Aim Humor Quotes

#1. Social entrepreneurs aim to combine the best of both worlds and "do well by doing good." Usually they end up doing neither.

Peter Thiel

#2. Love comes from the heart, lust comes ...lower

Teresa Mummert

#3. I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it. I just want to finish what I'm doing and go home. I want to have a weekend. I want to have breakfast, a stack of pancakes.

Sandra Bullock

#4. I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

Bo Burnham

#5. You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes.
"You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be murder," said the captain calmly.
"Not where I'm aiming, sir.

Terry Pratchett

#6. Fear is synonymous with the future, and the future consists of forked roads, I should say forking roads, because the roads are forking all the time, like slow lightning. A road is a process, not a location.

Margaret Atwood

#7. Oh! to shoot for the stars if feels right. Aim for my heart if it feels right.

Maroon 5

#8. He tapped the sun over his heart. I came here for you. You're my flag. You're my nation.

Leigh Bardugo

#9. Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast

Josh Stern

#10. I don't like getting dressed up. It's hard because as a woman, as an actor, the whole world wants you to enjoy dressing up.

Andrea Riseborough

#11. Aim at the ground, you'll never miss.

Kristine Thomas

#12. Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade."
Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?"
Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.

Nancy Werlin

#13. Think of what makes you smile; makes you happy ... and do more of that shit.

Steve Maraboli

#14. {Rogers} sexual aim is "to convert a creature who is cool, dry, calm, articulate, independent, purposeful into a creature who is the opposite of these: to demonstrate to an animal which is pretending not to be an animal that it is an animal.

Kingsley Amis

#15. Knowledge makes people special. Knowledge enriches life itself.

Benjamin Carson

#16. But the animation has become very good, and I think that a movie is not a book, and a book is not a movie.

Katherine Dunn

#17. Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

Henny Youngman

#18. An emotional response to a situation is the single greatest barrier to power, a mistake that will cost you a lot more than any temporary satisfaction you might gain by expressing your feelings.

Robert Greene

#19. B, hows your aim?

Quinn Loftis

#20. Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me.

J.K. Rowling

#21. The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.

Paula Wall

#22. Well, Diotallevi and I are planning a reform in higher education. A School of Comparative Irrelevance, where useless or impossibe courses are given. The school's aim is to turn out scholars capable of endlessly increasing the number of unnecessary subjects.

Umberto Eco

#23. At the bottom of freshly dug holes, I bury my problems alongside the waxen seeds.

Kelseyleigh Reber

#24. Life's aim, if it has one, is to be always looking for temptations - and there are not nearly enough of them, I find. I sometimes pass the whole day without coming across a single one. It makes one so nervous about the future.

Gyles Brandreth

#25. Resort to force in the Great War (I) failed to bring tranquillity. Victory and defeat alike were sterile. That lesson the world should have learned.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#26. Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#27. Truth withers when freedom dies, however righteous the authority that kills it; and free individualism uninformed by moral value rots at its core and soon brings about conditions that pave the way for surrender to tyranny.

Frank S. Meyer

#28. Daemon!" Dee called from the kitchen. "I need your help!"
"We should go see what she's doing before she destroys your kitchen." He rubbed his hands down his face. "It's possible.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#29. When I notice a rear wheel overtaking me, I know I'm sitting in a Lotus.

Graham Hill

#30. The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

Kris Carr