When Life Hands You Lemons Quotes

#1. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!

Suzanne Sweeney

#2. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.

Brandi Glanville

#3. When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

#4. When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

Paul Rudd

#5. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate

Mei

#6. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

W.C. Fields

#7. When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Anna Lee

#8. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#9. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.

Magan Vernon

#10. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#11. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#12. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#13. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#14. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.

Anthony Paull

#15. When a man is not disposed to hear music, there is not a more disagreeable sound in harmony than that of the violin.

Richard Steele

#16. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

John Rzeznik

#17. It's humiliating to be dependent, anyway, but it's still a poorer pass to have no one to depend on.

John Wyndham

#18. When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

#19. It's amazing when you come to think of it how the human spirit seems to blossom in the shadow of the abattoir!

Malcolm Lowry

#20. Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God

Rick Riordan

#21. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.

Emma O'Connor

#22. If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones

#23. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!

Sharon Geltner

#24. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

#25. Not only the Jew, but also all that is derived from the Jewish mind, corrodes and disintegrates what is best in us.

Houston Stewart Chamberlain

#26. When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE

A.R. Arias

#27. The Goth character was a difficult thing to get my head round. I'm not really a fan of Goth music. I'm more a piano and guitar man - that's what I love.

Richard Fleeshman

#28. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#29. I hate hating myself. It's boring. But there's nobody else to hate.

Christopher Bram

#30. Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy Indiana Plan offers the uninsured an affordable health care plan with savings accounts that they control.

Mike Pence

#31. I don't know technology and engineering. I don't know accounting.

Bernard Ebbers