your coutoure-covered backside."--vivian - Author: Donna Kauffman
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#41. Do you intend to come over here and mount your horse, or are you wanting to stare at my backside for the rest of the day? (Ewan) - Author: Kinley MacGregor
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#42. Although I've been thoroughly conditioned by pain to see it otherwise, an ending is nothing more than the backside of a beginning. - Author: Craig D. Lounsbrough
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#43. When Warren Buffett says the sun shines out of somebody's backside, it's worth paying attention. - Author: Guy Spier
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#44. So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#45. When you bury your head in the sand you leave your backside exposed to those who seek to take advantage. - Author: Gary Hopkins
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#46. when you is precious to God, you is important to Satan. Watch your backside, somethin' is gettin' ready to happen - Author: Denver Moore
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#47. There are, of course, many songs dedicated to the glory of a backside, and if my thirties have taught me anything so far, it's that I'm ready to try to be myself with no apologies. - Author: Taylor Jenkins Reid
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#48. I had to admit it was a nice backside. She caught me looking at her and hurriedly turned away. "Defending my honor," Phillip asked. - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#49. I might have been a little mesmerized for a moment as I took in the sight of her shapely backside. It was incredible. I just wanted to spank it and bite it and worship it and completely fucking defile it. - Author: Penny Reid
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#50. When God breaks in, the only thing you can do is believe it or not. YOu cannot ask for a receipt of the transaction or a sign for the dubious. God does not offer to cover your backside. - Author: Anna Carter Florence
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#51. This was classic Lockwood. Friendly, considerate, empathetic. My personal impulse would have been to slap the girl soundly around the face and boot her moaning backside out into the night. Which is why he's the leader, and I'm not. Also why I have no female friends. - Author: Jonathan Stroud
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#52. If you can still wipe your own backside then life's not that bad! - Author: E.J. Plows
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#53. It struck me that my backside was my best asset and that keeping it hidden would be like Oedipus pulling out his eyes so that he couldn't see the errors of the past. - Author: Chloe Thurlow
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#54. Celebrity's a pain in the backside - you're always on display. - Author: Rupert Graves
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#55. There are times," Leofric grumbled, "when you are an earsling." An earsling was something that had dropped out of a creature's backside and was one of Leofric's favourite insults. We were friends. - Author: Bernard Cornwell
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#56. I'll see if I can find someone in the Toland Police Department who doesn't use his brains to wipe his backside. - Author: Anne Bishop
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#57. I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria's Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren't pink though - they're gray. This always confuses me when I put them on, because shouldn't they say GRAY - on the backside? Maybe Victoria's secret is she's colorblind. - Author: Fanny Merkin
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#58. As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and - you may say - its backside. - Author: Pippa Middleton
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#59. If you squat on a path, you'll get boils on your backside. - Author: Nancy Farmer
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#60. I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor. - Author: Chris Patten
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#61. Mike Adams' assertion that I grabbed Chelsea's (backside) is both false and defamatory. I think we can all agree that Chelsea is not nearly as hot as Ms. Lewinski. The charges simply lack any indicia of credibility. I demand an apology. And I also demand a cigar. - Author: William J. Clinton
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#62. Harriet glanced after her as she went manoeuvering her broad and vigorous backside between the tables, and asked: 'What does Nikko do?'
'Why nothing. He's married to Bella. - Author: Olivia Manning
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#63. My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin Delano Roosevelt's backside because he meant so much to them. This was freedom. This was something totally different from the Russia they had left. - Author: Mike Wallace
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#64. My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. - Author: Alan Sugar
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#65. There is no place for arrogance or complacency in racing because you are up there one minute and on your backside the next. - Author: Tony McCoy
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#66. Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking until we are certainly alone. - Author: S.C. Barrus
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#67. Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum. - Author: Georg C. Lichtenberg
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#68. Ancient history has an air of antiquity. It should be more modern. It is written as if the specator should be thinking of the backside of the picture on the wall, or as if the author expected that the dead would be his readers, and wished to detail to them their own experience. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#69. My uncle's a big man, muscular. He's given to bulk in his shoulders.Yes, I suppose he could be a little frightening.
So is his wife, Sara interjected with a smile. "I couldn't tell them apart."
He pinched her backside for being insolent. "Dunnford has a mustache."
