Top 69 You Stupid Man Quotes

#1. From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.

Amy Tan

You Stupid Man Quotes #31745
#2. Behind every strong man is a scared little boy wanting people to tell him it's going to be okay. Remember that, and men will no longer seem as stupid as you think they are.

Anonymous

You Stupid Man Quotes #40872
#3. You really are pretty stupid sometimes, you know that? I think you must be more man than demon." With that, she stormed off. Sam sat where he was, feeling bewildered. "Did I say something wrong?

Phillip W. Simpson

You Stupid Man Quotes #133689
#4. If we were alone, you would be against that wall and I would be fucking you stupid.

Jodi Ellen Malpas

You Stupid Man Quotes #170670
#5. Sometimes when you live with one man for more than half your life, you stop really seeing him. Not stop loving him. That center-of-my-heart kind of love doesn't go away. But really paying attention gets submerged in the stupid details of day to day life.

Kaje Harper

You Stupid Man Quotes #185582
#6. This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do. I mean, no one would photograph David Beckham if he wasn't the best attacking midfielder in the country - much as I hate Man. U!

Nick Moran

You Stupid Man Quotes #189375
#7. He's just a big stupid man to you, but I tell you there's more good in him than in may other people.

Arthur Miller

You Stupid Man Quotes #199800
#8. A freezing cold underground river. A dark cave lit by ghosts. A man too stupid to realize you loved him. This is what you want?"
"All of it. Especially the very stupid man.

Molly Ringle

You Stupid Man Quotes #218339
#9. Some people might say it's not smart to be so insecure about what you wear. But that's not how I see it. The stupid woman is the one who thinks she doesn't need any help. What does a man know about things like that? a stupid woman thinks, and proceeds to make the wrong choice.

Herman Koch

You Stupid Man Quotes #245086
#10. What are you looking at?" I asked ...
"City slicker. What are you looking at?"
"A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn't know how to mind his own business.

Elle Casey

You Stupid Man Quotes #248513
#11. Love is bullshit and weird and stupid, but shit, man, if you have love, everybody should leave you alone and let you keep it for as long as you can.

Craig Lancaster

You Stupid Man Quotes #276568
#12. Why do you love me so much, you stupid man?"
He smiled down at her.
"Because I met you.

Tiffany Reisz

You Stupid Man Quotes #327218
#13. Wise man is a wing; stupid man is a hole! You meet a wise man, you rise, you meet a stupid man, and you fall!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

You Stupid Man Quotes #330106
#14. You do. Jordie Thomas is not a take-home-to-Momma kind of man." "No, he isn't," she agreed. "But he is a fuck-you-stupid kind of man.

Toni Aleo

You Stupid Man Quotes #362033
#15. You may be practical, but I am not foolish. Only a woman testing a man tells him not to bother." His eyes glinted. "It's a trap - to see if I'm stupid enough to believe your shameless lies.

Emma Alisyn

You Stupid Man Quotes #364337
#16. I'm gonna reveal something to you that's going to come as a shock: If you're a stupid young man, you're usually a stupid old man. Most people, including myself, keep repeating the same mistakes.

William Shatner

You Stupid Man Quotes #427715
#17. She thought about all the things she would like to say to him. Thank you for wanting to defend me. Thank you for thinking Rupert is a rogue. Thank you for being a man of integrity. Oh, Lord Hamlin, if you were mine, I'd make you so happy. Rose stifled a laugh at the stupid, outrageous thought.

Melanie Dickerson

You Stupid Man Quotes #526245
#18. But you got stupid. Never go soft over a piece of ass, man. Never.

Kit Rocha

You Stupid Man Quotes #556896
#19. But if we reason it out simply and not try to be one bit fancy, then what sort of pride can you possibly take or what's the sense of ever having it, if man is poorly put together as a physiological type and if the enormous majority of the human race is brutal, stupid, and profoundly unhappy?

Anton Chekhov

You Stupid Man Quotes #590177
#20. You're not a bad man or a stupid man, what you are is a white man.

Barbra-Lee Stephen

You Stupid Man Quotes #677476
#21. Streaking. That's a very stupid young man thing to do. There is something ruder I can't mention. Celebs On Sunday, you're kinda clean, aren't you? Hmm. Maybe we should stick to streaking.

Peter Andre

You Stupid Man Quotes #737005
#22. In the beginning of the twentieth century you could not see the ground for clever men. They were so common that a stupid man was quite exceptional, and when they found him, they followed him in crowds down the street and treasured him up and gave him some high post in the State.

