Alan Brazil Quotes & Sayings

#1. The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

#2. I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

#3. In their last four Blackburn have lost 3-0, 3-1, 5-3 and 3-2. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that's 12 goals conceded

#4. Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

#5. Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

#6. There's a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday

#7. I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door

#8. Some of the Scotland players need to look themselves in the face.

#9. I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

#10. Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

#11. Clint Dempsey scored a last-minute winner to earn Tottenham a 1-1 draw against United.

#12. In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

#13. I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

#14. Spurs fans are feeling very boyish about the future

#15. Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

#16. I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

#17. The tackles are coming in thick and thin now.

#18. John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

Alan Brazil Quotes