"So does she. - Author: Julie Garwood
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#70. There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation
purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have I always gone seeking it at the liar's door? - Author: Djuna Barnes
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#71. A levels are approaching and Haddock's backside is a national treasure - Author: Rae Earl
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#72. My own zigzag path through life led me back to Santa Cruz in the early Eighties, and I have revisited regularly since. The place hasn't changed: head in the clouds, backside on the hills and feet in the ocean - one of the most decent and beautiful places on earth. - Author: Clive Sinclair
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#73. I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack. - Author: Wilford Brimley
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#74. A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. - Author: Helmut Krone
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#75. His face was uniquely slapable - a nun would have ached to punch him - while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick. - Author: Jonathan Stroud
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#76. A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Author: Craig D. Lounsbrough
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#77. No, sir. I won't complain. Except when I move it sharp and sudden, my arm is real numb. It's the rest of me that's in misery."
"My backside and my privates. I'm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. - Author: Robert Newton Peck
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#78. That boy thinks the sun rises out of your backside. The good Lord knows why if all it produces is gas. - Author: Sue Brown
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#79. Well, if you're talking about perfection, I'll show you the image of my backside. - Author: Onew
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#80. The backside of Hollywood passion is disappointment and loneliness - and more often than not, resentment and cynicism about the nature of love itself.
Betsy and I were building more of a symphony than a pop song. - Author: Donald Miller
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#81. Writing is hard work, and fun, and requires you to keep your backside in a chair when you would sometimes like to put it elsewhere. So the only wisdom is the advice to keep at it, I guess. - Author: Lois Lowry
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#82. If we all had names to suit us, you'd be called Thorn in My Backside. Or Plague of the Gods."I prickled at his scathing tone. "And you'd be Miserable Blockhead.""Is that the best you can do?""Give me time. I'm half frozen." "Perhaps your name should be Icy Tyrant. No, wait. Frigid Despot. - Author: Elly Blake
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#83. Your face makes a leper's backside look handsome. - Author: Eva Madden
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#84. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#85. I like tricks; I like to dazzle. Dribbling and leaving your opponent on his backside is what life is for. If I achieve what I want to, then I'll mark a distinct era in football. I'm the Che Guevara of modern soccer. - Author: Sergio Aguero
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#86. Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. - Author: Ludwig Van Beethoven
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#87. I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man. - Author: Dick Gregory
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#88. Cute? You think he's cute? What's cute about him?
Well, yes. He's got that smile, that really bad boy smile, and a great backside.
On page eighty of the relationship manual, it clearly states, you cannot look at another man's backside, especially if you think it's great. - Author: Christine Feehan
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#89. Right now I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do, 'cause I don't want to sit around on my backside all day. If I'm gonna do that I'll be a newspaper reporter. - Author: Joe Paterno
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#90. No running. Watch her come. Can you see how close she is, Sophie?
Lucein rocked his cock into her hand against her backside.
See how pink she is. Christ ... Lucein whispered.
You're even more beautiful, Sophie. - Author: Kitty French
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#91. This [my backside] is still very, very big. - Author: Renee Zellweger
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#92. I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too. - Author: Jay Kay
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#93. MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it. - Author: Michael O'Leary
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#94. Dogs get after big living. They seem illiterate of worry, yet able to read joys that elude us. They quietly shout to us: Wag your backside to music instead of your tongue to malice. - Author: Michael Cogdill
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#95. To win the Kentucky Derby is the goal of every trainer, every hot-walker, every backside person. They may be just rubbing on a horse, or hot-walking a horse, but they wonder if they could win the Kentucky Derby. - Author: Bob Lewis
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#96. I was as you are now. A peasant. I sought the world. Because the alternative was to spend the rest of my life looking up a plowhorse's backside. - Author: Alan Furst
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#97. I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. "I ... must ... not ... look ... like ... a ... baboon's ... backside. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#98. Elizabeth squirmed on the hard wooden bench, and tried to ignore both her sore backside and her rumbling stomach. Why did the minister's sermons last so long? And why did the talk of sin always give her such a hearty appetite? - Author: Anya Seton
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#99. You've been here before?" Derek asked, his gaze firmly fixed on Rowena's ass shifting under the shimmering green silk a few steps above us. "Wiggles," I told him. He blinked, then realized I wasn't referring to Rowena's backside. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#100. Even Felicity can't keep from sputtering with laughter. I wish I could use my evil eye. Or at least my evil boot right smack against Cecily's backside. - Author: Libba Bray
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