G.K. Chesterton

You Stupid Man Quotes #823736
#23. A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done.

Richard Ayoade

You Stupid Man Quotes #900554
#24. He came for me. I couldn't believe it.
He came for me. Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in the middle of a magic jungle. Oh, you stupid, stupid idiot man. What was the God damn point of saving him only to watch him throw his life away?
Kate for Curran

Ilona Andrews

You Stupid Man Quotes #901379
#25. Gerard is an open-minded and passionate man. I am the opposite: stubborn and stupid. But sometimes stupid behaviour makes you win.

Arsene Wenger

You Stupid Man Quotes #918200
#26. -'Perhaps you'd better watch your back, stupid glowy golden faerie man whore.'
-'That didn't make any sense.'
-'Good. Now maybe I can join your club.

Kiersten White

You Stupid Man Quotes #960908
#27. The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?

Idries Shah

You Stupid Man Quotes #1041874
#28. You might have said that his look was thoughtful until you realized that he was not a thoughtful man. It was the earnest and contained look of those who are a little hard of hearing or a little stupid.

John Cheever

You Stupid Man Quotes #1052737
#29. You're a big one,[ ... ] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.

Neil Gaiman

You Stupid Man Quotes #1070687
#30. I am so stupid, little man," I told Phillip. "No you're not. Lizzie in my class, she's stupid. She eats her boogers. You don't do that. I've been watching.

Mary Calmes

You Stupid Man Quotes #1092084
#31. Don't you d-dare say you're ugly or stupid or worthless. Don't you dare! Y-you're a giant because an ordinary man's body is t-too small for what you are.

Kim Fielding

You Stupid Man Quotes #1096514
#32. Sup, man," said Rico Vega, joining me in the back of Spanish class. "'Sup," I answered. "How can they let you take Spanish when that's what you speak half the damn time?" "Why they let a bunch of gueros take English? You gringos gotta be stupid if you ain't got it down in eighteen years.

Katie McGarry

You Stupid Man Quotes #1105059
#33. Men aren't stupid, and you don't need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here's the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.

Kim Gruenenfelder

You Stupid Man Quotes #1120969
#34. I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

Mitt Romney

You Stupid Man Quotes #1166790
#35. Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow

You Stupid Man Quotes #1175264
#36. In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Dave Barry

You Stupid Man Quotes #1199701
#37. What is your dream? To be the most famous man in the world? What a stupid dream you have! To conquer the whole world with an army? What a primitive dream you have! To earn millions of dollars? What a greedy dream you have! Question your dreams!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

You Stupid Man Quotes #1238608
#38. Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. Now, Sabin. He didn't mean any harm. He's borderline stupid. You know that.

Gena Showalter

You Stupid Man Quotes #1284493
#39. Will holds his hand out for me. "Are you all in?" he asks. This man, this man, this man. What a stupid question. "I'm all in," I tell him,

Karina Halle

You Stupid Man Quotes #1291077
#40. The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me?

Storm Jameson

You Stupid Man Quotes #1292077
#41. I love you so much. I love you enough that I want to stay separate from you. You're an extraordinary man, Frank Wright. I could so easily lose myself in your world and never make a world of my own. And where would that leave us? We'd both be bored stupid.

Nancy Horan

You Stupid Man Quotes #1307530
#42. My thing was play as hard as you can, don't be stupid, pay attention to details, and have enough guts in the clutch that you're not afraid to make a play. Some things I thought were important for a young man to know.

Joe Paterno

You Stupid Man Quotes #1338044
#43. Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Spider Robinson

You Stupid Man Quotes #1361454
#44. IT'S NOT RACIST
TO BE PROUD
OF YOUR COUNTRY!'

no, but it is fucking
stupid
to think it makes
you a better man.

Andy Carrington

You Stupid Man Quotes #1375360
#45. Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.

Jay Leno

You Stupid Man Quotes #1378336
#46. And a man who is stupid enough to let you slip through his fingers does not deserve you anyway.

Helen Brooks

You Stupid Man Quotes #1385998
#47. That may be great for a married couple, but I think it is a stupid idea for two people trying to get to know each other! If you are a young man trying to get to know a young girl, for heaven's sake, don't take her to a movie!

Richard G. Scott

You Stupid Man Quotes #1401680
#48. Hadrian held the headphones close to one ear. "What is this, Eden? You're listening to music? Stupid, crappy music?"
The square-jawed man stared blankly at him. "It's Celine Dion, sir."
"Get security up here! I want this man in irons. Prepare the Dark Hole!

