Wooden Plaque Quotes

#1. wooden plaque hangs from a nail, reading THE MASTER IS OUT, and I shake my head and flip it around. The other side also says THE MASTER IS OUT.

Kevin Hearne

#2. Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

Ilona Andrews

#3. We can be safe and live with other defined truths exemplified by a capital "T" or we can change and with our limited time experience truth with a small "t," seeking our own understanding, which can change with new awareness.

David W. Earle

#4. People are distressed by their inability to do it. The problem, however, is simply that they don't do it.

Mencius

#5. Our bailout of Detroit will be remembered as the equivalent of pouring billions of taxpayers' money into the mail-order catalogue business on the eve of the birth of eBay.

Thomas Friedman

#6. I'm a minnow compared to Caring with all his restaurants and clubs, and good luck to him. I've met him a couple of times. I've got no personal rancour against Richard Caring at all.

Robin Birley

#7. I'll learn all the katas and be the ninjing-est ninja that ever ninjed." Bubbles whined, so I bent down to rub his silky little head. "Is it the c-word, Bubbs? Don't you worry, we love the doggas as well as the katas." David laughed.

J.L. Merrow

#8. I actually got into music because of art and because of skateboarding: All those graphics and punk bands and fanzines - they were glued together in my brain.

Alison Mosshart

#9. Maxwell's equations didn't just change the world. They opened up a new one.

Ian Stewart

#10. There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything terribly right about it. It's unnecessary and derivative.

James Berardinelli

#11. As we've said, it's not a coincidence that Fear Itself, Schism, and other big stories end at the same time. This is the first brick in the next road.

Tom Brevoort

#12. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson

#13. Nobody is offered a World Cup.

Abby Wambach

#14. (by the way ... I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it ... ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)

Charles Bukowski

#15. I said I was 'The Greatest,' I never said I was the smartest!

Muhammad Ali

#16. A sort of good-bye without saying good-bye," he said. "It is a reference to a passage in the Bible. 'And Mizpah, for he said, the Lord watch between me and thee when we are absent one from another.

Cassandra Clare