Worst Date Quotes

#1. My worst date would be with someone nervous who has nothing to say. I like people who inspire me.

Tamara Mellon

#2. Most people hate cell phone use on trains; I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do, read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever?

Liza Mundy

#3. That was the worst date I ever had. And we. Are so. Over.

C.J. Daugherty

#4. Being yourself is one of the hardest things because it's scary. You always wonder whether you'll be accepted for who you really are. I decided to call my record 'Inside Out' because that's my motto about life. I don't think you ever succeed at trying to be anyone else but who you truly are.

Emmy Rossum

#5. To me, the theatre - I don't like to say it, but I'll say it - is a temple in a kind of way, where human beings go to be elevated.

Shelley Winters

#6. Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.

Rupert Hughes

#7. Do we smell nothing as yet of the divine decomposition? Gods, too, decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#8. The worst thing I've done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.

Anyta Sunday

#9. Researchers have been looking for biomarkers of age for a long time and have failed. People sell tests out there to measure your biological age, and none of them work. There's no evidence that you can measure biological age with any reliability.

S. Jay Olshansky

#10. And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Bobby Heenan

#11. The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

Niall Horan

#12. Why are nephrologists the worst to date? They are always getting pissed off.

Peter Rogers

#13. The key to accessing love, joy, peace and compassion is to be free from the dominant state of compulsive thinking. Once we are able to flow into mindfulness and still our thoughts, happiness manifests.

Christopher Dines

#14. Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.

Alex Adams

#15. All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

Tara Janzen

#16. Don't fuck this up, it will be the worst decision you have made to date- and holy hell, have there been a lot of bad decisions made on your part over the years.

Jay Crownover

#17. When you write your first book aged 25 or so, you have 25 years of experience, albeit much of it juvenile experience. The second book comes after an extra year sitting in bookshops. Pretty soon, you begin to run on empty.

Douglas Adams

#18. Love dreads being isolated, being left to speak in a void
at the beginning it would often rather listen than speak.

Elizabeth Bowen

#19. The worst feeling is pretending you do not care about something, when really it is all you seem to think about.Do not date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl that makes your world the most beautiful.

Wiz Khalifa

#20. The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.

Halle Berry

#21. Rejuvenate one's soul first, than rejuvenation of the mind and body will then follow.

Scott Ravens

#22. I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

Jenny McCarthy

#23. On Friday night, if you want to go out on a date with your wife or your girlfriend, nothing on Netflix competes with that, right? Because you're getting out; that's what you're doing. If you don't want to put your shoes on, nothing in the cinema competes with the worst thing on Netflix.

Ted Sarandos

#24. It was wisely said, by a man of great observation, that there are as many miseries beyond riches as on this side of them.

Izaak Walton

#25. Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves.

James Baldwin

#26. Hydrogen selenide, I decided, was perhaps the worst smell in the world. But hydrogen telluride came close, was also a smell from hell. An up-to-date hell, I decided, would have not just rivers of fiery brimstone, but lakes of boiling selenium and tellurium, too.

Oliver Sacks

#27. Fears and expectations that date back to earlier experiences of dependency, but that didn't arise during courtship or dating, are activated as commitment to the relationship increases. As a result, partners start to anticipate the worst, not the best from their relationship.

Stan Tatkin

#28. Tuesdays are the worst. They are the spoiled leftovers of Mondays, repackaged with a new expiry date.

Sorin Suciu

#29. You don't actually have ideas; ideas have you.

Gregory Benford