Wiseguy Quotes

#1. The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh - is Jimmy Byrnes from 'Wiseguy.' Jimmy - we can't be in the same room together. He knows he can make me laugh just by looking at me.

Jonathan Banks

#2. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wiseguy' opposites?

George Carlin

#3. At the age of 12 my ambition was to become a gangster. To be a wiseguy. Being a wiseguy was better than being President of the United States. To be a wiseguy was to own the world.

Henry Hill

#4. 'Wiseguy' for its time was good. It was really good. And it holds up still. But a lot of the restraints have been taken off now.

Jonathan Banks

#5. Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

Matt Groening

#6. My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse.

Don Rickles

#7. I'm not out to convince anybody of anything.

William Shatner

#8. Work is nearly always a torture. If I could find something else I would be much happier, because I could use this other interest as a form of relaxation. Now I cannot relax.

Claude Monet

#9. I think I would give up movies for this feeling.

Melissa Keil

#10. You can say that Lebanese has hundreds of lexemes for family relations. Family to the Lebanese is as snow to the Inuit.

Rabih Alameddine

#11. Measure your life by improvements rather than mistakes.

Robert A. Giacalone

#12. Whether you're a writer of stories or a writer of patents, you're an inventor.

Linda A. Tancs

#13. The police in Punjab has been politicised; it has become a wing of the Akali Dal.

Preneet Kaur

#14. Gretchen turned to Vlad. "Speaking of that, hiya, Drac-in-law.

Jeaniene Frost

#15. Support the athlete, encourage the team, help the coach. That's what good track parents do.

Don Kardong

#16. Only a very gifted mind could cope singly with all the problems which present themselves in the perfecting of a home.

Arnold Bennett

#17. Our dreams are meant to come true, you know. What would be the purpose of dreaming if we could not fulfill our dreams?

Gautama Chopra

#18. Do you ever think that there used to be more sensible explanations about things than there are now?

Alice Munro

#19. Before devising any blueprint that includes the assumption of Having It All, we need to ask ... Why do we need Everything?

Letty Cottin Pogrebin

#20. There is hurt in this world. There is pain. Hoping there won't be only makes it worse.

Shalom Auslander

#21. You can't just play on the edge of games - you have to be in the thick of it.

Jamie Redknapp