Steven Erikson

You Stupid Man Quotes #1416877
#49. When you get past all the boa feathers, every woman born in this world wants a strong man who knows her like a book, who's not only her lover but he who keepeth Israel. Stupid, isn't it?

Harper Lee

You Stupid Man Quotes #1431008
#50. Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams.

Caroline George

You Stupid Man Quotes #1437734
#51. I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Jake Roberts

You Stupid Man Quotes #1448014
#52. When you come across with the ideas that you don't like and even hate, do these three things: Be tolerant, be tolerant and be tolerant! Let them speak! Let the stupid and even the fools speak! Protecting freedom of expression under every circumstance is an honour for a man!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

You Stupid Man Quotes #1454444
#53. There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers

You Stupid Man Quotes #1472822
#54. If you are stupid enough to cheat, then definitely dumb enough to get caught.

Aman Jassal

You Stupid Man Quotes #1473021
#55. It is in just such stupid things clever people are most easily caught. The more cunning a man is, the less he suspects that he will be caught in a simple thing. The more cunning a man is, the simpler the trap he must be caught in. Porfiry is not such a fool as you think....

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You Stupid Man Quotes #1493752
#56. Often if you don't speak up, whatever you thought was stupid to say some man would say and then everyone would say 'as he said'.

Madeleine Albright

You Stupid Man Quotes #1533322
#57. When somebody calls you stupid, if your face turns red from anger, it means that a part of you believes in this! When you call a wise man stupid, his colour never changes!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

You Stupid Man Quotes #1556216
#58. I don't appreciate it when women - or men - bandy about these stupid stereotypes about feminism that are age-old, and that are meant to keep people turned off from it. It's like, "All you have to do is Wikipedia feminism to know that it's not about man-hating - so shut up." That makes me annoyed.

Kathleen Hanna

You Stupid Man Quotes #1612531
#59. Remember, changing someone's hang-ups is an easier task if stays in the realm of sex because the carrot at the end of this trip is - SEX! It's not so easy to change other aspects of a man's personality because the rewards aren't as apparent and you can't exactly screw the stupid out of someone.

Roberto Hogue

You Stupid Man Quotes #1624941
#60. Strange, isn't it,' mused Glokta as he watched him struggle for air. 'Big men, small men, thin men, fat men, clever men, stupid men, they all respond the same to a fist in the guts. One minute you think you're the most powerful man in the world. The next you can't even breathe by yourself.

Joe Abercrombie

You Stupid Man Quotes #1654317
#61. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. Ahh . . . an educated man. Well, you're not as stupid as you look. Don't quote Nietzsche at me, kid. That German crackpot wouldn't know a real monster if it bit him on the ass.

Larry Correia

You Stupid Man Quotes #1661674
#62. They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat.

Bobby Fischer

You Stupid Man Quotes #1669594
#63. Trust me, Mer, any man who passes up the chance to be with you is the stupid one."
"You tried to pass me up," I reminded him.
"That's how I know," he replied with a smile.

Kiera Cass

You Stupid Man Quotes #1692409
#64. You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one.

Christina, Queen Of Sweden

You Stupid Man Quotes #1802231
#65. Gilks sighed. 'You're a clever man, Cjelli, I grant you that,' he said, 'but you make the same
mistake a lot of clever people do of thinking everyone else is stupid.

Douglas Adams

You Stupid Man Quotes #1829230
#66. Man is stupid, you know, phenomenally stupid; or rather he is not at all stupid, but he is so ungrateful that you could not find another like him in all creation.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You Stupid Man Quotes #1846256
#67. I did this to stay alive. Because you are a vicious, stupid, impotent man. - Shira, to Kadir

Alwyn Hamilton

You Stupid Man Quotes #1849622
#68. Bruce, you're an ugly and silly old man. You're very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what else. You're the type of sad case who preys on vulnerable, weak and stupid women in order to boost his own shattered ego. You're a mess. You've gone wrong somewhere pal.

Irvine Welsh

You Stupid Man Quotes #1857212
#69. There's only really two things about a man that matter: what he wants, and what he'll do to get it. Everythin' else we pretend is important
whether you're tough, or good-lookin', smart, stupid, honorable, whatever
that's just details.

Matthew Woodring Stover

You Stupid Man Quotes #1859021

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top